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Serious Is this legit theoretical sex advice? Seems correct but I'm not sure...

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On another site, someone has this as their signature about how to have sex properly:
(1) Just lol @ people on this board who worry about dick depth.
(2) Never be afraid to suck the clit.
(3) 2ndary foreplay can include hooking 1-2 fingers inside her and rubbing along the OUTSIDE WALL of her vagina
(4) When you insert, your goal is to get to a state of grinding, not thrusting
(5) Thrusting is not the primary tool, you use it to as a way of occasionally changing the flow. Like a breakdown in a song that refreshes your attention.
(6) get her on top and make her thrust. Use your upper-body strenght to force her down as hard as you can on the base of your dick. The base of your dick is always the most important part
(7) Doggy style: grab her hips and behave like a goddamned animal
The points I'm wondering about are #4 and #5. I have never heard this anywhere else, but yet it seems legit. Why?

"37 percent of American women required clitoral stimulation to experience orgasm, compared with 18 percent of women who said that vaginal penetration alone was enough to come."
https://tonic.vice.com/en_us/articl...of-female-pleasure-still-needs-more-attention

So if you think about it, if only 18% of women can orgasm solely from vaginal thrusting, then thrusting is truly not that useful. This is the basic anatomy:

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So in principle, the goal would be to get as much vaginal and clitoral stimulation simultaneously as possible. How could one do this? Well the quote above actually describes a method. Insert your dick fully, then grind your pubic area against hers so the clitoris is fully stimulated by your pubic area grinding against hers.

If this is true, it would actually suggest that having too long a dick would be disadvantageous, as you would not be able to do this anymore. Most porn guys still have 1-2" of dick left over by the time they bottom out, so they couldn't use this grinding method.

What do you think? Keep in mind there's an anti-bragging rule so I'm not asking to hear about all your sexual escapades. I'm just wondering if this is theoretically sound in case I ever get the chance. I know it would make more sense to ask on a site full of sex havers but I don't hang out anywhere else so this is all I've got. I think most of us want to have sex one day even if with a hooker and then want to do it properly.
 
Who fuckin cares tbh, just some random normslime trying to preach nonsense, “sex is so ez u dumb inkels”
 
I think it's more for the visual, it's like you do not need a butt or big breasts ... but it's just for the visual so it's still worth a huge dick.
 
WHO GIVES A SHIT :feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:
IF YOU CAN GET LAID IN THE FIRST PLACE THEN FUCK OFF
 
WHO GIVES A SHIT :feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:
IF YOU CAN GET LAID IN THE FIRST PLACE THEN FUCK OFF

Dude you can buy a hooker. Most of us will probably do this at some point in our lives. I'm a KV wizard.
 
Dude you can buy a hooker. Most of us will probably do this at some point in our lives. I'm a KV wizard.
JFL at pleasuring a hooker
you are the ultimate cuck paying hookers to pleasure them
 
JFL at pleasuring a hooker
you are the ultimate cuck paying hookers to pleasure them

Yeah better to die a virgin and never have sex at all. That will show them all.
 
> Sex advice
> Inceldom Discussion

Pick one
 
Only a cuck concerns himself with the pleasure of women.

Pump and dump, if they leave you after “bad” sex, GOOD. You dodged a bullet, if some whore is that massive of a whore and needs a huge dick, she is damaged goods who is truly unable to love anybody.
 
> Sex advice
> Inceldom Discussion

Pick one
thats what i've been trying to say, low-iq OP
I already went and I think it was the best thing I had at the moment.
are you retarded or do you have a reading disability?
i said paying attention to what a hooker feels is cucked, so sex advice is useless
you should only focus on making it feel good for yourself, in that case "sex advice" is fucking USELESS
GET IT YOU LOW IQ SUBHUMAN???????
 
i would pay a hooker to pleasure ME, you imbecile
why the fuck would i pay her so i can pleasure her?
fuck off cuck

Because it's a two way street. You think she's going to give you a good performance if you're not doing anything at all? First of all, you're gonna pay a toll for being ugly. She will be less enthusiastic just for that. Then she's going to be even less enthusiastic if you have no idea what you're doing. If you want her to just lie motionless while you pump her for 1 minute and then cum then that's all you'll get.

The truth is you're just being triggered by the conversation topic. As an incel, sex is probably one of the #1 things you think about all day. It is for me. It is only logical that if it is on my mind that much, I would like to know how to do it properly.

Incels should want to know about sex even MORE than normies. Since normies take sex for granted and it's no big deal for them. While for us it becomes a monstrous unattainable impossible terrifying thing that occupies our mind every minute of the day.
 
Why does this matter to a incel?
 
Always take with a pinch of salt what you would read on lookism.
 
This advice is worth more to lesbians ... otherwise you need a big penis or you will be humiliated.
 
200% legit.

I have heard the same thing numerous times. This is also another reason why dick size has little to do with sexual stimulation, big-dick fascination is just a fetish (similar to men's obsession with big boobs). Also the nerve endings become sparse if you go beyond 3" inside the vagina, even if you have an 8" dick, first 3"-4" is basically enough to cause any stimulation, the rest 5" is just a waste of space. G-spot is a meme, it's not an anatomical fact.

