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Blackpill Its friday and your crush has already fucked 5 different chads

Sandniggercel

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Fuck number 1 with chad) She had a sleepover with chad yesterday and when they woke up this morning chad fucked her hard with his morning boner

Fuck number 2 with chad manager from work) At work she fucked the chad manager probably during lunch break, basically her lunch was the Chad managers sperm

Fuck number 3 flirty bartender chad) After work she went to a bar (with a flirty chad bartender) for a reunion with her slutty friends from high school where they talked about all the old slutty memories from high school where giggled and started thinking back to the gangbangs with chad and tyrone and now she is getting horny again and then she fucks the chad bartender after his shift ended.

Fuck number 4 with chad from tinder) She has a chad tinder date planned for this friday evening. I hope you dont think she would rot at home watching tv alone like you. So she is probbaly getting pounded right now by this chad from tinder that probably has a few stds and ofc he is fucking her raw

Fuck number 5 with chad neighbor) After the tinder chad went to pound next girl she was left alone.. she is trying to sleep but cant fall asleep.. suddenly her doorbell rings and its the chad next door asking if everything is okay since the whole apartment was shaking.. She doesnt even say anything she just drags him by the shirt into the apartment and rides him for hours until the morning sun starts to shine again


Meanwhile you just finished your 2nd fap thinking about her in a romantic way

Questions?
 
CantEscapeYourFate

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Friday I'm In Love

Friday I'm In Love

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MillionBashStream97

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I don't have a crush/oneitis. I know my place in society, therefore I'm not so mind-numbingly retarded and pathetic that I would develop feelings for any particular woman.
 
K

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Im so glad I dont have oneitis. The amount of basic, average foids, butterfaces, fat bitches that all get showered with attention at my workplace is a constant reminder that its over.
 
incelmadara

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Whats the point of living as a sub 5 ethnic mutt?
 
Pancakecel

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Dnr, GrAY oneitis cuck. Pathetic.
 
weaselbomber

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Don't have a crush cope
 
Sandniggercel

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Im so glad I dont have oneitis. The amount of basic, average foids, butterfaces, fat bitches that all get showered with attention at my workplace is a constant reminder that its over.
Imagine the attention they get from social media aswell
 
Logic55

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Fuck number 1 with chad) She had a sleepover with chad yesterday and when they woke up this morning chad fucked her hard with his morning boner

Fuck number 2 with chad manager from work) At work she fucked the chad manager probably during lunch break, basically her lunch was the Chad managers sperm

Fuck number 3 flirty bartender chad) After work she went to a bar (with a flirty chad bartender) for a reunion with her slutty friends from high school where they talked about all the old slutty memories from high school where giggled and started thinking back to the gangbangs with chad and tyrone and now she is getting horny again and then she fucks the chad bartender after his shift ended.

Fuck number 4 with chad from tinder) She has a chad tinder date planned for this friday evening. I hope you dont think she would rot at home watching tv alone like you. So she is probbaly getting pounded right now by this chad from tinder that probably has a few stds and ofc he is fucking her raw

Fuck number 5 with chad neighbor) After the tinder chad went to pound next girl she was left alone.. she is trying to sleep but cant fall asleep.. suddenly her doorbell rings and its the chad next door asking if everything is okay since the whole apartment was shaking.. She doesnt even say anything she just drags him by the shirt into the apartment and rides him for hours until the morning sun starts to shine again


Meanwhile you just finished your 2nd fap thinking about her in a romantic way

Questions?
I'm just glad I don't have crushes anymore
 
Heliosphan

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Yeah but when I marry her she will be mine and mine alone thoughevre
 
SocialzERo

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@incelerated is masturbating to this thought
 
Loner94

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brutal for the people who have oneits
 
BoywithEarring

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dnr your cuck fantasy
 
5iveFoot6ixCel

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Fuck number 1 with chad) She had a sleepover with chad yesterday and when they woke up this morning chad fucked her hard with his morning boner

Fuck number 2 with chad manager from work) At work she fucked the chad manager probably during lunch break, basically her lunch was the Chad managers sperm

Fuck number 3 flirty bartender chad) After work she went to a bar (with a flirty chad bartender) for a reunion with her slutty friends from high school where they talked about all the old slutty memories from high school where giggled and started thinking back to the gangbangs with chad and tyrone and now she is getting horny again and then she fucks the chad bartender after his shift ended.

Fuck number 4 with chad from tinder) She has a chad tinder date planned for this friday evening. I hope you dont think she would rot at home watching tv alone like you. So she is probbaly getting pounded right now by this chad from tinder that probably has a few stds and ofc he is fucking her raw

Fuck number 5 with chad neighbor) After the tinder chad went to pound next girl she was left alone.. she is trying to sleep but cant fall asleep.. suddenly her doorbell rings and its the chad next door asking if everything is okay since the whole apartment was shaking.. She doesnt even say anything she just drags him by the shirt into the apartment and rides him for hours until the morning sun starts to shine again


Meanwhile you just finished your 2nd fap thinking about her in a romantic way

Questions?
Do you ever let your rage out on inanimate objects? Sometimes I punch random things when I get news like this. I’m an autistic rageaholic so that’s my natural response. I also gymmax and translate rage into PRs

Also, fapping can be a powerful cope after a moment if realization like that. Just imagine she’s drunk and you’re going ham on her while she slurs her words and calls you daddy and chokes on your dick after (in GTA)
 
C

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I AINT GOT NO CRUSHES JUST HOES
 
SoycuckGodOfReddit

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its friday and a GrAYcel has already written an oddly-detailed fanfic about your oneitis fucking 5 different chads

over for oneitiscels
 
Gokubro

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I don't have a crush so your thread is a F A I L
 

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