At my previous job I've been working with foid. 5/10 but kind of cute. We're not talking about that are we? I've seen her flirting with a local chad a few times. Once she told him how she likes chocolates in her usual playful manner. Well, February 14th was approaching fast, so I decided to act.
I went to a grocery store and bought the most expensive danish dark chocolate, milka or Hershey is just not good enough for such an opportunity.
Next day I woke up at 4 am like Jocko Willnik adviced. I had an important mission ahead. At 5 am I was in the office. After ensuring none is there yet I had put the chocolate on her keyboard and started to wait. 8 AM she's in the office. She notices the chocolate, puts it aside. 8:30 Chad walks in. She sees him, she runs(!) towards the entrance. 2 minutes later she returns. Her head is low, she walks slowly, she's visibly sad.
My heart is singing. It singing victory theme from xcom 2. I sit at my computer and pretend to work. But I'm so happy its hard to concentrate. Maintaining poker face with all my willpower.
I've never seen this bitch flirting at work again.
I went to a grocery store and bought the most expensive danish dark chocolate, milka or Hershey is just not good enough for such an opportunity.
Next day I woke up at 4 am like Jocko Willnik adviced. I had an important mission ahead. At 5 am I was in the office. After ensuring none is there yet I had put the chocolate on her keyboard and started to wait. 8 AM she's in the office. She notices the chocolate, puts it aside. 8:30 Chad walks in. She sees him, she runs(!) towards the entrance. 2 minutes later she returns. Her head is low, she walks slowly, she's visibly sad.
My heart is singing. It singing victory theme from xcom 2. I sit at my computer and pretend to work. But I'm so happy its hard to concentrate. Maintaining poker face with all my willpower.
I've never seen this bitch flirting at work again.
