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I remembered a story my sister told me about her most recent boo thang. She humored me by telling me about his disappointing dick size -- his shortcoming, if you will -- and when I asked her if this was a deal breaker, she simply said, "Well, it's not the dick I'm going to marry."

At some point in our lives, we all have "love at first dick." The dick that got away. The goddamn unicorn dick. The magical D that delivered orgasms from straight penetration.

And once you've seen a dick like that -- that literally makes you open-mouth gasp -- you are constantly on a search for that dick. You compare everything to that first special dick.

I have a confession to make: I always go for a hand job on the first or second date. Why? Because I want to see what I'm in for. If there isn't good dick, what's the point of living?

When it comes to a pinky dick, however, you can only put so many pillows under your ass before you're ready to give up and get back on Tinder.

Sometimes you just want to get filled, you know?
 
i feel the same about small tits/ass and loose vag. i just have no power in relationships, so i can't be picky like girls.
 
Men can not be demanding with women, unless you're chad And above all, one thing that is true, you have to be sub 8/10 or a lot of $$$ for sex, with a 6/10 at its best, with the vagina still tight ...
 
Of course. A small dick is the single worst trait to have in terms of relationships. You can be a 10 in ever other aspect, but with a small dick? It's over, no woman will ever enjoy sex with you or stay with you beyond a one night stand.
 
fuck i always overlook the dick pill

i cant decide is dick or height is as imporant as female ass size
 
Question is - what dick is small?
 
I hate the girls who says size doesn´t matter it´s what you do with it, it´s fucking bullshit and they know it! It sucks something sucks that you´re powerless to do anything about something as important as height and dick size. I am also VERY small boned so kids have bigger wrists and forearms than me.

And even if you lack in all aspects as a male, height, face, frame, musclemass etc. then if you just have a big and thick dick you must still feel like a real man. Admit it the dick is one if not the most masculine trait a man can have so if the dick is 20cm long and 15cm thick you must still feel alpha as fuck because even the Chads can´t compare with you. Unfortunately I will never be able to experience such superiority because I lack in everything and only have an average sized dick and girls want extremely big dicks. Fuck I hate girls so much...
 
Dick > height. You can be 5'7 but in no way should you ever be under 5 inches
 
Never even began for dickcels tbh
 
Question is - what dick is small?
Serious: 6'+ BPEL (bone pressed erect length) to be able to make them orgasm, 6.5+ Will 100% do the job
5.4-6' you are fucked but not that much (like being 5'10'', you aren't tall but neither a manlet, just don't expect anything because it ain't happening)
Less than 5.4' and it's fucking over
 
Serious: 6'+ BPEL (bone pressed erect length) to be able to make them orgasm, 6.5+ Will 100% do the job
5.4-6' you are fucked but not that much (like being 5'10'', you aren't tall but neither a manlet, just don't expect anything because it ain't happening)
Less than 5.4' and it's fucking over
BPEL is useless, yeah I know it will go in more than what's visible but girls get turned on more by visuals.


What's the point of 6 BPEL when only 5 is visible, 6 NBPEL+ (ruler barely touching the fat pad) is what you want to have
 
fuckin brutal
 
BPEL is useless, yeah I know it will go in more than what's visible but girls get turned on more by visuals.


What's the point of 6 BPEL when only 5 is visible, 6 NBPEL+ (ruler barely touching the fat pad) is what you want to have

Let's say you have a foid bouncing up and down on your dick, pretty sure your fat pad would compress and she'd feel the full length. Same with any other position, I'd imagine if you're giving it to her good she would feel it.

Edit: I somehow missed the first part you wrote but anyways. To that point though, its guys that get turned on by visuals, not chicks. Ever tried to send a foid a dick pic? They almost always say no even if you're catfishing as Chad.
 
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BPEL is useless, yeah I know it will go in more than what's visible but girls get turned on more by visuals.


What's the point of 6 BPEL when only 5 is visible, 6 NBPEL+ (ruler barely touching the fat pad) is what you want to have
They may be or not be impressed, the thing is that when you are penetrating the whole dicks goes in, therefore a 6'+ BPEL will be able to satisfy her (even if somehow it's a 5.2 NBPEL) while a 5.7' will not even if it's a 5.5' NBPEL
Let's say you have a foid bouncing up and down on your dick, pretty sure your fat pad would compress and she'd feel the full length. Same with any other position, I'd imagine if you're giving it to her good she would feel it.

Edit: I somehow missed the first part you wrote but anyways. To that point though, its guys that get turned on by visuals, not chicks. Ever tried to send a foid a dick pic? They almost always say no even if you're catfishing as Chad.
Also this
 
Having a big cock has been my saving grace
 
Having a big cock has been my saving grace

How though? That's gotta be torture. It's not like you can walk around with an erect dick, no one even knows. Also if you have an ugly face it wouldnt matter

Chad can lose a chick for having a small dick but an ugly guy can't gain one for having a big dick.
 
How though? That's gotta be torture. It's not like you can walk around with an erect dick, no one even knows. Also if you have an ugly face it wouldnt matter

Chad can lose a chick for having a small dick but an ugly guy can't gain one for having a big dick.

