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Blackpill IT thread called "My best friend is an Incel."

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He wonders why his friend is an incel JFL

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Feels the need to mention it because he knows deep down it's important.
 
The truth is right under their nose but they just refuse to see it. JFL
 
They know why, they're just acting coy.
 
Normies need to be taught to fear us.
 
Perhaps it's a LARP. He needs to be genuinely retarded to not be able to figure out the cause
 
Wtf he just blames him om his personality. What's with always blaming personality?
Even Hitler wasn't an incel and it sure as hell wasn't his personality that got him laid
 
Cool fanfic br0
 
That's roughly my height and weight. I would really hate to have a friend like this.
 
Disgusting simp. This incel needs to kill his "best friend"
 
What a LARP, most incels are normal fucking dudes and nice autistists.

I’ve never touched a non family related woman. I don’t call women foids or act inappropriate with them in public, I’m scared shitless of sexual harassment claims.

Women don’t even want to talk to me, I’ve tried at least 50 times. I get rejected when I’m super nice to them or if I’m cold and apathetic towards them.

Chad could walk up and spit on them or get on his knees and beg them and he’d still get her phone number either way. Being alpha or beta isn’t determined by personality, it’s all looks. Most Chad’s are blue pilled betas in personality, but his good looks project masculinity and alphaness.
 
“The next maersk that comes to port”

Maersk is a Danish ship company. This guy is in one of the most cucked countries in the world. We should not be surprised.

I’m not sure if this is just another fabricated story like “My son is a hateful incel” but I have been thinking of writing a translation with all the lies corrected.
 
OFFICIAL TRANSLATION OF THIS CUCKIT POST:

I don't know why.

The best friend part, I know exactly why he don't get none.

I just want to tell y'all about him.

I have tried on many MANY occasions to explain to him why he doesn't get laid, but he doesn't get it. I tell him that the reason I've never had trouble getting into relationships or even just casual encounters with Lady friends is cause I do the following:

1) I’m 6’1”.

2) I’m Chad.

3) All the women want to have sex with me for the aforementioned reasons.

He doesn't get it. And it gets worse when he's had a drink in him. He once had somewhere to go that was near my then partner’s house, so obviously he was trying to follow her home, which I will make up and put in the story for more updoots.

On a separate occasion, his hand accidentally grazed my then partner’s breast. She slapped him, so he defended himself. I saw him try to defend himself, and being the abusive Chad I am, club guards and I intervened to make sure that the precious wahman has free reign to hit my “best friend”. (He is a 5'5 140lb retail worker, I am a 6'1" 210lb longshoreman.)

Words were had afterwards, and now he knows to never interact with anyone I am dating. My misses hasn't met him, and she won't. He can be my best man via facetime through an iPad on a stick that as the rings taped to it, because sub-Chads don’t deserve the privilege of being within 100 feet of my partner that it took me about two minutes to find after I dumped my ex.

I tried to introduce him to a very open minded girl with many of the same interests who was just desperate for some nice warm romantic connection with Chad, so much so I'm pretty sure she could have fallen in love with any Chad, and he scared her off because he’s only 5’5”. This occurred after I tried to get him to talk to many other women. It was just my final attempt.

If he ever refers to females as what they really are, I'm going to strap him to the next maersk that comes to port and wave goodbye.

Edit: I'm not blaming a thing on his height, I was trying to imply it was easy for me to physically abuse my “best friend”.
 
For real, this shit must be fake.
 
Being a manlet is hell on earth.
 

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