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Is your penis shorter than your phone screen?

Yea my iphone 13 pro is 5.78in long and my dick is a little longer like 6.1in. Not really lifefuel since sub8in is law but more like no suifuel. Can’t imagine what it would be like to have a 4 inch micropenis tho
 
it's shorter than the screen of the phone. maybe if i try to stretch it then it will be a bit bigger
 
First of all. Great thread.

Second of all. Yes :cryfeels:
 
length dont matter. Its girth that is important, at least for foids. Amongst brocels its length but to be a penis mogger that foids love its girth that counts most
 
Might have a point dere...
Brocel the pussy has nerves and they are on the walls of the lips and the pussy canal. Its those nerves that get rubbed by a fat cock till they orgasm, say how its the penis head that has most nerves for pleasure.

I got a longer than average dick but average girth and that makes me a dicklet in foids eyes
a mofo with a short fat dick mogs me to oblivion, at least in foids opinion
 
I have a buried penis + phimosis, so I can’t help it.
 
Yeah about an inch
 
I have a buried penis + phimosis, so I can’t help it.
Brutal dude. I had severe phimosis. I was able to losen up the foreskin enough to see the glans when it's flaccid by cleaning it 2 times a day and stretching exercises.

I still can't retract the foreskin when my penis is erect.
 
My phone screen is 6.5 inches so mine is almost 2 inches longer than my penis. You aren't a truecel unless your penis is shorter than phone screen.
YES
 
Brocel the pussy has nerves and they are on the walls of the lips and the pussy canal. Its those nerves that get rubbed by a fat cock till they orgasm, say how its the penis head that has most nerves for pleasure.

I got a longer than average dick but average girth and that makes me a dicklet in foids eyes
a mofo with a short fat dick mogs me to oblivion, at least in foids opinion
just improve your mid section theory to go with intensity
 
My penis is small and most of it is hidden in a layer of fat.
 
What does it make me if it's dead even, and the phone is a tracphone?
My phone screen is 6.5 inches so mine is almost 2 inches longer than my penis. You aren't a truecel unless your penis is shorter than phone screen.
D
 
just improve your mid section theory to go with intensity
explain what you mean , i dont understand exactly what you trying to say
 
My Dick is as big as computer screen
 
explain what you mean , i dont understand exactly what you trying to say
Do workouts that target the midsection and “pleasure her” with your new strength is a gymbro theory.
 
It's a little autistic to measure your penis.
 
Bait post for hungcels to humble brag.
 
length dont matter. Its girth that is important, at least for foids. Amongst brocels its length but to be a penis mogger that foids love its girth that counts most
Cope, I'm girthy as fuck but being 5.1 inches non bone pressed had me called small meanwhile that never happens with 7+ inches pencil dicks.
 
it's longer. my phone is about 6.6 inch
 
Cope, I'm girthy as fuck but being 5.1 inches non bone pressed had me called small meanwhile that never happens with 7+ inches pencil dicks.
you obviously have no idea what you talking about. its about girth
 
Just get a small phone theory
 
you obviously have no idea what you talking about. its about girth
Dude it's all virtue signaling cause there's less variation between girth and it does not make them appear shallow. I girth mog 90% of men by being what? 5.7 instead of 4.8. Not even an inch. Meanwhile when women talk big cocks they mean 8 inches which is almost 3 inches above average (5.5). The small dick gesture even indicates length not girth.

And no woman is gonna talk about girth when bragging about their bfs. I even spoke recently to this girl on discord telling her exactly what you think. Her answer? "Cope". Same for every foid I asked. Girth is the "personality" of penises. Good luck at being called chode.
 
Dude it's all virtue signaling cause there's less variation between girth and it does not make them appear shallow. I girth mog 90% of men by being what? 5.7 instead of 4.8. Not even an inch. Meanwhile when women talk big cocks they mean 8 inches which is almost 3 inches above average (5.5). The small dick gesture even indicates length not girth.

And no woman is gonna talk about girth when bragging about their bfs. I even spoke recently to this girl on discord telling her exactly what you think. Her answer? "Cope". Same for every foid I asked. Girth is the "personality" of penises. Good luck at being called chode.
shieeet brocel. What counts are the numbers. Answer this question , what size dildo do women buy and then you will know the truth. The dildo always have girth, except for young teens under 20 the average dildo sold always has girth above that of the average human dick.
 
not even halfway there :cryfeels:
 
shieeet brocel. What counts are the numbers. Answer this question , what size dildo do women buy and then you will know the truth. The dildo always have girth, except for young teens under 20 the average dildo sold always has girth above that of the average human dick.
There are thin dildos but zero under 6.5/7 inches
 
There are thin dildos but zero under 6.5/7 inches
Sure there are thin dildos. As I said younger teen women buy them, look at my post and see it, I wrote it. Women who got fucked by more than a few guys buy bigger dildos.

Just show us the dildos sales figures and we will know if you are correct. I assure you the bigger dildos are the most sold
 
Sure there are thin dildos. As I said younger teen women buy them, look at my post and see it, I wrote it. Women who got fucked by more than a few guys buy bigger dildos.

Just show us the dildos sales figures and we will know if you are correct. I assure you the bigger dildos are the most sold
Still no dildo is 5 inches for 6
 
There are thin dildos but zero under 6.5/7 inches
by the way thin dildos are for the ass. Gay sex dildos or such acticivities
 
Are you talking with or without the boner.
 

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