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Today I experimented with tinder. I created two accounts using Chico and a less well-known male model: Marlon Teixeira. I made sure to photoshop pictures so they didn't appear in google images.
After swiping right relentlessly on hundreds of foids: I get TWO matches.
Lessons learned: In 2018 it is not enough to be Chad. You must be TeraChad. Even the average landwhale demands the unreasonable from men. It is not enough to be in the top 0.05% of looks to satisfy her. Instead, you must be top 0.05% of looks, 0.05% of wealth, 0.05% status, and completely NT with a vast internet portfolio.
TL;DR: It's over, boyos. Our only hope is for Shariah law to get enforced.
After swiping right relentlessly on hundreds of foids: I get TWO matches.
Lessons learned: In 2018 it is not enough to be Chad. You must be TeraChad. Even the average landwhale demands the unreasonable from men. It is not enough to be in the top 0.05% of looks to satisfy her. Instead, you must be top 0.05% of looks, 0.05% of wealth, 0.05% status, and completely NT with a vast internet portfolio.
TL;DR: It's over, boyos. Our only hope is for Shariah law to get enforced.