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It's Over it's over trait: you want to fuck random objects in your home

ManOfVengeance

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As i've gotten older and sometimes I would get bored of simply using my hands to crank the chicken everytime I attempted to try different ways to get off.
But a few months ago i've had the idea of having sex with a couch, yes a couch so allow me to explain.

If you were to stick your cock inbetween the cushions of a couch, the softness inbetween the cushions would imitate your penis going inbetween the fleshwalls of a foids vagina.
I had recently gotten this idea, but ever since my birthvessel brought this stupid fucking stray dog inside my home she refused to take the mutt outside so it ended up shitting and pissing all over the couch and so I was forced to throw it out.

If any of you guys have a couch I want you to try this and give back results.
 
Ok I will fuck my couch
 
Based niggercel sexual frustration taken out on coach
 
If any of you guys have a couch I want you to try this and give back results.
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hands typed this
 
Just Began for JDVancecels
 
What day 3 of nofap does to a mf
 
It truly is over if this is legit.

Also, I've once fucked my bed, I guess.

I've put in a condom that I had left from my escortmaxxing and then put my dick between the mattress and the blanket.

Then I closed my eyes and imagined I was fucking that escort again.

It really felt more or less the same, because when you wear a condom it feels different anyway.

It was nice because I could basically fuck it "doggy style" and imagine I was fucking that escort from behind.

Oh how low I have sunk back then.
 
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Sometimes I want to fuck my empty wine boxes
 
‘Birthvessel’ :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
I was doing nature photography daily. Worked at dawn (lowest chance of a canine-cunt attacking me), hence a tripod also used. Occasionally worked in a segment of river rapids, where I used the tripod also as a walking stick. Looked back at the tripod one day, felt a feeling of love.

That's why I got my doll.
 

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