SuicideFuel Item #1,428,923 that incels will never experience: the meet-cute

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This showed up on my Facegook. Some foid photographer held a “stranger session” where a man and a woman who have never met before get together and do a photo shoot (ugly men need not apply for obvious reasons).
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Our first contestant is Madison, a genetic booby trap who relays her desired specifications as if ordering from a takeaway restaurant (tall >>> all confirmed btw)
I asked what her “type” was & she said, “I don’t know really.. just tall.”
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Meet Adam, whose hobbies include hitting rocks together to make stone tools, smashing things with his forehead, and grunting “unga bunga” at passerby
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Daily reminder that there is nothing you can do short of dropping dead in the street that will engender this kind of joy in a foid
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shii410

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inb4 some amoeba IQ user says he looks incel tier
 
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shii410 said:
inb4 some amoeba IQ user says he looks incel tier
sub8 law brooo
 
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shii410 said:
inb4 some amoeba IQ user says he looks incel tier
He looks Chad-ish enough to get an old roastie like that.
 
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disgusting
 
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Jaw + height, literally everything you need.
 
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Height is one of those things it's not offensive to want. You say you need a big dick? You can still be shamed for that. Say you only date white guys? Someone somewhere will come for you. But to say you like a tall man, well why wouldn't you?
 
Copexodius Maximus

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its over, even post wall foids want andre the giant
 
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Her face is subhuman af.

A cute meeting with women and them having butterflies to meet me is something I always daydream about but will never happen
 
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Copexodius Maximus said:
its over, even post wall foids want andre the giant

Brootal
 
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FrothySolutions said:
Height is one of those things it's not offensive to want. You say you need a big dick? You can still be shamed for that. Say you only date white guys? Someone somewhere will come for you. But to say you like a tall man, well why wouldn't you?
I only want virgin woman as it is a lifestyle choice to have been that way
Cucks and whores: OMG you incel how dare you have a preference for women that have saved themselves for marriage. :soy:
 
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Their happiness angers me. Its like they're mocking me.

 
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crestfallencel said:

This showed up on my Facegook. Some foid photographer held a “stranger session” where a man and a woman who have never met before get together and do a photo shoot (ugly men need not apply for obvious reasons).
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Our first contestant is Madison, a genetic booby trap who relays her desired specifications as if ordering from a takeaway restaurant (tall >>> all confirmed btw)

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Meet Adam, whose hobbies include hitting rocks together to make stone tools, smashing things with his forehead, and grunting “unga bunga” at passerby
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Daily reminder that there is nothing you can do short of dropping dead in the street that will engender this kind of joy in a foid
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IamJacksBrokenHeart

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hes dating down and creating incels .
 
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crestfallencel said:
Meet Adam, whose hobbies include hitting rocks together to make stone tools, smashing things with his forehead, and grunting “unga bunga” at passerby
Lol
crestfallencel said:
Daily reminder that there is nothing you can do short of dropping dead in the street that will engender this kind of joy in a foid
Brutal
 
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Really? No one is going to say anything about how they are not looks-matched and he is better looking than her?
 
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Just be a genetically elite 8/10 male and you will get a 5/10 roastie.
 
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Firefly said:
Really? No one is going to say anything about how they are not looks-matched and he is better looking than her?
probably threw their phones or PC when they saw this
 
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I bet she cheats on him in a few months time.
 
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