It's Over Is ascension even real?

Is ascension real anymore?

  • Yes

    Votes: 11 24.4%
  • No it's over fuck life

    Votes: 34 75.6%

  • Total voters
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Akkadian

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Honestly in this day and age, even if we were to ascend, does it actual count? Most whores have fucked multiple partners already and have had more experience than we ever will. And it'd be impossible to find a virgin.
 
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Ascension doesn't exist. People here who think it does are either fakecels or bluepilled.
 
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At this point anything other than life of chad is a useless disappointment and consolation prize. All the chad fishes destroyed me completely.
As I get older my standards increase because my bitterness and bottled rage makes me hate unattractive women. I suppose it's some form of projected self hatred but I don't give a fuck.
I am no longer capable of love, whatever that was in first place. I only look at women as set of body parts. They are not interesting. Neither are most men for that matter but I'm not trying to fuck them. Interesting women are either 50 and read entire library worth of books, or so far out of my universe I might aswel try to ascend with a 2d character.
There is absolutely 0 point in trying, you'll never ascend in true sense.
If anyone here EVER ascends and retains sobriety, they'll realise how hollow and disappointing it is. Because it will be with something you can barely call female at a point in life where its hormonal profile is closer to a 13 year old boy than a fertile female.
I fucking hate how all this turned out. I don't want to rule the world or something ridiculous ffs I just wanted one woman I can get excited about.
 
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Only if you surgerymaxx.
 
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In a human body there is no ascension. We just rot until we die. Get a gf? You will get bored and she will become ugly over time. Maybe short term.
 
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RopeMaXXer said:
At this point anything other than life of chad is a useless disappointment and consolation prize. All the chad fishes destroyed me completely.
As I get older my standards increase because my bitterness and bottled rage makes me hate unattractive women. I suppose it's some form of projected self hatred but I don't give a fuck.
I am no longer capable of love, whatever that was in first place. I only look at women as set of body parts. They are not interesting. Neither are most men for that matter but I'm not trying to fuck them. Interesting women are either 50 and read entire library worth of books, or so far out of my universe I might aswel try to ascend with a 2d character.
There is absolutely 0 point in trying, you'll never ascend in true sense.
If anyone here EVER ascends and retains sobriety, they'll realise how hollow and disappointing it is. Because it will be with something you can barely call female at a point in life where its hormonal profile is closer to a 13 year old boy than a fertile female.
I fucking hate how all this turned out. I don't want to rule the world or something ridiculous ffs I just wanted one woman I can get excited about.
I just want to fuck bro, I know am not capable of relationships as it is too late, but I just want to know how it feels to fuck a foid that you and her are both attracted to each other, I would have gone for escorts but I'd be lying to myself and for religious reason.
 
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Not after 22. After that, there is only the illusion of it.
 
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KingOfRome said:
Not after 22. After that, there is only the illusion of it.
Honestly I think it ends at 20 tbh
 
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Colvin76 said:
Ascension doesn't exist. People here who think it does are either fakecels or bluepilled.
sad reality
 
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No, in fact ascension is just a fairy tail that was told by your soy boomer parents once you grew up. There is just cope or rope for a truecel. No such thing as hope can persist in our minds for long.
 
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Yes, if you're s fatcel and you leanmaxx.
 
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Depends on how fixable the root causes of your inceldom are, some cels (mentalcels, skincels) in theory have a better shot at ascension than legit truecels.
 
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I think it's over.
 
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In 2020 it will be over for chadlite
 
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it dont happen often baby
 
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If you ascend you were always a fakecel
 
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Question you have to ask yourself: Would you settle for a non-virgin? Volcel if you wouldn't.
Even if you suspect that she has had xxx cocks, it's better not to know the real numbers and just enjoy the moment.
It's not ascension alright, but denying yourself the possibility of getting sex makes it harder and harder over time.
The older you become, less changes to find prime pussy.
 
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Roping any day now.
 
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Ascension just reminds of that scene in Logan's Run where the 30 year old boomers "ascend" (get murdered).


Just a pretty lie to manipulate us.
 
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It's for chad only.
 
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Ascension means either

- Surgery
- Growth Spurt
- Hair transplant
- Obese chadlite or above losing weight
 
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zangano1 said:
If you ascend you were always a fakecel
Gymcelled said:
Ascension means either

- Surgery
- Growth Spurt
- Hair transplant
- Obese chadlite or above losing weight
Sadly, these are the only ways to ascend, which are impossible for most of us. :feelsrope:
 
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tanfeo said:
Question you have to ask yourself: Would you settle for a non-virgin? Volcel if you wouldn't.
Even if you suspect that she has had xxx cocks, it's better not to know the real numbers and just enjoy the moment.
It's not ascension alright, but denying yourself the possibility of getting sex makes it harder and harder over time.
The older you become, less changes to find prime pussy.
Honestly even if youre fucking a foid, they'd be thinking of Chad and their first time with him
 
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My chances are infinitesimal.