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I've met plenty of poor, even deformed people who started from nothing and got rich through many years of work, but NONE who went from incel to normie

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I've met counted less who started from the bottom and rose pretty high in life.

Never came across a guy who started out as incel and had some respectable romantic life, unless you count dating used up cows in their 30s via beta bucks.

In the end, your ability to get women is an unchangeable constant determined by your genetics. Not even god himself can change that.
 
[Brutal Blackpill]
 
Wish i had the brains to go from nothing to rich
 
Yes, it's actually easier to get rich than to ascend. Just to let you know what you are up against.

Women are free (for chads) but money is free for those who want it badly enough.
 
Yes, it's actually easier to get rich than to ascend. Just to let you know what you are up against.

Women are free (for chads) but money is free for those who want it badly enough.
Not really tbh. If you are not talented in something or smart/high iq then it's as bad as trying to ascend as an incel...
 
Wish i had the brains to go from nothing to rich
tfw if you invested $10,000 in domino's stock during the 2008 recession you'd have over $550,000 today
 
tfw if you invested $10,000 in domino's stock during the 2008 recession you'd have over $550,000 today
lol that's nothing dude also how should you know that it works? Working with shares, stocks etc. is always gambling and if it goes wrong you could lose it all.
 
lol that's nothing dude also how should you know that it works? Working with shares, stocks etc. is always gambling and if it goes wrong you could lose it all.
A balanced portfolio with a long-term plan has historically beat inflation and generated a profit. It is not gambling unless you put all of your wealth into a single stock. If you don't want to pick individual stocks or do any research then you can invest in a high growth mutual fund.
 
I do not get to be a truecel, I'm more mentalcel so I still have a tear of hope despite being already 26 years.
I have to fix my hair, lose fat on my face, or disinfect and enlarge my penis .... the last one is the most difficult.
I have to fix my hair, lose fat on my face, or disinfect and enlarge my penis .... the last one is the most difficult.
 
A balanced portfolio with a long-term plan has historically beat inflation and generated a profit. It is not gambling unless you put all of your wealth into a single stock. If you don't want to pick individual stocks or do any work then you can invest in a high growth mutual fund.
And how expensive will be the financial guys that teach me that shit? I could try learning it with books but i wouldn't trust myself as newb with that shit.
 
And how expensive will be the financial guys that teach me that shit? I could try learning it with books but i wouldn't trust myself as newb with that shit.
The way a mutual fund works is simple. You can watch a few YouTube videos to understand it completely but if you want to start investing just open an investment account with a large firm like Fidelity, Vanguard, or Charles Schwab, and transfer money from your primary bank. You can see the history/performance of different funds before you select one to invest in.

Word of warning though. Do not invest more money than you're willing to have tied up for a while. There's a very real possibility that you'll be in a negative balance if the market takes a heavy dip. Stay invested and DO NOT liquidate or sell at a loss. Keep emergency money in a separate savings account so you won't be forced to liquidate at a loss.

Stay invested long-term. Put money in with the mindset that you aren't going to touch it for 10+ years.
 
The way a mutual fund works is simple. You can watch a few YouTube videos to understand it completely but if you want to start investing just open an investment account with a large firm like Fidelity, Vanguard, or Charles Schwab, and transfer money from your primary bank. You can see the history/performance of different funds before you select one to invest in.

Word of warning though. Do not invest more money than you're willing to have tied up for a while. There's a very real possibility that you'll be in a negative balance if the market takes a heavy dip. Stay invested and DO NOT liquidate or sell at a loss. Keep emergency money in a separate savings account so you won't be forced to liquidate at a loss.
Ok bro i will look into it
 
Where I agree on the hard part of getting rich is that for most of you, your investments won't do anything until you become oldcel. That's partly what happened to me.

Money will not get you the girl. Go for money if you want, but don't waste your life if you want to ascend. Looksmax, gymmaxx, escortmaxx.
 
A balanced portfolio with a long-term plan has historically beat inflation and generated a profit. It is not gambling unless you put all of your wealth into a single stock. If you don't want to pick individual stocks or do any research then you can invest in a high growth mutual fund.

You just told him to put all his money in 1 stock domino.

You never know what will happen.

- he could have invested in GE
- block buster
Or any other bankrupt company that went bankrupt
 
Getting high in life, or "rich" (which is really high middle class) isn't difficult. It requires you to put in tons of effort, and when you do, you'll quickly realize that you'll never reach the top. Those are that actually are rich were 99% born into it and 1% dumb luck/genetic lottery winners.
 
