Serious It’s my birthday today

[IncelKing]

26 years old today and I’m still incel.

Fucked 100 girls so far in my life but they wERe all escorts.

Absolutely ovER

 

[mcmoohyun]

Congrats Brocel!

 

[HEMI HONKLER]

kids.is

 

[Ultracel30]

Fucked 100 girls

I appreciate all your contribution to incel bible but GTFO. I'm still dreaming about holding a girl's hand.

 

[Robb97]

One day before christmas that's brutal. My birthday is in june, it mogs hard

 

[PersonalityChad]

Happy birthday broski

 

[Wolnir]

I appreciate all your contribution to incel bible but GTFO. I'm still dreaming about holding a girl's hand.

You can get an escort yourself if you really want to.

 

[Bianor]

Happy birthday

 

[M3llow3lectrician]

Happy birthday. How do you plan to celebrate?

 

[Cnidoblastos]

Congrats Brocel!

 

[NorthernWind]

 

[Simba]

Happy birthday.

 

[ElTruecel]

Damn everybody having birthdays in December Huh happy bday

 

[Incel TV]

Damn everybody having birthdays in December Huh happy bday

Seems like everybody is turning 26 or 19 too

 

[Incel TV]

Happy birthday

 

[Regenerator]

4 years away from being a wizardcel...

 

[ElTruecel]

Seems like everybody is turning 26 or 19 too

Yup

 

[ElTruecel]

Seems like everybody is turning 26 or 19 too

I’m turning 19 soon actually fuck

 

[Pancakecel]

I turned 26 too a few days ago, happy birthday. Go get shitfaced or something man

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Happy birthday brocel

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

Hope your doing something fun today instead of beating yourself up over all the regrets and failures of the past, like I usually did for my last 10 birthdays. If you do struggle with that, I find it helps to think of life as playing a game that was rigged against us from the start. No shame in loosing when the competition is so unreasonably unfair by design.

Considering I plan on getting into escortcelling myself (first time booked for the first month next year), would you mind if I dm'ed you for some tipps and to ask about your experience in general?

Anyways, happy birthday.

 

[Linguinicel]

Happy birthday brocel, mogs me by escortmaxxing btw

 

[ezio6]

Thought u were 40s fucking zoomer

 

[ItsovERfucks]

 

[텍스트]

 

[Ultracel30]

You can get an escort yourself if you really want to.

I know it's over for my age. But I would rather die a virgin if the only way is to loose it to a whore.

 

[Fifita]

HB Deccel

 

[IncelusRex]

Happy birthday, INCEL POWER!
Let the force be with you brocel

 

[IncelusRex]

I am taking the next shot for you

 

[CroatianManlet2]

26 years old today and I’m still incel.

Fucked 100 girls so far in my life but they wERe all escorts.

Absolutely ovER

Lmao you mean 23rd?Same as mine jfl im 21 years old today.

 

[themanwithnohat]

Happy birthday, my guy.

On a sidenote, I wouldn't even want to get an escort, even though it's completely legal here and I've got the financial means to do it. There's no connection there, really. She'll just be a breathing fleshlight at that point. Maybe it's just not for me, I guess.

 

[IncelKing]

Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes. I will be going out to the city with a friend. We just plan on eating out at a restaurant and having some drinks/game of pool at the pub.

 

[lifeisfucked215]

26 years old today and I’m still incel.

Fucked 100 girls so far in my life but they wERe all escorts.

Absolutely ovER

Same

 

[lifeisfucked215]

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