It's Over it’s officially over

[koala bear]

i haven’t been on .is for a while because i thought i was a mogger for a little over a week and had extreme confidence wich is weird. i’ve never spoken to a foid in my life who isn’t family for over 5 minutes but recently i tried to talk to this MTB at work. i first said how’s your day going and she smiled and said good. after some small talk i asked if she had plans that night. she immediately said absolutely not made a disgusting face and walked away. she then told my manger and i got written up, no point in defending myself or explaining what happened. i fucking hate my life

 

[LocalDrunkard2016]

You forgot st jeremy meek's advice of never getting up

 

[Extern]

Officially? Fuck

 

[mirrors]

she immediately said absolutely not made a disgusting face and walked away. she then told my manger and i got written up

Can't be shooting shots from day 1 brochacho. You need to soften them up and make them think you're a decent guy bc if you're not chad, there's no halo effect that'll save you

 

[Low_iq_king5]

are you on semen retention?

 

[koala bear]

Can't be shooting shots from day 1 brochacho. You need to soften them up and make them think you're a decent guy bc if you're not chad, there's no halo effect that'll save you

i know but i’m very weird so this was a big struggle just to speak to her

 

[Animecel2D]

 

[koala bear]

are you on semen retention?

of course not

 

[mirrors]

i know but i’m very weird so this was a big struggle just to speak to her

"A lesson learned is a lesson earned" or whatever the fuck. See you next time at the bar when you shoot your shot again

 

[AutistSupremacist]

Never submit to femons.

 

[Caichan]

she then told my manger and i got written up

Bro this would’ve been it for me ngl

 

[Nigger Burger]

R WORD

 

[ILongForArmageddon]

after some small talk i asked if she had plans that night. she immediately said absolutely not made a disgusting face and walked away.

Never, never, NEVER fish off the company pier, never play in the company sandbox. You wouldn't shit where you eat, would you? If you must pursue pussy, at least practice in places where you're expected to like the bar or the club where everyone's there for casual hookups anyway. Yeah, I know. But at least a drink splashed in your face can be washed off a lot easier than the wine aunt tyrants at HR permanently recording you a pervert. And you can always drive to the bar next door or the next town over and try again. You will fail over and over, put your ego on the line and take the hits again and again, just like in anything before you finally git gud. And it's best to practice on useless trash before shooting your shot at someone you might actually like. And just like with jobs: having a lot of prior experience is a huge plus in being accepted to every future interview.

 

[nihilum]

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