I do not get to be a truecel, I'm more mentalcel so I still have a tear of hope despite being already 26 years.
I have to fix my hair, lose fat on my face, or disinfect and enlarge my penis .... the last one is the most difficult.
I have to fix my hair, lose fat on my face, or disinfect and enlarge my penis .... the last one is the most difficult.
Bro what u goona get by doing all that a foiid who fuck u on week ends
 
Once and incel, always an incel.
not even “ascending” can save you
 
You just told him to put all his money in 1 stock domino.

You never know what will happen.

- he could have invested in GE
- block buster
Or any other bankrupt company that went bankrupt

Yeah these retards believe in shit like "time in market" and "hodl"

Like nigger pls, retroactive perspective is WORTHLESS, this is all gambling, the stock market can turn into another NIPPON overnight
 
Money can't buy genetics and teen sex.
 
You just told him to put all his money in 1 stock domino.

You never know what will happen.

- he could have invested in GE
- block buster
Or any other bankrupt company that went bankrupt
I didn't say ALL. $10,000 isn't a lot of money. The fact that you think $10,000 is a lot shows how much of a money-manlet you are.

Yeah these retards believe in shit like "time in market" and "hodl"

Like nigger pls, retroactive perspective is WORTHLESS, this is all gambling, the stock market can turn into another NIPPON overnight
No I don't believe in timing the market. If the entire market turned to shit then the value of the dollar would too. Holding your entire portfolio in cash isn't safer. But I'm also not suggesting you should for go a savings account entirely. I keep over a years worth of expenses in straight cash. If I lost my job I wouldn't have to liquidate anything.

The fact that you compare stocks to gambling shows you know absolutely nothing about the subject. Do you know what SHAREHOLDING is? Do you know that running your own business is significantly riskier than investing in multiple large companies?



https://www.investopedia.com/insights/biggest-stock-market-myths/

By NOT investing in stock you will be losing 0.9% or more of your dollars value each year in a money market account. Anyone who saves money should be investing in something, and stocks are a safer investment than something speculative like say... crypto, which isn't even an investment, it's currency. Crypto doesn't generate anything but a business creates a profit and passes down that profit by paying dividends and buying back their own stock, increasing the value.
 
I didn't say ALL. $10,000 isn't a lot of money. The fact that you think $10,000 is a lot shows how much of a money-manlet you are.


No I don't believe in timing the market. If the entire market turned to shit then the value of the dollar would too. Holding your entire portfolio in cash isn't safer. But I'm also not suggesting you should for go a savings account entirely. I keep over a years worth of expenses in straight cash. If I lost my job I wouldn't have to liquidate anything.

The fact that you compare stocks to gambling shows you know absolutely nothing about the subject. Do you know what SHAREHOLDING is? Do you know that running your own business is significantly riskier than investing in multiple large companies?



https://www.investopedia.com/insights/biggest-stock-market-myths/

By NOT investing in stock you will be losing 0.9% or more of your dollars value each year in a money market account. Anyone who saves money should be investing in something, and stocks are a safer investment than something speculative like say... crypto, which isn't even an investment, it's currency. Crypto doesn't generate anything but a business creates a profit and passes down that profit by paying dividends and buying back their own stock, increasing the value.


Lol at you coping by money.

Chad works for minimum wage a still fuck hotter girls then you ever will with your investing strategies.

Best you can get is a high end prostitute who will hate your guts and take your money
I didn't say ALL. $10,000 isn't a lot of money. The fact that you think $10,000 is a lot shows how much of a money-manlet you are.


No I don't believe in timing the market. If the entire market turned to shit then the value of the dollar would too. Holding your entire portfolio in cash isn't safer. But I'm also not suggesting you should for go a savings account entirely. I keep over a years worth of expenses in straight cash. If I lost my job I wouldn't have to liquidate anything.

The fact that you compare stocks to gambling shows you know absolutely nothing about the subject. Do you know what SHAREHOLDING is? Do you know that running your own business is significantly riskier than investing in multiple large companies?



https://www.investopedia.com/insights/biggest-stock-market-myths/

By NOT investing in stock you will be losing 0.9% or more of your dollars value each year in a money market account. Anyone who saves money should be investing in something, and stocks are a safer investment than something speculative like say... crypto, which isn't even an investment, it's currency. Crypto doesn't generate anything but a business creates a profit and passes down that profit by paying dividends and buying back their own stock, increasing the value.


He just said “time in the market” not “timing the market”
I didn't say ALL. $10,000 isn't a lot of money. The fact that you think $10,000 is a lot shows how much of a money-manlet you are.


