Discussion Is this a good way to ascend?

[Squatting Slavcel]

Step 1: Moneymaxx (my target is €100k liquidity)
Step 2: Look for fresh 18 year old hookers in your area
Step 3: Save a ho. After sex, if it was good, convince her to be exclusive to you for 1-2x the average monthly salary in your country.
Step 4: If you're lucky she will pair-bond after a couple dozen orgasms and cuddling
Step 5: Pay her less and less until it's sustainable for you, ideally nothing when she's your gf at this point.
Step 6: Knock her up to seal the deal and say you're saving money for the baby.

Alternate strategy for US-cels:
Step 1: Moneymaxx
Step 2: Give giant tips to cute waitresses, try to figure out if they're single or gamble ($100 should be enough to get a reaction)
Step 3: Get her number, or better yet, give her a fancy Paul Allen-esque card to make her think you're loaded
Step 4: Betabuxx for a young cutie who's not a single mom

 

[Somalicel2222]

This sounds retarded the second one is just a huge risk low reward. The second one wont work she will never bond to you. When you start paying less she will leave you

 

[Osamawhals]

Holy shit the cope

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

This sounds retarded the second one is just a huge risk low reward. The second one wont work she will never bond to you. When you start paying less she will leave you

Well, I'll try and prove you wrong, although it will take 3-5 years I'm guessing. Giving 0.1% of your net worth to waitresses is not huge risk. It's a gacha game, and the reward is prime pussy. Roll 40 times x 5% chance of success and your expected value is 2 high tier beckys.

If the hoe doesn't pair bond after 20+ sessions and will leave you if you pay less, you move on to the next hooker. Then you'll laugh at her as she comes crawling back when she realizes fucking 30 different men per month is not that fun.

 

[Biowaste Removal]

Cuck shit

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

Cuck shit

Better than evolving from a wizard to wraith.

 

[Glerforpus]

Step 2: Give giant tips to cute waitresses, try to figure out if they're single or gamble ($100 should be enough to get a reaction)

This is a waste of money, they’ll just say they have a bf and tell you to fuck off

 

[SupremeGentleCel]

This sounds retarded the second one is just a huge risk low reward. The second one wont work she will never bond to you. When you start paying less she will leave you

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

This is a waste of money, they’ll just say they have a bf and tell you to fuck off

It's all so tiresome.

 

[Skoga]

Alternate strat:
Ldarmaxx and cope until you rope

 

[LostYouth]

It sounds retarded, neither of those strategies will work.
Keep step 1 and then invest in surgeries/LL, money per se cannot create attraction but looks obviously can so try to maximize your looks.

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

It sounds retarded, neither of those strategies will work.
Keep step 1 and then invest in surgeries/LL, money per se cannot create attraction but looks obviously can so try to maximize your looks.

Surgeries are cucked, especially LL. You want your flesh and bone cut by a saw by some shady muzzie in Turkey for a lot of money, endure excruciating pain and rehab, just to gain 4 inches and increase your chances of wooing a toilet by 50%? 1% x 1.5 is 1.5%.

 

[Adamhastor]

Moneymaxx

€100k liquidity

 

[Vendetta]

wtf is this shitty ass plan

 

[Restart80]

Squatting grAYcel more like it

Both sound like horrible ideas; just rot or geomaxx

 

[CRYSTAL METH]

At first, i thought the stuff you wrote was about you having a plan to invest in a whore that will generate you good income and i thought that this might be an interesting idea. But when i continued reading further, i ended up concluding that this sounds retarded and cucked.

 

[illumizoldyck]

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this nigga think 100k is a lot

 

[Adamhastor]

At first, i thought the stuff you wrote was about you having a plan to invest in a whore that will generate you good income and i thought that this might be an interesting idea

Hi, Andrew, have you ascended while in Romanian jail?

 

[Engineering Sage]

You have to start with younger than that, 18 is too old.

 

[CRYSTAL METH]

Hi, Andrew, have you ascended while in Romanian jail?

Yes, i did ascend. The matrix decided to test me, and i wised up significantly during my sentence in jail. I have developed a new perspective towards my subjective views about life and right now i'm even stronger than ever before.

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

this nigga think 100k is a lot

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If you don't think 100k is a lot you're a richfag volcel.

A new GOBankingRates survey found that most Americans have $1,000 or less in personal savings in 2023; a third have $500 or less saved, while 8.5% have between $501 and $1,000. Meanwhile a whopping 11.4% said they have no savings, the survey found

 

[Evangelioncel]

Dnr: used toilets have lost the ability to pairbond with anyone other than chad

 

[Adamhastor]

If you don't think 100k is a lot you're a richfag volcel

Nope, I just don't have a wife and kids to spend money on, so I keep most of my salary.

 

[illumizoldyck]

If you don't think 100k is a lot you're a richfag volcel.

A new GOBankingRates survey found that most Americans have $1,000 or less in personal savings in 2023; a third have $500 or less saved, while 8.5% have between $501 and $1,000. Meanwhile a whopping 11.4% said they have no savings, the survey found

dats cuz americans are giga retards and love to overspend since they are consoomers
100k not enough to get you down payment for a house in a good location, especially in canada where its nothing

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

dats cuz americans are giga retards and love to overspend since they are consoomers
100k not enough to get you down payment for a house in a good location, especially in canada where its nothing

It's enough for 500-1000 hours worth of hookers. Let's say it's 750 hours and you go once a week, you could have a hooker every week for 14 years.