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DarkTyrant
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https://www.elitedaily.com/dating/dump-man-small-dck/1305129
I remembered a story my sister told me about her most recent boo thang. She humored me by telling me about his disappointing dick size -- his shortcoming, if you will -- and when I asked her if this was a deal breaker, she simply said, "Well, it's not the dick I'm going to marry."
At some point in our lives, we all have "love at first dick." The dick that got away. The goddamn unicorn dick. The magical D that delivered orgasms from straight penetration.
And once you've seen a dick like that -- that literally makes you open-mouth gasp -- you are constantly on a search for that dick. You compare everything to that first special dick.
I have a confession to make: I always go for a hand job on the first or second date. Why? Because I want to see what I'm in for. If there isn't good dick, what's the point of living?
When it comes to a pinky dick, however, you can only put so many pillows under your ass before you're ready to give up and get back on Tinder.
Sometimes you just want to get filled, you know?
I remembered a story my sister told me about her most recent boo thang. She humored me by telling me about his disappointing dick size -- his shortcoming, if you will -- and when I asked her if this was a deal breaker, she simply said, "Well, it's not the dick I'm going to marry."
At some point in our lives, we all have "love at first dick." The dick that got away. The goddamn unicorn dick. The magical D that delivered orgasms from straight penetration.
And once you've seen a dick like that -- that literally makes you open-mouth gasp -- you are constantly on a search for that dick. You compare everything to that first special dick.
I have a confession to make: I always go for a hand job on the first or second date. Why? Because I want to see what I'm in for. If there isn't good dick, what's the point of living?
When it comes to a pinky dick, however, you can only put so many pillows under your ass before you're ready to give up and get back on Tinder.
Sometimes you just want to get filled, you know?