ITT I prove why reducing water retention won't help your face

[itsOVER]

Recently, there's been a bit of cope gong round. It goes like this. Drop your sodium, that'll reduce your water retention, and his will result in your face being less bloated. You'll now be less unattractive, and potentially even be able to ascend to normie tier. I'm now going to prove this is BULLSHIT.

I've been on the keto diet for 3 days. For those who don't know what keto is, it's a diet where you eat few/no carbs, which results in water not being retained by the body (as carbs basically make the body hold water). For those who says 3 days isn't long enough - it certainly is to drop your water weight, which is what this thread is discussing.

Here's the proof.

Before I was on keto (i.e. when I was retaining water): https://imgur.com/a/fdeqj

After 3 days of keto (i.e. when all the excess water has been lost): https://imgur.com/a/PXN5P

Can you see any difference? Of course you fucking can't! That's because, contrary to what copers will tell you, Chad slayer bones are BIG, and won't be be obscured by a bit of water retention. You don't just lose your water then have a chiseled face - in face, it'll make no fucking difference at all because your problem isn't water retention, it's that your BONES are recessed.

So feel free to add extra salt to your chips and eat as many carbs as you like - it's over anyway, no matter what you do.

 

[Mahlo]

It works if you're already good looking like zyros. If you're ugly just fucking lol

 

[itsOVER]

It works if you're already good looking like zyros. If you're ugly just fucking lol

Chad always wins. Any incel thinking they'll ascend from diet, cutting sodium, fat loss, gymcelling etc is a fucking COPER.

 

[CopingGymcel]

It works if your bone structure isn't bad. I have strong bones, so it definitely helps to keep my face devoid of bloat.

 

[KV3]

You look worse in the after pics... jfl

 

[QuantumDummy]

My face isn't bloated and I'm like 60 lbs overweight. Still no attraction from women.

 

[CopingGymcel]

You look worse in the after pics... jfl

Worse lighting in the after photos.

 

[itsOVER]

It works if your bone structure isn't bad. I have strong bones, so it definitely helps to keep my face devoid of bloat.

If your bone structure wasn't subhuman YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE. Unless mentalcel. And good looks don't help mentalcels anyway as their issues lie elsewhere.

This sodium/carbs shit has to die. Of course, I always knew this would happen, since I'm not on keto for the apparent low bloat, but cos it allows me to eat very little and not be hungry which saves me money. But it's good to provide some proof that water retention is bollocks, if your bone structure is good water retention won't cover it up. And if a bit of water covers your bones up, I've got bad news for you about your structure...

 

[Sub24inchSkull]

It works if your bone structure isn't bad. I have strong bones, so it definitely helps to keep my face devoid of bloat.

I thought you said you were ugly? 

 

[itsOVER]

You look worse in the after pics... jfl

Subhuman before subhuman after. Just lol at copers thinking they'll drop muh body fat and muh sodium and ascend.

And before someone accuses me of being a fat fuck, I'm like 123lbs at 170cm.

 

[CopingGymcel]

I thought you said you were ugly? 

#1 truecel  :cowboy:

 

[Octopusgun2]

It works if your bone structure isn't bad. I have strong bones, so it definitely helps to keep my face devoid of bloat.

If your bone structure wasn't subhuman YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE. Unless mentalcel. And good looks don't help mentalcels anyway as their issues lie elsewhere.
This sodium/carbs shit has to die. Of course, I always knew this would happen, since I'm not on keto for the apparent low bloat, but cos it allows me to eat very little and not be hungry which saves me money. But it's good to provide some proof that water retention is bollocks, if your bone structure is good water retention won't cover it up. And if a bit of water covers your bones up, I've got bad news for you about your structure...

He has good bone structure but his forehead is huge and his eyebrows are non-existent.

 

[Sub24inchSkull]

#1 truecel  :cowboy:

You can't resemble your avi and have strong bones. 



Just lol. We're all massive coping mentalcels.

 

[CopingGymcel]

You can't resemble your avi and have strong bones. 



Just lol. We're all massive coping mentalcels.

I remember you from Lookism. You were talking about your slayer cousin or something.

You're not a virgin, right?