Small thorny dildo > long smooth dildo

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This is also another reason why dog-dicks are more preferred than human dicks, because dog-dick has a "knot" at the bottom. Female anatomy more suitable for dog-dicks than human-dicks.

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Dick-copers on suicide watch.
 
Because it's a two way street. You think she's going to give you a good performance if you're not doing anything at all?
yes if i paid her ofc the focus on me you imbecile, you have lost your mind
 
Yeah better to die a virgin and never have sex at all. That will show them all.
i would pay a hooker to pleasure ME, you imbecile
why the fuck would i pay her so i can pleasure her?
fuck off cucks
Maybe the pleasure is mutual? That is, under the assumption that people are driven towards immediate pleasure.
 
Maybe the pleasure is mutual? That is, under the assumption that people are driven towards immediate pleasure.
a hooker has sex all day and is probably on drugs, the bitch feels nothing anymore
why would i put effort into pleasing a worthless whore that I PAID?
JFL this is the most cucked thread on this site
 
Because it's a two way street. You think she's going to give you a good performance if you're not doing anything at all? First of all, you're gonna pay a toll for being ugly. She will be less enthusiastic just for that. Then she's going to be even less enthusiastic if you have no idea what you're doing. If you want her to just lie motionless while you pump her for 1 minute and then cum then that's all you'll get.

The truth is you're just being triggered by the conversation topic. As an incel, sex is probably one of the #1 things you think about all day. It is for me. It is only logical that if it is on my mind that much, I would like to know how to do it properly.

Incels should want to know about sex even MORE than normies. Since normies take sex for granted and it's no big deal for them. While for us it becomes a monstrous unattainable impossible terrifying thing that occupies our mind every minute of the day.
“Pleasing a woman” is PUA coping nonsense. Penis goes inside, rinse and repeat. You can try to approach it from different angles all you want, at the end of the day, sex is extremely simple.

Your dick size matters more than technique. Virgin chad with a huge dick who just sits there like a dead fish gives more pleasure than 5 inch Casanova porn star normie. Orgasms are directly linked to FACIAL attractiveness and I think I’ve seen that study linked here before.

Normies talking about sexual “techniques” are coping retards.
 
This is also another reason why dog-dicks are more preferred than human dicks, because dog-dick has a "knot" at the bottom. Female anatomy more suitable for dog-dicks than human-dicks.
:ha..feels:
 
“Pleasing a woman” is PUA coping nonsense. Penis goes inside, rinse and repeat. You can try to approach it from different angles all you want, at the end of the day, sex is extremely simple.

Your dick size matters more than technique. Virgin chad with a huge dick who just sits there like a dead fish gives more pleasure than 5 inch Casanova porn star normie. Orgasms are directly linked to FACIAL attractiveness and I think I’ve seen that study linked here before.

Normies talking about sexual “techniques” are coping retards.

Yeah I think you're probably mostly right to be honest. I'm sure there are some things you can do that are better than others. But if you start trying to do "special techniques" you're probably more likely to just come off like an aspie being weird. Sex is supposed to be a natural thing. You don't see wild animals implementing "special techniques".

I'm also fairly convinced at this point that 90% of sex for women is psychological due to the experience of knowing they are being fucked by a top tier man. eg. Having a richer or better looking man leads to more orgasms even though it changes nothing about the actual act of sex.

It's also why I'm convinced most of the benefit of a bigger dick is psychological as well. Most girls can't even orgasm from vaginal stimulation, yet if you read big dick forums, women commonly freak out over big dicks because it shows domination.

Alpha man => female orgasm.
Beta man => dead fish.

@chudur-budur you raise some good points too though. With dog-human sex, does the knot go INSIDE the vagina and lock the dick inside? Or does it just rub like in the clit area? How exactly does the dog knot fit into this?
 
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Dude you can buy a hooker. Most of us will probably do this at some point in our lives. I'm a KV wizard.
Yeah bonking a sweaty hooker who had multiple dicks before yours and plays dead bc your ugly trash sounds like worth experiencing
 
@chudur-budur you raise some good points too though. With dog-human sex, does the knot go INSIDE the vagina and lock the dick inside? Or does it just rub like in the clit area? How exactly does the dog knot fit into this?

Yes, the knot goes inside the vagina and locks the female, it's called "butt-to-butt stage" or "the second stage coitus" --

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If the knot is big enough (bigger dogs) it stretches the entire female-human clitoris area which can produce immense pleasure, also the dick can move around inside while it's locked (3rd figure). Also remember the second stage coitus can last as long as 45 mins, where a average healthy human-male can go at most total of 20 mins without any drug (humans don't have second stage, just the first stage).

You can't just beat the dog boyo, even a 9" BBC can't go anywhere close to a dog-sex, there is no fucking way.
 
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lol. yea read my deleted message mods. :feelswhat:
 
Great place to ask this question!

What’s gonna be next? Ask in the blind people forum the best way to take a sunset picture?
 

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