No I don't believe in timing the market. If the entire market turned to shit then the value of the dollar would too. Holding your entire portfolio in cash isn't safer. But I'm also not suggesting you should for go a savings account entirely. I keep over a years worth of expenses in straight cash. If I lost my job I wouldn't have to liquidate anything.

The fact that you compare stocks to gambling shows you know absolutely nothing about the subject. Do you know what SHAREHOLDING is? Do you know that running your own business is significantly riskier than investing in multiple large companies?



https://www.investopedia.com/insights/biggest-stock-market-myths/

By NOT investing in stock you will be losing 0.9% or more of your dollars value each year in a money market account. Anyone who saves money should be investing in something, and stocks are a safer investment than something speculative like say... crypto, which isn't even an investment, it's currency. Crypto doesn't generate anything but a business creates a profit and passes down that profit by paying dividends and buying back their own stock, increasing the value.


Lmao last 2008 most ppl who invested in market lost their life saving and same thing is happening now.

Keep investing, you won’t learn till you lose it all. Market is in predictable
 
Lol at you coping by money.

Chad works for minimum wage a still fuck hotter girls then you ever will with your investing strategies.

Best you can get is a high end prostitute who will hate your guts and take your money


He just said “time in the market” not “timing the market”


Lmao last 2008 most ppl who invested in market lost their life saving and same thing is happening now.

Keep investing, you won’t learn till you lose it all. Market is in predictable

This guy literally never heard of viotility lmao lowest iq I've ever seen

Literally treating investment accounts as savings account :feelskek: only reason why index funds make money is because there's enough losers like him picking stocks playing hedge fund managers instead of picking index funds or gambling with trend trading :feelskek:

Everyone ALWAYS has internet advice when the market is bull, bear or crashing :feelskek:

Only the lowest IQs think GE is unique and won't go to 0, yeah alright buddy keep GE stocks as your savings account:feelsahh: keep your angel investor balance sheet companies, see what happens when they're chopped off because it's only a TREND until shit hits the fan or 30 other companies pop up with the same model :feelskek:
 
Lol at you coping by money.

Chad works for minimum wage a still fuck hotter girls then you ever will with your investing strategies.

Best you can get is a high end prostitute who will hate your guts and take your money


He just said “time in the market” not “timing the market”


Lmao last 2008 most ppl who invested in market lost their life saving and same thing is happening now.

Keep investing, you won’t learn till you lose it all. Market is in predictable
The reason people suffered in 2008 is because they didn't manage risk correctly or got into leveraged investments like real estate. If you invested in an index during the market high before the recession you still would've more than tripled your money by now. Historically speaking, long-term stock investing has been a safe option that virtually every millionaire/billionaire takes advantage of to this day.

I don't give a single fuck about 'coping'. The way I manage money has nothing to do with women, chad, or whatever internet meme is going around. I do it for myself only. Foids who are attracted to this stuff are toxic diggers anyway.

But okay Mister high IQs. Where am I supposed to park my excess money? I keep nearly $20,000 in cash, and then the majority of my net worth is in a mutual fund. Individual stock picking and other higher risk stuff only makes up around 10% of my portfolio although I DO NOT DAY TRADE. I DO NOT BUY INTO SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS. Why is everyone automatically assuming I'm a day trader that leaps onto every stupid investment trend that the media pumps out? I look for good stocks from reputable companies that pay dividends and I buy employer stock at a discounted rate. This is a TINY percentage of my overall portfolio so if the company went bankrupt it would not ruin me, and if you looked at my long term performance I would be benefiting more from being invested in the market than say... holding an all cash position.

I should also remind you that the median savings account balance for people in my age group is $1,580, and the average net worth is a pathetic $6,936, so I'm doing quite well for myself, but if you think you have a better way of managing my money then I'm ALL EARS.

I am 100% open to listening to differing opinions and ideas as long as it actually makes sense, but so far none of you have provided a profitable, safer, or easier alternative to the stocks market which can protect long term savings from depreciation and generate a secondary income.
 
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The reason people suffered in 2008 is because they didn't manage risk correctly or got into leveraged investments like real estate. If you invested in an index during the market high before the recession you still would've more than tripled your money by now. Historically speaking, long-term stock investing has been a safe option that virtually every millionaire/billionaire takes advantage of to this day.

I don't give a single fuck about 'coping'. The way I manage money has nothing to do with women, chad, or whatever internet meme is going around. I do it for myself only. Foids who are attracted to this stuff are toxic diggers anyway.

