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Is it true if you convert to Islam they hook you up with a wife down at the local mosque?
 
Is it true if you convert to Islam they hook you up with a wife down at the local mosque?
if that was the case there will probably be no incels left
 
This religion promises to give you a wife in heaven btw; Christcuckery can only cope with God
 
After converting they will probably say "uh sry we ran out of women but hey here's a brand new bomb vest for you to serve Allah" :feelshaha:
 
They hook you with something else that goes KABOOOM!
 
True to an extent, if u revert and start going to some mosques etc... u can actually talk to them people there or sheiks and tell them u wanna get married, some mosques even have application process, legit theory tbh but they gotta see u actually serious
 
True to an extent, if u revert and start going to some mosques etc... u can actually talk to them people there or sheiks and tell them u wanna get married, some mosques even have application process, legit theory tbh but they gotta see u actually serious
Tell us more please, I’d happily convert to Islam if it meant I got a wife. Dunno about circumcision though.

I’m thoroughly convinced Islam will win in the long run.
 
Is it true if you convert to Islam they hook you up with a wife down at the local mosque?
yes but only if you're either rich or good looking, and even if you were both they'd give you some ugly hag who finally decided to settle down after riding the carousel and keep the low body count, early twenties religious foids for their relatives
 
Tell us more please, I’d happily convert to Islam if it meant I got a wife. Dunno about circumcision though.

I’m thoroughly convinced Islam will win in the long run.
Literally just go to any mosque and say you're interested in converting, then keep attending etc... then ask around if they have application process for marriages, if not, then try other mosques, they 100% help you get married, many muslim girls actually go through that process so you have a pretty good chance at finding someone
 
Is it true if you convert to Islam they hook you up with a wife down at the local mosque?
Try it and tell us if they do
 
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