Holy fucking shit!!! Great find OP.
Cuck: Please! The last time we had sex was like 5 years ago, what has happened to you?
Roastie Wife: You used to be lean and skinny, how did you gain so much weight? Why don't you work out or lift?
Cuck: I do all the chores in the house, I also do a fucking high paying full time job!! I babysit the kids, I cook, I clean, I do everything, when will I work out? Where is my time?
Roastie Wife: I thought I was married to a man, not some cry baby with mommy issue.
Cuck: No, you need to be reasonable, what does it mean I am overweight.
Roastie Wife: I think your balls are adding extra weight, why don't you chop them off? We are not going to have any more babies right?
Cuck: They are not my babies! They are from your previous bf chadwick!! You said you are gonna have a baby with me. And why you are after my balls? What is the problem with my balls?
Roastie Wife: Oh shit, I forgot. Do you know rachelle's 79th bf chad chopped off his balls for her? Oh my god he is so hot!! I wish I could lick his nipples!! Please be a man like him. I don't want to continue this conversation anymore. I need to post my goodnight pic on IG, moreover I am feeling sleepy, exhausted from all those partying during the weekend.
Next morning:
Cuck: Is this chopmyballs medicare? Does my insurance cover castration? Yes, we want to go for a more strict family planning.