Serious I’ve just been a complete fucking horny sloth all week

[VλREN]

for the last couple of days I’ve been acting like a stressed monkey in a zoo

Am literally relating to zoo animals now

Yeah completely undisciplined animalistic loser.

Fuck me I’ve been jerking off like crazy and sleeping in so time is going by so fast.

I’ve been addicted to jerking off to alexandra daddario and rule 34, especially Jill Valentine rule 34 (I began jerking off to Jill Valentine again and I feel immense guilt for it, but I also get off to it because of it)

Also my living conditions are driving me mad, up stairs neighbors keep stomping around 24/7 and there’s a bright ass light that shines through my window fucking with my sleep.

Also am basically completely socially isolated, the only other person I speak to is my mom and that’s literally it, I have not spoken to a stranger in so long.

I should probably get my old job back soon

 

[ihatelife2]

Why do you feel guilty about Jill Valentine?

The thing about being like an animal in a zoo is brutal

 

[VλREN]

Why do you feel guilty about Jill Valentine?

I am in love with her and i find pornography of her to be degrading especially if I am wacking off to it

It just feels dirty and wrong to fap to her, especially if it’s porn of her having sex.

The thing about being like an animal in a zoo is brutal

yeah we’re like those stressed out monkey’s in the zoo jerking all day.

 

[Max Doltman]

gross idiot

 

[VλREN]

gross idiot

Just have a normal NT life bro!!

 

[Deleted Member 8090]

I’ve been jerking off like crazy and sleeping in

 

[svgmn1]

You've been a horny @Sloth couldn't sleep because your normie neighbors light and a bunch of other issues.
I'd say start off by getting one of these

 

[svgmn1]

You've been a horny @Sloth couldn't sleep because your normie neighbors light and a bunch of other issues.
I'd say start off by getting one of these
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also get yourself a pair of earplugs. you'll sleep like a baby motherfucker

 

[ihatelife2]

I am in love with her and i find pornography of her to be degrading especially if I am wacking off to it

It just feels dirty and wrong to fap to her, especially if it’s porn of her having sex.


yeah we’re like those stressed out monkey’s in the zoo jerking all day.

Ah sorry mang