 

[Octopusgun2]

#1 truecel :cowboy:

You can't resemble your avi and have strong bones.
Just lol. We're all massive coping mentalcels.

It’s the forehead and eyebrows.

 

[Sub24inchSkull]

I remember you from Lookism. You were talking about your slayer cousin or something.

You're not a virgin, right?

I'm not. I just enjoy browsing tbh

 

[itsOVER]

I remember you from Lookism. You were talking about your slayer cousin or something.
You're not a virgin, right?

I'm not. I just enjoy browsing tbh

Incoming REEEEEE overload...

 

[Sub24inchSkull]

Incoming REEEEEE overload...

NGL I'm a soild shitposter

 

[CopingGymcel]

Incoming REEEEEE overload...

You're not a virgin either  x-x

 

[Tempus Edax Rerum]

reduce salt,sugar and oil intake.

You will reduce bloat.

 

[CopingGymcel]

reduce salt,sugar and oil intake.

You will reduce bloat.

Oils (fat) are fine.

 

[itsOVER]

reduce salt,sugar and oil intake.

You will reduce bloat.

Quit coping. Bloat is caused by BONES.

Fyi not had any sugar as that's all carbs which is forbidden on keto.

 

[CopingGymcel]

Quit coping. Bloat is caused by BONES.

Fyi not had any sugar as that's all carbs which is forbidden on keto.

You're talking as if everyone has the exact same bone structure as you. Recessed bones isn't the only reason why people are incel.

 

[itsOVER]

You're talking as if everyone has the exact same bone structure as you. Recessed bones isn't the only reason why people are incel.

There's 3 reasons.

- Facial bones. Easily 70% of incels.

- Turbo manlets. Better face won't help them.

- Mentalcel. Better looks won't help them as their problems are in the brain.

No matter what category you're in, muh sodium bloat is COPE.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

I don't understand any of this dieting bullshit, but drinking a lot of water has a great effect on your face.

 

[itsOVER]

I don't understand any of this dieting bullshit, but drinking a lot of water has a great effect on your face.

Cope. If your bones are small and recessed (majority of incels) it makes no difference.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Cope. If your bones are small and recessed (majority of incels) it makes no difference.

It's not cope. I look a lot better when my face isn't bloated, I get less dirty looks.

 

[SeifEsteem]

ur just ugly

 

[Vision]

Recently, there's been a bit of cope gong round. It goes like this. Drop your sodium, that'll reduce your water retention, and his will result in your face being less bloated. You'll now be less unattractive, and potentially even be able to ascend to normie tier. I'm now going to prove this is BULLSHIT.

I've been on the keto diet for 3 days. For those who don't know what keto is, it's a diet where you eat few/no carbs, which results in water not being retained by the body (as carbs basically make the body hold water). For those who says 3 days isn't long enough - it certainly is to drop your water weight, which is what this thread is discussing.

Here's the proof.

Before I was on keto (i.e. when I was retaining water): https://imgur.com/a/fdeqj

After 3 days of keto (i.e. when all the excess water has been lost): https://imgur.com/a/PXN5P

Can you see any difference? Of course you fucking can't! That's because, contrary to what copers will tell you, Chad slayer bones are BIG, and won't be be obscured by a bit of water retention. You don't just lose your water then have a chiseled face - in face, it'll make no fucking difference at all because your problem isn't water retention, it's that your BONES are recessed.

So feel free to add extra salt to your chips and eat as many carbs as you like - it's over anyway, no matter what you do.

FUCKING THIS! It's ALL about your bone structure, my man. My cheekbones are fucking tiny, recessed and my jaw is narrow as fuck. I'm already at a low bodyfat but I've decided fuck it, I'm gonna eat whatever the fuck I want now. It's well and truly over, no joke.

 

[FiliumExMachina]

You actually look more sick in the after pics.

Yeah, water retention is cope.

 

[GeneticDysfunction]

If your bone structure wasn't subhuman YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE. Unless mentalcel. And good looks don't help mentalcels anyway as their issues lie elsewhere.

This sodium/carbs shit has to die. Of course, I always knew this would happen, since I'm not on keto for the apparent low bloat, but cos it allows me to eat very little and not be hungry which saves me money. But it's good to provide some proof that water retention is bollocks, if your bone structure is good water retention won't cover it up. And if a bit of water covers your bones up, I've got bad news for you about your structure...

