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Brutal it's hard to be douchebag as an incel

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To me a douchebag is a guy that gets away with doing whatever stupid shit he wants, is a proudly ignorant bully, and gloats about it. This is not really possible as an incel. An incel that's just an asshole is clearly just a victim of trauma and circumstance. You have a Napoleon complex, but you aren't a douchebag. A douchebag is ALWAYS cool, they always make the smarter phoney cowards around them jealous by simply being authentic and ignorant.

But one of the key things about being a douchebag is the sense that you have a sense of inner peace and fulfillment that your victims will always feel insecure about. Especially if they are smart, diligent, respectful people who believe in the good of people and having an orderly society. A douchebag dickslaps these meritocratic types and laughs about it.

People who use the term 'douchebag' really just victimize themselves. For they will never be as cool as the douchebags they are jealous of.

Here are some things that douchebags do that incels just dont--

1. OPEN BODY LANGUAGE- they manspread more than any other man in the room just to be cocky.
2. They fuck with the meek. When they see a meek little chink, they just wanna go "hey buddy, dont you have a dog to eat"
3. Every time they enter a public bathroom they try to make it filthy as possible because they think its funny that some poor spic janitor has to wipe his piss.
4. They have the ability to cold approach bitches as crudely as possible BECAUSE THEY SINCERELY DONT GIVE A FUCK, "hey there bitch, nice tits, wanna fuck" and they dont give a fuck because they are already have some bitch at home sucking his dick and making him sandwiches.
5. Fuck a stupid liberal cunt with a MAGA hat on, or a black chick with a confederate hat on, they would fuck a mudslime bitch and smear their dick in pork fat before he enters, there's no 'making love' ITS ALL DOMINATION in the most prickish juvenile way possible.
6. Everything is about I AM BETTER THAN YOU, because I AM BRAVE ENOUGH TO BE WHO I AM, and I AM ENTITLED TO ACT SUPERIOR AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE OF THIS
7. They don't even do this shit maliciously, it's not abused trying be the abuser. They do it PURELY FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE
 
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The cruel irony here is that while you sit and fume about their supposed "lack of depth," they’re living the life you wish you could—they have learned to exploit their own ignorance :feelsthink:
 
To me a douchebag is a guy that gets away with doing whatever stupid shit he wants, is a proudly ignorant bully, and gloats about it. This is not really possible as an incel. An incel that's just an asshole is clearly just a victim of trauma and circumstance. You have a Napoleon complex, but you aren't a douchebag. A douchebag is ALWAYS cool, they always make the smarter phoney cowards around them jealous by simply being authentic and ignorant.

But one of the key things about being a douchebag is the sense that you have a sense of inner peace and fulfillment that your victims will always feel insecure about. Especially if they are smart, diligent, respectful people who believe in the good of people and having an orderly society. A douchebag dickslaps these types and laughs about it.

People who use the term 'douchebag' really just victimize themselves. For they will never be as cool as the douchebags they are jealous of.

Here are some things that douchebags do that incels just dont--

1. OPEN BODY LANGUAGE- they manspread more than any other man in the room just to be cocky.
2. They fuck with the meek. When they see a meek little chink, they just wanna go "hey buddy, dont you have a dog to eat"
3. Every time they enter a public bathroom they try to make it filthy as possible because they think its funny that some poor spic janitor has to wipe his piss.
4. They have the ability to cold approach bitches as crudely as possible BECAUSE THEY SINCERELY DONT GIVE A FUCK, "hey there bitch, nice tits, wanna fuck" and they dont give a fuck because they are already have some bitch at home sucking his dick and making him sandwiches.
5. Fuck a stupid liberal cunt with a MAGA hat on, or a black chick with a confederate hat on, they would fuck a mudslime bitch and smear their dick in pork fat before he enters.
6. Everything is about I AM BETTER THAN YOU, because I AM BRAVE ENOUGH TO BE WHO I AM, and I AM ENTITLED TO ACT SUPERIOR AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE OF THIS
SlayerSlayer chink major
 
incel faces cause more repulsion than normie assholes
 
That's self deprecating mythicization bro. When i met those types i could feel that something was torturing them deep inside so they had to take it out on others. You'd be surprised how said cool douchebag could get all self righteous and neurotic the moment he meets his match.
 
To me a douchebag is a guy that gets away with doing whatever stupid shit he wants, is a proudly ignorant bully, and gloats about it. This is not really possible as an incel. An incel that's just an asshole is clearly just a victim of trauma and circumstance. You have a Napoleon complex, but you aren't a douchebag. A douchebag is ALWAYS cool, they always make the smarter phoney cowards around them jealous by simply being authentic and ignorant.

But one of the key things about being a douchebag is the sense that you have a sense of inner peace and fulfillment that your victims will always feel insecure about. Especially if they are smart, diligent, respectful people who believe in the good of people and having an orderly society. A douchebag dickslaps these meritocratic types and laughs about it.

People who use the term 'douchebag' really just victimize themselves. For they will never be as cool as the douchebags they are jealous of.

