Im really thinking about it after seeing a greentext story about it.
İs it safe ıf ı use a condom ?
İs it safe ıf ı use a condom ?
yes bro i do it all the time
yes, condom prevent skin contact, skin contact will give you salmonella
slayer trait: titty sex with chicken
slayer trait: titty sex with chicken
don't make it pregnant
Really? How do you even do that?
hope you dont think im being serious bro
cock shall not fuck cock
You coat the breasts with egg yolk, stick your dick in the middle and thrust back and forth. Pretty simple.I'm not
the guy who fucked the McChicken probably isnt having much problems now
Better than fucking a roast beef sandwich
mcdonalds burgers dont carry any viruses and nasty diseases so you are right
That's actually interesting, if you cut yourself while prepping chicken the chance of getting salmonella poisoning is kinda low.
Eating it, you have a higher chance simply because you're exposed to more, but at most times it only infects your intestines, therefor not really needing treatment.
But if you were to purposely expose your blood stream to it, you can actually have dire consequences, such as damage in the tissue around your spine or brain. And your bellend actually does absorb fluids when erect, hence why females can give males hiv and other nasties (And it's well known Gays and Females are the STD carriers)
Nigger, just buy an onahole.
Eating it, you have a higher chance simply because you're exposed to more, but at most times it only infects your intestines, therefor not really needing treatment.
But if you were to purposely expose your blood stream to it, you can actually have dire consequences, such as damage in the tissue around your spine or brain. And your bellend actually does absorb fluids when erect, hence why females can give males hiv and other nasties (And it's well known Gays and Females are the STD carriers)
Nigger, just buy an onahole.
some guy fucked a raw chicken on twitter and i think he got an infection
pretty based tbh
pretty based tbh
Onahole is a lot cheaper than a life threatening disease.
Do you clean them up afterwards and cook them too?
Nah there's no need to clean up. You'd be just wasting ingredients and of course, I cook them straight after so it's all fresh.
Go all out.
Bro you gotta be kidding
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Try it and report back.
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Chicken titfucking chicken titfucking
Just fuck it before you cook it theory.
We need an expert.
@chudur-budur
@chudur-budur
Aaaahh i miss having a mcchicken
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jar, sponges, & glove > chicken
Nah men that shit feels soo small and weird.Chicken has the texture and softness plus the perfect tightness.
@chudur-budur
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Glue multiple sponges length-wise and wrap them in rubber-bands
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Sure go for it.
I don’t know
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JFL
you fucked the chicken bro
You should try and inform us tbh.
just use a banana peel bro
Why not buy a flesh light?
Ascension.
It's over for whatever kind of person this is
Just fucking lol.
I fucked oranges in the past.
Your dick will rot. Post pics or Larp
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Chicken breast is similar to pussy but cleaner.
Yes, it's completely fine and safe. Better if you can wash it in lukewarm water and apply some lube.
I do it all the time, try a smaller chicken (they are called "Cornish Game Hen").
Nice to fuck, delicious to eat.
lol never try it tbh
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