Fucking lol'd so hard at the last sentence

 

[blackpill_incel]

Maybe go on the diet for longer then. Jfl at people like this that think two weeks at the gym or one day on a diet is gonna change anything.

You gotta work for it you aspie

 

[GeneticDysfunction]

Maybe go on the diet for longer then. Jfl at people like this that think two weeks at the gym or one day on a diet is gonna change anything.

You gotta work for it you aspie

COPE, meanwhile chad is born like that fuck life nuke everything

 

[blackpill_incel]

COPE, meanwhile chad is born like that fuck life nuke everything

You're so ignorant about fitness and genetics it blows my mind

 

[Cuck-Damage]

haha OP you're not that bad looking

have you ever been to London? you can pick up ethnic, maybe even euro women if you're lucky, with Tinder and some other stuff

shame it's expensive to stay here, but if you're living in hostel I don't think hostel in London will be much more

 

[eurocel]

Why is your after pic with a stubble? Kind of ruins the whole idea of a before and after.

 

[heroinfather]

You have no fucking idea about nutrition and are trying to get people to look fucked up like you. Keto is high fat and protein and low carb, that might be the single worst thing for your heart and arteries. Thank god you arn't doing it long-term. Keto priorities meat,saturated fats and oil and leave out grains and fruit, as in you will grow manboobs and have a round face. Your anecdotal claim is encouraging others to not diet and not better themselves.

 

[itsOVER]

Maybe go on the diet for longer then. Jfl at people like this that think two weeks at the gym or one day on a diet is gonna change anything.

You gotta work for it you aspie

Water loss occurs within the first 24-72 hours. Obviously not much fat loss occurs in that time but I'm far from overweight to begin with. Water retention is COPE.

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Why is your after pic with a stubble? Kind of ruins the whole idea of a before and after.

Doesn't really matter does it? You can clearly see my face ain't lean.

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haha OP you're not that bad looking

have you ever been to London? you can pick up ethnic, maybe even euro women if you're lucky, with Tinder and some other stuff

shame it's expensive to stay here, but if you're living in hostel I don't think hostel in London will be much more

London is supposedly the incel capital of the world, and PSL4 white guys don't cut it anywhere in the west.

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FUCKING THIS! It's ALL about your bone structure, my man. My cheekbones are fucking tiny, recessed and my jaw is narrow as fuck. I'm already at a low bodyfat but I've decided fuck it, I'm gonna eat whatever the fuck I want now. It's well and truly over, no joke.

Enjoy, because it's over anyway.

 

[Cuck-Damage]

haha OP you're not that bad looking
have you ever been to London? you can pick up ethnic, maybe even euro women if you're lucky, with Tinder and some other stuff
shame it's expensive to stay here, but if you're living in hostel I don't think hostel in London will be much more

London is supposedly the incel capital of the world, and PSL4 white guys don't cut it anywhere in the west.

It is

but white aryan looking guys like yourself, actually do a bit better in London, than other places in UK, such is the power of JBW here (whites are actually minority here)

try it out if you can, like I said if you live in hostel you might as well take a week out sometime to give this a shot
you look quite young you should try this stuff out while you're young, it's best

you can even check out the nice museums and stuff if you're bored otherwise

 

[Zyros]

EXTREMELY BAD ADVICE DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

3 days fucking LOL, you must be minimum 1 month to start seeing results.

 

[theoldnick]

keto works, but do it for a month at least
my bro lost 10kg with it in 3 months
3 days is nothing

 

[itsOVER]

EXTREMELY BAD ADVICE DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

3 days fucking LOL, you must be minimum 1 month to start seeing results.

The water loss doesn' take anywhere near a month. Once the glycogen leaves your muscles (caused by dropping of carbs) you lose the water.

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keto works, but do it for a month at least
my bro lost 10kg with it in 3 months
3 days is nothing

It's not about weight loss - read the thread ffs. It's about the water retention - which will be gone within a few days of starting keto. 

To be clear - I used keto to drop 16kg before. I know it works for fat loss. I'm 56kg now rather than 71kg because of it.

BIT the water loss thing leaning your face out is nothing more than massive cope