Here are some things that douchebags do that incels just dont--

1. OPEN BODY LANGUAGE- they manspread more than any other man in the room just to be cocky.
2. They fuck with the meek. When they see a meek little chink, they just wanna go "hey buddy, dont you have a dog to eat"
3. Every time they enter a public bathroom they try to make it filthy as possible because they think its funny that some poor spic janitor has to wipe his piss.
4. They have the ability to cold approach bitches as crudely as possible BECAUSE THEY SINCERELY DONT GIVE A FUCK, "hey there bitch, nice tits, wanna fuck" and they dont give a fuck because they are already have some bitch at home sucking his dick and making him sandwiches.
5. Fuck a stupid liberal cunt with a MAGA hat on, or a black chick with a confederate hat on, they would fuck a mudslime bitch and smear their dick in pork fat before he enters, there's no 'making love' ITS ALL DOMINATION in the most prickish juvenile way possible.
6. Everything is about I AM BETTER THAN YOU, because I AM BRAVE ENOUGH TO BE WHO I AM, and I AM ENTITLED TO ACT SUPERIOR AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE OF THIS
7. They don't even do this shit maliciously, it's not abused trying be the abuser. They do it PURELY FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE
reality will set you down back in your place

i noticed when i acted like a "douchebag" for even a second
people would grab my shoulder and basically try to sit me down
they only do this because theyre embarrassed of you of course

my "friends" did this to me many times back in the day

even playing a video on your phone with speakers is enough to make people pissed off at you
 
4. They have the ability to cold approach bitches as crudely as possible BECAUSE THEY SINCERELY DONT GIVE A FUCK, "hey there bitch, nice tits, wanna fuck" and they dont give a fuck because they are already have some bitch at home sucking his dick and making him sandwiches.
7. They don't even do this shit maliciously, it's not abused trying be the abuser. They do it PURELY FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE
this is the reality normies and redditors dont see
life IS really like this for some guys
they just have it all and therefore dont give a fuck
that foid at home is nothing to him if he feels that way
 
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The cruel irony here is that while you sit and fume about their supposed "lack of depth," they’re living the life you wish you could—they have learned to exploit their own ignorance :feelsthink:
You just destroyed one of my copes:feelsohgod:
 
Being a douchebag is for Chad only
 
when they do it its funny when i do it im socially inept
 
Bro just described all my male bullies and every popular guy at my schools
 
That's self deprecating mythicization bro. When i met those types i could feel that something was torturing them deep inside so they had to take it out on others. You'd be surprised how said cool douchebag could get all self righteous and neurotic the moment he meets his match
Tbh I kinda agree. Every human on this earth, even the most stoic chad, has a vulnerable weak spot deep within their psyche; but for some, its harder to crack then others.
 
That's self deprecating mythicization bro. When i met those types i could feel that something was torturing them deep inside so they had to take it out on others. You'd be surprised how said cool douchebag could get all self righteous and neurotic the moment he meets his match.
true some of them might regret that shit later on but the point is theyll always lifemog regardless
 
Tbh I kinda agree. Every human on this earth, even the most stoic chad, has a vulnerable weak spot deep within their psyche; but for some, its harder to crack then others.
Yeah boyo thats how it seems for me too
 
High IQ. Only Chad can afford to be a douchebag, if we try to be like that it will backfire hard and we will look even more pathetic.
 
reality will set you down back in your place

i noticed when i acted like a "douchebag" for even a second
people would grab my shoulder and basically try to sit me down
they only do this because theyre embarrassed of you of course

my "friends" did this to me many times back in the day

even playing a video on your phone with speakers is enough to make people pissed off at you
but other guys, they get away with it because its not that normies like him, its that they FEAR and RESPECT him, that's the fucking difference
 
That's self deprecating mythicization bro. When i met those types i could feel that something was torturing them deep inside so they had to take it out on others. You'd be surprised how said cool douchebag could get all self righteous and neurotic the moment he meets his match.
ive never seen that in my fucking life, though my bully did commit suicide, so maybe its something that is always private. You are lucky to have witnessed a crack in their shell
 
I had a roommate that tall before, with a giant dog too, it was humiliating
did he have the same attitude like the guy in the video or similar? the "joking" humor passive aggressiveness?
anyone taller me that ive ever known was basically like him
 
Fuck those guys, those totally sound like some people I used to go to school with :feelsree:
 
Incel traits:
1. you make room for anyone sitting next to you instinctively
2. you help and connect with the meek
3. you clean the toilet lid when you make a mess because you don't want to make work for the janitors
4. your flirting attempts come unrecognized.
5. you're strictly monogamous and have standards.
6. you make sure everyone is on the same ground.
7. you value morals and always make sure you're in the right.

It hath never began.
 
Incel traits:
1. you make room for anyone sitting next to you instinctively
2. you help and connect with the meek
3. you clean the toilet lid when you make a mess because you don't want to make work for the janitors
4. your flirting attempts come unrecognized.
5. you're strictly monogamous and have standards.
6. you make sure everyone is on the same ground.
7. you value morals and always make sure you're in the right.

It hath never began.
Sounds so good on paper but in reality we are just weak pathetic pushovers
 

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