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BlackOpsIIcel

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No this is not some shit post. Being bad at an online game makes you a social pariah. Which will follow you during your schooling. Making you a bullied incel..

Ready, Aim, Hire a ‘Fortnite’ Coach: Parents Enlist Videogame Tutors for Their Children
It’s not the violence or the addiction of the hit game that bothers mom and dad—it’s the losing

Ally Hicks fretted over her 10-year-old son playing the hugely popular shoot-em-up videogame “Fortnite.”

It wasn’t the violence or the amount of time she was worried about. It was the result. He wasn’t winning.

So she hired him a coach. For about $50, Ms. Hicks purchased four hours of online lessons from a player she found through a freelance labor website.

For many children, “Fortnite” has become a social proving ground. More than 125 million people play it world-wide, according to its maker, mostly in a free mode pitting 100 combatants against each other until one person or team is left standing.

Winning bestows the kind of bragging rights that used to be reserved for the local Little League baseball champ. Just like eager dugout dads opening their wallets for pitching lessons, videogame parents are more than willing to pay for their offspring to gain an edge.

“There’s pressure not to just play it but to be really good at it,” said Ms. Hicks, a project manager from Winchester, England. “You can imagine what that was like for him at school.”

Rob hopes his friends don’t find out how he upped his game. “They’ll probably think I’m cheating or something,” he said. “That’s how 10-year-old kids work.”

Until recently, people seeking help with videogames almost exclusively were adult hobbyists and older teenagers aspiring to go professional, according to businesses that contract with coaches. Now these businesses are hearing from parents who refuse to let their elementary- and middle-school-age children fall behind.

Nick Mennen was happy to pay $20 an hour for his 12-year-old son, Noble, to take “Fortnite” lessons. The dad is already dreaming of a scholarship—or at least some tournament money. (“Fortnite” creator Epic Games Inc. recently pledged $100 million in tournament prizes. Some colleges court gamers with financial incentives to join their varsity teams.)

Noble used to win “Fortnite” infrequently before he began taking about six hours of lessons a month. “Now he’ll throw down 10 to 20 wins,” said Mr. Mennen, a software developer in Cedar Park, Texas.

The success has made Noble competitive with his dad. “I should be the one charging him,” Noble said. “He’s not as good as me.”

Coaches can be found on social media or through contracting sites such as Gamer Sensei and Bidvine, which said it has hired out more than 1,400 “Fortnite” coaches since early March. Some coaches can’t believe parents want to sign up their children for lessons.

“It’s really surreal to me,” said Logan Werner, an 18-year-old “Fortnite” coach in Roy, Utah, who plays the combat game on a professional team called Gankstars. “My dad would have never paid for me to take videogame lessons.”

Hiring a “Fortnite” coach for a child is no different than enlisting an expert to help a child excel at basketball or chess, parents say. Some sit in on lessons to make sure coaches are professional and that their children, well, level up.

“I want them to excel at what they enjoy,” Euan Robertson said of his sons Alexander, 10, and Andrew, 12. He hired them a “Fortnite” coach in June, who can stay as long as the children keep up their grades.

Mr. Robertson, an insurance professional in Arzier-Le Muids, Switzerland, is perfectly fine with his children gaming. “There isn’t any inherent risk,” he said. “They’re not going to break a leg playing videogames.”

Dale Federighi, a software engineer in San Jose, Calif., signed himself up for “Fortnite” lessons a few weeks ago so he could play alongside his sons, Joel, 6, and Elliot, 11. In this case, his children wanted no part of the coaching. “They dissed it,” he said. “They’re both very stubborn.”

“I felt like taking lessons was over the edge,” said Elliot. Now, he’s reconsidering. “I don’t want my dad to be better than me.”

Each Sunday night, JD Giles and his 10-year-old son, Blake, look forward to their “Fortnite” lesson with a coach they know as “Convertible.” Mr. Giles initially sought lessons for Blake as a birthday gift. Then he got hooked.

“Our skills were nowhere near where we needed them to be,” said the sales executive from Cumming, Ga.

He has spent $45 on three one-hour sessions and has committed to at least three more for himself and Blake. The investment is already paying off.

“Within one week, I actually got a solo win,” Mr. Giles said. “The other dads I play with congratulated me. I earned a little credibility with my son and his friends—and my wife and daughter made fun of me.”

Mr. Giles’ 13-year-old daughter, Morgan, says “it’s kind of cool but weird at the same time.” She dislikes how her dad screams with delight whenever he wins a match. “It’s annoying.”

Paul Rakovich’s 7- and 9-year-old sons grew suspicious when their dad suddenly became a lot better at “Fortnite.” Mr. Rakovich, of suburban Denver, copped to getting an online coach. Now all three take lessons separately.

“My oldest is better than me, no doubt about it, and I wanted at a minimum to hang at his level,” Mr. Rakovich said.

