Serious Its over for constipatedcels!!!

[HighTGymcel]

Man I sat on the toilett for 1 hour now and I couldnt take a shit. I pressed as hard as I could and nearly nothing came out. Now I feel fucking bad and my stomach and asshole hurts. Its fucking over I hate my colon. Hope for last stage colon cancer ngl.
What do you do to relive constipation boyos?

 

[Septembercel]

Put a knife up your ass and carve it out.

 

[HighTGymcel]

Put a knife up your ass and carve it out.

I had this thought once when I was a kid and constipated

 

[Septembercel]

I had this thought once when I was a kid and constipated

I did it once, it worked.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Constipates me. XD

 

[Dionysus]

use your hands if you need to

 

[HumanTrash]

I am the opposite, diarrheamaxxing right now, not sure which is more tolerable...

 

[Darth Cialis]

You did too many squats and now them muscles won't let the shit pass.

 

[Deleted member 8884]

I am the opposite, diarrheamaxxing right now, not sure which is more tolerable...

Constipation is worse hands down it's like shitting a fucking rock (srs)

 

[HighTGymcel]

I am the opposite, diarrheamaxxing right now, not sure which is more tolerable...

I also have diaherra often ngl

Constipation is worse hands down it's like shitting a fucking rock (srs)

tbh but diaherra is worse if you are outside

 

[HumanTrash]

Constipation is worse hands down it's like shitting a fucking rock (srs)

Just beermaxx and it should change to diarrhea very soon, works for me

 

[Deleted member 8884]

Just beermaxx and it should change to diarrhea very soon, works for me

 

[Deleted member 6657]

Eat your oats every day boyo

 

[Emba]

1~2 table spoons of castor oil.
Easy shitting good times!
Bon temps!

 

[ChronicPaincel]

Put a knife up your ass and carve it out.

Tbh

 

[ihaveno1]

just make shitposts while ur taking a shit theory

 

[meltzor]

I always get constipated after I fly, a few metamucil pills always does the trick

 

[jackwolfskin999]

I had it pretty bad for a few weeks tbh
Eat canned beans ngl and some nuts, you need soluble fiber