But okay Mister high IQs. Where am I supposed to park my excess money? I keep nearly $20,000 in cash, and then the majority of my net worth is in a mutual fund. Individual stock picking and other higher risk stuff only makes up around 10% of my portfolio although I DO NOT DAY TRADE. I DO NOT BUY INTO SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS. Why is everyone automatically assuming I'm a day trader that leaps onto every stupid investment trend that the media pumps out? I look for good stocks from reputable companies that pay dividends and I buy employer stock at a discounted rate. This is a TINY percentage of my overall portfolio so if the company went bankrupt it would not ruin me, and if you looked at my long term performance I would be benefiting more from being invested in the market than say... holding an all cash position.

I should also remind you that the median savings account balance for people in my age group is $1,580, and the average net worth is a pathetic $6,936, so I'm doing quite well for myself, but if you think you have a better way of managing my money then I'm ALL EARS.

I am 100% open to listening to differing opinions and ideas as long as it actually makes sense, but so far none of you have provided a profitable, safer, or easier alternative to the stocks market which can protect long term savings from depreciation and generate a secondary income.


The best thing you can invest in are treasury bonds, they are far safer and have proven to be recession proof.

Last thing you wana do is diversify and buy a bunch of random stocks you don’t know about. Buying individual stock is like gabbling basically.

People might say buy the dip but they don’t understand there was a period in history where ppl bought the dip and the stock market continued to go down for 15 years.

Sure it went back up, but by the time it went up. Half your life was already over. Long term investment is useless because you’ll get to enjoy the money when you retire at 65
 
I knew a guy who was incel until college when all of a sudden, he worked on his "personality". Oh, his jaw grew a lot from 18-19 but I think it was his increased "kunfidence" that led to his sexual success. :lul: Outside of that? The guys that I knew to be incel either remained as such or "lucked out" with a used-up roastie in their mid to late 20's.
 
The best thing you can invest in are treasury bonds, they are far safer and have proven to be recession proof.

Last thing you wana do is diversify and buy a bunch of random stocks you don’t know about. Buying individual stock is like gabbling basically.

People might say buy the dip but they don’t understand there was a period in history where ppl bought the dip and the stock market continued to go down for 15 years.

Sure it went back up, but by the time it went up. Half your life was already over. Long term investment is useless because you’ll get to enjoy the money when you retire at 65
I see your point, but if you only invest in bonds you'd miss out on a lot of gains on top of losing liquidity. You could invest partially in bonds to curb risk but when our current money market accounts are paying out 2% annually I personally haven't bothered. The extra inflation cost of a cash position is more than made up for with the higher gains of a majority stock portfolio.

I could see why someone close to retirement, or someone trying to save short-term would want to avoid volatility. But I think if you're in your 20s it'd be foolish not to take advantage of the market. By the time you're 65 that's a good 45 years or so of growth. It would make the difference between being a multi-millionaire, or only having a few hundred-thousands/1 million by retirement age. Factor in social security retirement benefits on top of your taxable and non-taxable investments and you're looking at a completely worry-free future.

(assuming there isn't a total melt-down that leaves our entire country in a state of irreparable ruins)
 
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I see your point, but if you only invest in bonds you'd miss out on a lot of gains on top of losing liquidity. You could invest partially in bonds to curb risk but when our current money market accounts are paying out 2% annually I personally haven't bothered. The extra inflation cost of a cash position is more than made up for with the higher gains of a majority stock portfolio.

I could see why someone close to retirement, or someone trying to save short-term would want to avoid volatility. But I think if you're in your 20s it'd be foolish not to take advantage of the market. By the time you're 65 that's a good 45 years or so of growth. It would make the difference between being a multi-millionaire, or only having a few hundred-thousands/1 million by retirement age. Factor in social security retirement benefits on top of your taxable and non-taxable investments and you're looking at a completely worry-free future.

(assuming there isn't a total melt-down that leaves our entire country in a state of irreparable ruins)

How does your portifolio look like? Do you trade options?

I am currently learning about implied volitilty which has proved to work 100%
 
How does your portifolio look like? Do you trade options?

I am currently learning about implied volitilty which has proved to work 100%
I don't trade options, day trade, or time the market. Trading options is straight gambling. Will it go high or low? Place your bets!

The majority of my net worth is sitting in a high growth mutual fund, and I own a few shares of large companies I've worked for when I believed in their long term success. I typically invest $3,000 per month into this fund and I've never had to liquidate shares. It's gone down over -10% this year because the markets took a dump, but I'm not worried about the short term fluctuations. The lifetime average is +13.87% annually.

If the economy collapsed that would just mean I could continue buying shares at a discount every month. If I lost my job then the cash in my money market account would cover me during the time that it takes to look for another.
 

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