It’s so unfair that I’ll never get to rub a beautiful girl’s butt in bed to fall asleep

[Clavicus Vile]

Falling asleep next to a beautiful girl cuddled up rubbing her ass with one hand while holding her in your arm with the other one, she sleepily tells you that she loves you and that you’re the best man on the planet. That would be the pinnacle of human male life .

I can’t believe I had to be born in this ugly body. To think we have a 1 in trillion chance of actually existing in the first place, and that life is highly likely to be shitty even if you get that 1 in a trillion chance.

 

[jackhanma]

to think that some chad takes this for granted fml

 

[DeathSigil]

to think that some chad takes this for granted fml

Especially the faggots who hit women while their with them I only want to hit women because they don't get with me.

Imagine abusing you're cute Becky gf who already obeys you for being chad.

 

[glutty]

to think that some chad takes this for granted fml