Oi watchya doin on meh laynd
*sniffs petrol can*
Yah fuckin stuypied whayte caunts
*takes piss behind bush into coyotes mouth*
Theese uyuse tu be mauh layynnd
*Steals car battery and drains fluid*
Yu Bittish Poofers ain't gaht nu claiym oanh das layand
*Dances around newly ignited camp fire because he found a wallet with 30 bucks in it*