Blackpill: When you slay a girl and have a big dangus they will almost always tell their friends about it
 
Have you slayed any though?

Yes, when I first started uni I was obese. A girl from one of my modules came up to me on a night out and was very flirty, ended up messaging me one night and I came back from the library to have secksual intercourse with her and then went back to finish up for deadlines.

She told all my friends and hers that I'm hung and good in bed, and I actually got interest from a couple of girls because of it. I asked her months later why she was interested in me even though I was so fat and she said she liked "fluffy" guys :lul:, never encountered a girl that has said anything like this before or after
 
Of course. A small dick is the single worst trait to have in terms of relationships. You can be a 10 in ever other aspect, but with a small dick? It's over, no woman will ever enjoy sex with you or stay with you beyond a one night stand.
In case of relationships i agree, but you have to get relationships first, which would be impossible having others defective and undesirable traits, such as baldness or small height.
 
Yes, when I first started uni I was obese. A girl from one of my modules came up to me on a night out and was very flirty, ended up messaging me one night and I came back from the library to have secksual intercourse with her and then went back to finish up for deadlines.

She told all my friends and hers that I'm hung and good in bed, and I actually got interest from a couple of girls because of it. I asked her months later why she was interested in me even though I was so fat and she said she liked "fluffy" guys :lul:, never encountered a girl that has said anything like this before or after


So you used to be obese, implying you aren't anymore, even though you were obese you had to be good looking enough to fuck this chick, you were "good in bed" so it wasnt your first time, other chicks had interest in you and you have a big dick.

You're either lying or shouldn't be here.
 
“The national average dick size is about 5.6 inches. When was the last time you met a woman who was down with a 5-and-a-half-inch wiener?”

Average is never good enough for women.
 
So you used to be obese, implying you aren't anymore, even though you were obese you had to be good looking enough to fuck this chick, you were "good in bed" so it wasnt your first time, other chicks had interest in you and you have a big dick.

You're either lying or shouldn't be here.

You decide buddy bingo.

Disclaimer: I've never worked out in my life, I lost 60kg through changing diet

Fat to skinnyfat
 
What is there to decide? Your story tells it.
 
What is there to decide? Your story tells it.

I think it could be bigger if I quite smoking and starting doing exercise/cardio but I'm so fucking lazy
 
Blackpill: When you slay a girl and have a big dangus they will almost always tell their friends about it
Yep, that's the pill that's often overlooked. If you have a big dick, there will be lots of rumours going around foid's circles.

You are fucked if you are max 5 inches, and I'm being generous here...
 
anyth

anything under 7 inches.
LOL, you do realise majority of pornstars are 6.5 - 7.5 range with anything 7.5+ qualified for Brazzers Big Dick category?


Stop measuring from the asshole


But even then this guy is no bigger than 6 inches and she cums like crazy

https://it.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b27ff10a40b9

https://it.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5afdcb0f0b1a6

https://it.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ac3bafbbe0de

https://it.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a62616774bb6
 
LOL, you do realise majority of pornstars are 6.5 - 7.5 range with anything 7.5+ qualified for Brazzers Big Dick category?


Stop measuring from the asshole


But even then this guy is no bigger than 6 inches and she cums like crazy

https://it.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b27ff10a40b9

https://it.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5afdcb0f0b1a6

https://it.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ac3bafbbe0de

https://it.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a62616774bb6
It's okay, I'm a dickcel, too. I must have hit a nerve. I understand blackpills can be hard to swallow, go get yourself a nice, tall glass of water and re-take your morning blackpill, boyo.
 
I have a fairly decent sized penis but what does that matter when you'll never get to use it because of your face?
 
You decide buddy bingo.

Disclaimer: I've never worked out in my life, I lost 60kg through changing diet
You were normal b4 losing weight and then a bit cute.
Anyway the girl you had sex with was probably a fat admirer,they're rare but exist.
 
it's really ovER if you're BOTH a manlet and dickcel
:feelsree::feelsrope:
 
You were normal b4 losing weight and then a bit cute.
Anyway the girl you had sex with was probably a fat admirer,they're rare but exist.

I was positively subhuman before losing the weght
Yeah no idea where they hide away, she was a little chubby herself but not fat, had huge titties though
 
dick aesthetics is just as important as length. An ugly 8" pencil dick is a death sentence.
 
Dick is legit one of the only things I don't worry about as incel, it will never get that far with a foid
 
JFL I can’t even masturbate properly because of my dick size how the fuck am I supposed to have sex with a prostitue
 
I think the myth of "women don't cum from vaginal sex" is going to die soon because of the dickpill. The reality is that most men (average) simply aren't big enough to fill up the average woman. Very telling that biologically, most men are simply not good enough for women. It was written into our genes from conception.

Every woman could cum from PIV intercourse with a sufficiently big penis, women who haven't orgasmed from PIV haven't found a guy with a big enough dick.

I am below average length and probably the bottom percentile of girth, its ridiculous.
 

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