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Is ballsmaxxing legit?

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I remember @Twisted 's topic about evening the size of his balls and it made me think - is it possible to ballsmax?

Balls are the most important part of the male body. It goes without saying that the bigger they are - the more of a man you are and that contributes to your attractiveness as an alpha Chad(prettyboys get a pass obviously).

Your crotch also sticks out of your pants a little so the bigger your balls are, the more your penis will be pushed outside and your crotch will be more visible to females which also boosts your attractiveness. Females have figured it out a long time ago with push-up bras, bikinis and in general exposing as much of their body as possible without being straight up naked. Such almost-exposed sexual parts of females turn men on which is why sluts dress like that to attract Chad. Exposing your dick through ballsmaxxing would be the male equivalent of that. Bigdickcels can expose their only good part this way.

The only question is - how to achieve that? Are there any implants or surgery for balls? There's not much risk for incels as we shouldn't reproduce anyway, just a matter of whether it's possible or not. What about stretching your smaller ballsack with some heavy object to make your balls more equal in size? What about trying to make them swell to increase in size? Obviously surgery would be the best option but ballsmaxxing doesn't seem very popular.

What do you guys think?
 
Inject your sack with silicone or something.
 
Yeah just kill yourself if your balls are not perfectly symmetrical. Every girl will exactly measure it to know if you are worth it
 
42cel said:
GTFO troll

it's not even possible for you to read the whole text judging how quickly you replied. i know it may seem like a troll based on the title but it's not the first time someone mentions it.
 
Yeah, ballsmaxxing is legit. Just do nofap for at least a week and your balls will hang lower. I'd post before and after as proof, but who wants to see currycel balls anyway?
 
RREEEEEEEEE said:
Yeah, ballsmaxxing is legit. Just do nofap for at least a week and your balls will hang lower. I'd post before and after as proof, but who wants to see currycel balls anyway?

wait really?

holy shit there might be a benefit to nofap after all. do the experiment pls.
 
Cawk maxing with jelqing is better
 
overlystinkypants said:
RREEEEEEEEE said:
Yeah, ballsmaxxing is legit. Just do nofap for at least a week and your balls will hang lower. I'd post before and after as proof, but who wants to see currycel balls anyway?
wait really?
holy shit there might be a benefit to nofap after all. do the experiment pls.

In my case, definitely. I tested (no pun intended) it a couple of times. Start ballsmaxxing today brah, srs.
 
I have tiny testicles.. obviously why I'm incel..please kill me now

One time when I got arrested they did the strip search when I went to jail. The gaurd told me to lift up my nut sack and he laughed because they were so small. It has left me permanently scarred with ptsd
 
If it's possible please let me know OP, I would like attach two more balls, one black and one white.
 
chudur-budur said:
If it's possible please let me know OP, I would like attach two more balls, one black and one white.

WHY NOT BROWN, U SELF HATING SHITSKIN
 
inb4 dick hanging lower than the balls meme
 
It's OVER for ballcels.
 
iblamemyself said:
inb4 dick hanging lower than the balls meme

I'm going to cry

??

This is just awful
 
Twisted said:
Getting from 6.8 to 8 inches BPEL via an extender is the priority right now in terms of my genitalia region
Also want to get a 6 inch girth
I’ll worry about my testicals after

Please don't be this autistic lmao

Girls don't give a fuck how big your dick is as long as it's above 5 inches

Even then, they'd cum in 3 seconds from Chad with 2-incher than incel with 9 inch
 
pandeyMOGgandey said:
WHY NOT BROWN, U SELF HATING SHITSKIN

I already have two browns.
 
Twisted said:
I don’t even want to have sex until I reach 8 inches tbh

8+ inchers are rare (1 in 1400 I believe) but we all know how much women both sleep around and gossip so I’m sure they all know whose packing the 8+ inchers so they can hit him up. Pretty much every roastie that’s a PSL 4+ has ridden an 8+ inch cock

JFL @ thinking you can satisfy a roastie with a sub 8 inch dick

8+ inchers are rare

but not for roasties. roasties can get them instantly after downloading tinder. 8+ inch is average for women, a norm. if you don't have 8+ you're below average aka not enough.
 

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