Is it more incel to get killed by a sea lion or seagulls?

[The Angel ov Death]

 

[The Angel ov Death]

Imagine you go swimming at the beach and a sea lion swims at you again full speed and bites your throat

 

[The Angel ov Death]

Or imagine getting swarmed by thousands of seagulls and they start eating you alive

 

[ForcedMarriageNow]

"is it more incel to get killed by a 1 pound bird known for stealing french fries or a 300 pound brick of muscle named after the chad of the animal kingdom?"

 

[Clavicus Vile]

Dying to a sea lion is a chad trait, you’d have to have a life to even be near such an animal to begin with.