frustratedhapa
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I was watching a Tim Pool video on youtube and I was wondering "why the fuck does he always wear a beanie? is he bald?" so I googled "Tim Pool Bald" and found this photo:
I was sitting on the couch in the living room on my laptop and my sister walked behind me and saw this picture of him on my screen and she jumped back as if she's scared or startled, and said "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
I asked "what's the problem?" and she said "I didn't expect to see that thing on your screen". And I said "you mean Tim Pool?". She said "I don't know what his name is, but he's gross". I said "what's wrong with him?" and she said "just look at him!" and I said "I am looking but I don't see a problem" and she said "If you can't see it then I dont know what to tell you but I got startled when I saw his photo and literally felt a chill go down my spine and was overcome by nausea for a minute" and she walked away giggling. And I yelled "if you think he's ugly then what am I?". And she yelled back from down the hall "you're a hottie!" sarcastically. I got up and followed her and said "for real, what do you think about me? am I that ugly?" and she said "no, you're not". And I said "You don't have to lie to me. If tim pool, who is average looking, made you have such a strong visceral reaction, then I must elicit an even worse reaction in women". And she said "you're so paranoid. this has nothing to do with you. you're fine looking." And I said "you're my sister so of course you're saying that but other women probably feel the same way when they see my face for the first time". Then she got annoyed and said "oh my god, shut up already" and she walked away.
I know he's bald, but is he really that ugly? His face looks okay to me. He doesn't have any ugly features or deformities. I rate him a 5/10. He could be a 6/10 if he lost some weight to debloat his chubby face and got some hair transplants.
I was sitting on the couch in the living room on my laptop and my sister walked behind me and saw this picture of him on my screen and she jumped back as if she's scared or startled, and said "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
I asked "what's the problem?" and she said "I didn't expect to see that thing on your screen". And I said "you mean Tim Pool?". She said "I don't know what his name is, but he's gross". I said "what's wrong with him?" and she said "just look at him!" and I said "I am looking but I don't see a problem" and she said "If you can't see it then I dont know what to tell you but I got startled when I saw his photo and literally felt a chill go down my spine and was overcome by nausea for a minute" and she walked away giggling. And I yelled "if you think he's ugly then what am I?". And she yelled back from down the hall "you're a hottie!" sarcastically. I got up and followed her and said "for real, what do you think about me? am I that ugly?" and she said "no, you're not". And I said "You don't have to lie to me. If tim pool, who is average looking, made you have such a strong visceral reaction, then I must elicit an even worse reaction in women". And she said "you're so paranoid. this has nothing to do with you. you're fine looking." And I said "you're my sister so of course you're saying that but other women probably feel the same way when they see my face for the first time". Then she got annoyed and said "oh my god, shut up already" and she walked away.
I know he's bald, but is he really that ugly? His face looks okay to me. He doesn't have any ugly features or deformities. I rate him a 5/10. He could be a 6/10 if he lost some weight to debloat his chubby face and got some hair transplants.
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