is there a polite way to ask a couple not to make out in front of me?

[Brak123]

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[Insomniac]

point a gun at them and say “please”

 

[AsiaCel]

blast them with super soaker filled with orange juice

 

[builderseed]

blast them with super soaker filled with orange juice

this but use sulfuric acid instead

 

[StaroRavager]

Dump your Pepsi all over them and get yourself a refill afterwards

 

[seija]

"Accidently" bump into them.

 

[anon]

If you were 6'7"+ and ripped at 240+ lbs, you could do anything.
Imagine being that big and intimidating. I'd approach couples and tell them to stop kissing. The cucks would get scared and just say "y-yes, sir, sorry."

 

[Deleted member 18515]

start to film them

 

[Hikikomori]

Pour your vanilla latte over their heads and run away while laughing like the joker.

 

[Deleted member 3385]

ask to join in

 

[ihaveno1]

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

 

[Deleted member 11032]

Dump your Pepsi all over them and get yourself a refill afterwards

 

[Joelossus]

blast them with super soaker filled with orange juice

High iq

 

[2340922]

Best solution

point a gun at them and say “please”

 

[Kanakops]

Watch them in the eyes, do a fortnite dance and yell "hurrr durr" all the time they make out

 

[Sans]

Watch them in the eyes, do a fortnite dance and yell "hurrr durr" all the time they make out

lol low inhib as fuck, I think I’m going to do this next time I see PDA.

 

[Dionysus]

Sit across from them and stare intensely

 

[Ticcel]

Tell them you farted.