LifeFuel I've ascended

[UBERCEL]

Finally ladies and gents.

Today is they day I went to the doctor for my appointment where the nurse leaned over me to check my pulse and I felt the touch of a woman for the first time in my life.

Later virgins.

 

[VisVoi]

I also ascended. Pfp related.

 

[Mickeyonacid]

 

[Deleted member 677]

She has probably stuck that finger up a kinky Chad's ass.

 

[UBERCEL]

I also ascended. Pfp related.

Welcome to the slayers club brah. My pfp related too

She has probably stuck that finger up a kinky Chad's ass.

Don't talk about my nursey nursey like that.

 

[Zaetheus]

 

[UBERCEL]

Everyone can make it gents

 

[theultimate341]

 

[Anonymous MG]

I wish I could redo the test in which they held your festivals, last time I did it was with a male nurse...

 

[UBERCEL]

Cope, that's way more than you will ever achieve

I wish I could redo the test in which they held your festivals, last time I did it was with a male nurse...

Try one more time, it's a gamble .
Only slayers shall succeed

 

[RopeShow]

I went to the local bakery today to buy some smokes, the cashier recognized me and promptly got me my favorite brand, she also smiled and we had a little chit chat.

Later losers, ascension achieved

 

[UBERCEL]

I mog @uninstall

 

[Modus Coperandi]

this legit made me jealous.
... OVER for me

gtfo fakecel

 

[UBERCEL]

I went to the local bakery today to buy some smokes, the cashier recognized me and promptly got me my favorite brand, she also smiled and we had a little chit chat.

Later losers, ascension achieved

Nice one bro, but you will never outslayed me at this rate, I get 4 smiles from random old ladies every day

this legit made me jealous.
... OVER for me

gtfo fakecel

Only over if you didn't put full effort

 

[Mongolianwizard]

a nurse touched my penis once because it was burning
it felt really good
i will never feel that again

 

[RopeShow]

Nice one bro, but you will never outslayed me at this rate, I get 4 smiles from random old ladies every day

Damn son, you're such a Chad.

 

[UBERCEL]

a nurse touched my penis once because it was burning
it felt really good
i will never feel that again

Mogs me

 

[Spite]

S L A Y E R

 

[VisVoi]

a nurse touched my penis once because it was burning
it felt really good
i will never feel that again

I had to go to the doctor once in my early teens because I had testicular torsion.

First person to ever touch my cock was some curry STEMcel.

 

[Anger]

S L A Y E R

 

[UBERCEL]

I had to go to the doctor once in my early teens because I had testicular torsion.

First person to ever touch my cock was some curry STEMcel.

Mogs me

 

[averageblokecel]

@fakecelstapo GTFIH

 

[Evildoer]

Fakecels, out.

 

[UBERCEL]

Fakecels, out.

I just need more people to join the slayers club tbh

 

[Deleted member 3291]

the male doctor touched my penis when I was in middle school

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

lol, did i tell you about the time the dental surgery assistant squeezed my hand to check for sweats/nervousness. see ya HHVs

 

[UBERCEL]

lol, did i tell you about the time the dental surgery assistant squeezed my hand to check for sweats/nervousness. see ya HHVs

never thought I'd get mogged on an incels forum

the male doctor touched my penis when I was in middle school

Mogs me

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

never thought I'd get mogged on an incels forum

Mogs me

didn't mean to my man

also i thought it was mandatory to get at least your balls (not the dick, wtf) felt up by a male doctor to check for proper development at 7-8 years old, maybe it's an europe thing

 

[UBERCEL]

didn't mean to my man

also i thought it was mandatory to get at least your balls (not the dick, wtf) felt up by a male doctor to check for proper development at 7-8 years old, maybe it's an europe thing

Yeah I never got touched in my peeeepee

 

[IHateMySelf]

Yesterday i spoke with a women



Sorry,boyos,but I did it.

 

[Deleted member 5861]

I have read at least 6 "ascension" threads like this.

 

[KV-]

Finally ladies and gents.

Today is they day I went to the doctor for my appointment where the nurse leaned over me to check my pulse and I felt the touch of a woman for the first time in my life.

Later virgins.

How did it feel (emotionally)

 

[Deleted member 10531]

Everyone can make it gents

I bet you took that shower with extra dip that morning :heybby:

 

[UBERCEL]

I have read at least 6 "ascension" threads like this.

I have a competition with 6 people tbh

I bet you took that shower with extra dip that morning :heybby:

Aslo 4 hour haircut

 

[Izayacel]

Finally ladies and gents.

Today is they day I went to the doctor for my appointment where the nurse leaned over me to check my pulse and I felt the touch of a woman for the first time in my life.

Later virgins.

high iq, donst count

 

[Gardencel]

Reporting you. Get out of here fakecel.

 

[UBERCEL]

Reporting you. Get out of here fakecel.

Ogre4me

 

[Figthcel]

We will never feel that pleasure.

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

the male doctor touched my penis when I was in middle school

30% ban for bragging.

 

[JJtheIncel]

a nurse touched my penis once because it was burning
it felt really good
i will never feel that again

Just lie and say it burns again

 

[UBERCEL]

Just lie and say it burns again

Tbh