I took a challenge 6 months ago to go 6 months without showering, brushing my teeth, washing my hands, and I’ve decided to take it a step further and not change my clothes.
The underside of my ball bag smells like rancid sour cream, which is making me pretty hungry. My underwear is caked in a thick layer of shit from only using it as toilet paper for 6 months, causing it to attract flies. In the front of my underwear, there are solidified semen crystals that have fused to the fabric of my shit caked underwear.
My armpits smell like onions that were left in the trunk of a honda civic from 2001, and so far it is doing exceptionally well at repelling the filthy normies and foids from my presence. I plan on taking my garbagemaxxing journey a step further by fucking the garbage truck in front of foids to show them that I am capable of ascension, as I chase a garbage truck down the street in my shit covered underwear ready to peg the exhaust pipe.
IT will not touch this
The underside of my ball bag smells like rancid sour cream, which is making me pretty hungry. My underwear is caked in a thick layer of shit from only using it as toilet paper for 6 months, causing it to attract flies. In the front of my underwear, there are solidified semen crystals that have fused to the fabric of my shit caked underwear.
My armpits smell like onions that were left in the trunk of a honda civic from 2001, and so far it is doing exceptionally well at repelling the filthy normies and foids from my presence. I plan on taking my garbagemaxxing journey a step further by fucking the garbage truck in front of foids to show them that I am capable of ascension, as I chase a garbage truck down the street in my shit covered underwear ready to peg the exhaust pipe.
IT will not touch this
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