It's so easy to be good looking *please read*

[catfishman23]

At work this Chad was able to land a girl I talked to without even trying hard all he had to be was good looking and that was all.

 

[nausea]

it's even easier, man

my chad friend got FHOs doing all the "work" and he just smiled the whole time

another dude has FHOs throwing their bodies dead at him

 

[gylo]

At work this Chad was able to land a girl I talked to without even trying hard all he had to be was good looking and that was all.

100% legit. I have a theory that the extent to which a trait boosts your SMV is inversely proportional to the effort it takes to demonstrate that trait.

To show a woman you are smart or charismatic, you have to converse with her long enough for her to fall for that part of you. Even with whatever amount of effort it takes to give off a good vibe to a girl, girls rarely lust over good personalities.

To show a woman that you have a sexy voice, all you have to do is say ANYTHING, and her knees will get wet. It takes 0 effort to use your voice to attract a woman, but it pays off far more than any amount of charisma will.

To show a woman that you're "good in bed", you have to perform oral perfectly, cum at exactly the right time, master dirty talk, and make sure her every desire is satiated at your behest.

To show a woman you have a big dick, all you have to do is get an erection. Time and time again, women always go for a big dick, having an anaconda is far bigger (literally) in the realm of sexual social status than being effective at thrusting. Being big dicked takes no effort, but has far better rewards.

So go ahead, spend hours exfoliating your skin, taking beta carotene, washing every inch of your skin to hold onto a youthful glow, Chad will do 100000x better with every kind of woman by virtue of his bone structure alone. All he has to do is show up, and you've already lost.

 

[Deleted member 1627]

I wish I had a big dick it would change everything