It's O V E R if you aren't sun-kissed in 2018.(PROOF!)

[jagged0]

Tanning is the number 1 feature of a slayer, FACT! Look at all these former slayers who dropped in levels due to turning into unsun touched abominations.

Being a tanned, masculine male puts you up so many points, a golden tan is the perfect skin tone to have if you want femoids in 2018.

 

[whogivesafucc]

im tan as fuck from living right near the beach

f a c e prevails once more

 

[Pasteleiro]

Gosling is the main proof of the "Just be White Theory". Here's not gl at all.

 

[Framecel222]

*Ages 20 years*

>"It's his tan that's making him ugly!"

 

[jagged0]

*Ages 20 years*

>"It's his tan that's making him ugly!"

M E G A-C O P E! If you don't have a masculine, golden sun-touched, sexy, chadly, moist, healthy looking tan you'll never ascend, this is the only true way to get femoids in 2018.

 

[Framecel222]

M E G A-C O P E! If you don't have a masculine, golden sun-touched, sexy, chadly, moist, healthy looking tan you'll never ascend, this is the only true way to get femoids in 2018.

Dude I'm not coping, I'm pale as fuck so I know how disgusting it looks. These are terrible examples though.

 

[Deleted member 306]

So many deaht sentences as a man. Its insane.