Paul Rakovich, with his sons Mason, 7, and Carson, 9, play ‘Fortnite’ together. All three take online coaching lessons. PHOTO: LINDSEY RAKOVICH

He tries to squeeze private sessions in during the workday at the marketing agency he runs, but has had to cut them short to deal with clients. “I had grown-up stuff to do,” he said.

Some parents set a low bar for success.

“Not dying in the first two minutes would be nice,” said Adrian Luff of San Marcos, Texas.

He gets it when his sons, ages 7, 9 and 11, grow frustrated with “Fortnite.” He gets that way, too, and thinks his lousy track record is doubly embarrassing since he works at Amazon.com Inc.’s Twitch, a live-streaming service where top “Fortnite” gamers show off their chops.

The three boys, all of whom have had “Fortnite” coaching, have won matches. Mr. Luff has not. He says that’s OK because he clings to the hope that at least one of his sons will go pro. “They can fund my retirement,” he said.
 
I played memenight. I hated it.
 
Do you really think women care whether you're good at fortnite or not? nobody gives a shit whether you're good at fortnite or not
 
I can't wait until this shit game is a distant memory. Couple years tops it will be completely gone from the headlines just like overwatch.
 
Do you really think women care whether you're good at fortnite or not? nobody gives a shit whether you're good at fortnite or not

Women care if you managed to develop a social network, yes.
 
JFL @ battle royales.
 
Do you really think women care whether you're good at fortnite or not? nobody gives a shit whether you're good at fortnite or not
at one time, some years ago, I calculated that right after sleeping the thing I did spend the most time in my life doing was gaming.
since then I always wondered what person I could have been if I never wasted those tens of thousands of hours.
being at the top literally never gained me anything.
meh. regrets are so annoying.
 
fagnite=normie central and boring as fuck
 
at one time, some years ago, I calculated that right after sleeping the thing I did spend the most time in my life doing was gaming.
since then I always wondered what person I could have been if I never wasted those tens of thousands of hours.
being at the top literally never gained me anything.
meh. regrets are so annoying.
Imagine if you spent all that time looksmaxing :feelsrope:
 
I fucking hate forknite I Fucking hate it!!!!!! I wish every fucking normie who plays that shit burn in fucking hell!!
 
Holy fuck this is the dumbest cope I’ve heard in a long time.
 
Fortnite is one of the most boring games I've ever played. I don't know how it has 125 million players.
 
Why is it that parents interfere either too much or not at all in their kids' lives?
 
It's truly never began for this world
 
I don't get what's so skill based of fortnite that you have to hire a coach. It's literally some shitty battle royale game where whether you win is dependent on your spawn spot and loot luck
 
hit me up with your names if u wanna play fortnite with me, ill make a burner account
 
you guys are really edgy for hateing fornite if it wasn't good it wouldent get played
 
The fortnight incel vs PUBG chad
 
Do you really think women care whether you're good at fortnite or not? nobody gives a shit whether you're good at fortnite or not
You are wrong. I have been playing League of Legends for years noe and I can say that women will use men to climb the rankings. She might delude herself into thinking she likes him but it's really just for ranking up.
 
Its a meme to hate on fortnight lmao @ users here thinking they are special. I'd play all the time if I wasn't terrible at it.
 
Do you really think women care whether you're good at fortnite or not? nobody gives a shit whether you're good at fortnite or not


Exactly if your ugly nothing else is relevant
 
What in the living fuck is wrong with our society?!
 
This is one of those articles that reads like it could be from the onion. Your skill in a fucking video game impacts your popularity in real life now? Fuck, generation Z is weird. Back when I was in school, even most of the gamer nerds wouldn't have taken a video game that seriously.
 
It is and should be over for videogamecels. It's a total waste of time.
 
you guys are really edgy for hateing fornite if it wasn't good it wouldent get played
Lol most people play fortnite because they have friends that play the game.
Even if it's shit game that doesn't matter, it is about being in the bandwagon.

Look, in my country, a game that used to be very popular was called CSO (Counter Strike Online) basically a shitty reskin of CS 1.6 with bunch of ugly pay to win shit and hentai characters, possibility have viruses as well.
Yet it has more players than well made games.

Bandwagon bruh
 
Your skill in a fucking video game impacts your popularity in real life now?

Finally someone who gets it. Imagine your life being altered by this. Failing at Fortnite --> alienated -->incel for life.
 
Fortnite is one of the most boring games I've ever played. I don't know how it has 125 million players.
Idiocracy.

Why so many people play candy crush in the transport instead of reading books or other interesting things ? Idiocracy again. And it's not even linked to a certain social class. The problem nowadays is pushiness. Stupid people did have more opportunity to career max by the past, and their degenerate descent as it easier now than others. Plain idiocracy.
 
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