sneed (not chuck)
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So what's the better life: to live as a lonely unloved virgin and die young from suicide? or to live as a based cartel member, fuck bitches, and die young and violently?
Option 2 may be the better choice, as in addition to endless sex, you also get endless money and weapons.
Case in point - El Chapo. He is five foot six MANLET. El Chapo literally means "shorty". As the richest druglord on the planet, his height was STILL his most notable characteristic. It would have been OVER for him if it wasn't for his cartelmaxxing. Thanks to the Sinaloa Cartel, he has at least eleven children (believed to be more than 15) and he had four spouses. These are numbers that would make Chad blush.
You don't need to be chad to join a cartel, by the way. They take any riffraff off the streets, as long as you're willing to engage in gratuitous violence. They literally hang up banners on highways recruiting people.
If you're brown and in South America, why the fuck have you not cartelmaxxed? You're going to die young anyway.
Option 2 may be the better choice, as in addition to endless sex, you also get endless money and weapons.
Case in point - El Chapo. He is five foot six MANLET. El Chapo literally means "shorty". As the richest druglord on the planet, his height was STILL his most notable characteristic. It would have been OVER for him if it wasn't for his cartelmaxxing. Thanks to the Sinaloa Cartel, he has at least eleven children (believed to be more than 15) and he had four spouses. These are numbers that would make Chad blush.
You don't need to be chad to join a cartel, by the way. They take any riffraff off the streets, as long as you're willing to engage in gratuitous violence. They literally hang up banners on highways recruiting people.
If you're brown and in South America, why the fuck have you not cartelmaxxed? You're going to die young anyway.





