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Cope Is anyone doing some degenerate gambling on today's football?

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Share your bets, if so. I'm broke af but have a free £15 bet on some site for the City/Chelski game, and get £20 for every goal scored by Liam Delap/Joao Pedro/Smith-Rowe/Bruno Guimaraes/Enzo Fernandes from some other promo. I'm just coping until Neetbux day on Tuesday. :feelsbadman:
 
save yourself
 
Stop It Michael Jordan GIF
 
I used to do bets but one time I lost a strong amount and I stayed without eating several days, didn't had money to pay services and felt more depressed for being so dumb.

Now I just prefer watching masonic illuminati football chilling and drinking some coffee or iced tea :feelsokman:
 
aren't there better copes than giving your money to rich jews for nothing in return?
No. Also, I make money when I can be bothered to stick to exploiting promos.
 
I used to do bets but one time I lost a strong amount and I stayed without eating several days, didn't had money to pay services and felt more depressed for being so dumb.

Now I just prefer watching masonic illuminati football chilling and drinking some coffee or iced tea :feelsokman:
Just do Matched Betting, exploit promos, free bets etc and you're guaranteed to not lose money. Football is almost too boring for me to watch without betting on it now.
 
I only gamble on stocks
 
Just do Matched Betting, exploit promos, free bets etc and you're guaranteed to not lose money. Football is almost too boring for me to watch without betting on it now.
I only do time to time local bettings on some bet houses, small amount of money invested for a good profit. I use an AI to try to predict results and it happens it has an efficiency of 40-50%.

I need to tune the method.
 
I only do time to time local bettings on some bet houses, small amount of money invested for a good profit. I use an AI to try to predict results and it happens it has an efficiency of 40-50%.

I need to tune the method.
Seriously, try matched betting. You can make a guaranteed £300-500 per month as a minimum.
 
@Cryotron

My free £15 bet won. £54. I've used it to some promos on other gambling sites and now I have ~£135. :feelsEhh: Gambling works, boyo.
 
@Cryotron

My free £15 bet won. £54. I've used it to some promos on other gambling sites and now I have ~£135. :feelsEhh: Gambling works, boyo.
count all the money that you have ever bet, that you have won and that you have lost
 
Im betting on KC to win the superbowl. Im about to get rich.
 
count all the money that you have ever bet, that you have won and that you have lost
Fuck. I just won a £200 jackpot on a slot as well kek.

Mate, as I've tried to explain. Doing matched betting (which is just exploiting promotions on gambling sites, of which there are dozens), guarantees you profit, long-term. Instead of the house having the edge, you do. Instead of the RTP being ~95%, it's 105%. My problem is I'm a degenerate fuck who will just gamble it away again. But I've only been doing it 3-4 months. It works.
 
futbol?

Nah i fucking lost like $100 on prizepicks

Not gonna gamble on sports again its not fun
 
Any app/site that you recommend to?
It might depend which country you're in, but oddsmonkey.com and outplayed.com are two of the most popular in the UK.
 
It might depend which country you're in, but oddsmonkey.com and outplayed.com are two of the most popular in the UK.
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I used Bet365 sometimes to do some but actually I played more at the virtual casino kek
 
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I used Bet365 sometimes to do some but actually I played more at the virtual casino kek
Bet365 is just a gambling site, there are dozens. Casino/slots have promos you can exploit as well. There are dozens of gambling sites and they all have regular promotions, which give you the edge. You simply do them and make easy money.

Try www.nobonuscasino.com They give you 10% back on all your losses. Which, again, gives you the edge, as most games have an RTP of around 95%. You just need to not ne a retard like me and gamble for the sake of gambling.
 
Bet365 is just a gambling site, there are dozens. Casino/slots have promos you can exploit as well. There are dozens of gambling sites and they all have regular promotions, which give you the edge. You simply do them and make easy money.

Try www.nobonuscasino.com They give you 10% back on all your losses. Which, again, gives you the edge, as most games have an RTP of around 95%. You just need to not ne a retard like me and gamble for the sake of gambling.
kEk :feelshaha:
Aright buddy lemme give it a look
 
Bet365 is just a gambling site, there are dozens. Casino/slots have promos you can exploit as well. There are dozens of gambling sites and they all have regular promotions, which give you the edge. You simply do them and make easy money.

Try www.nobonuscasino.com They give you 10% back on all your losses. Which, again, gives you the edge, as most games have an RTP of around 95%. You just need to not ne a retard like me and gamble for the sake of gambling.
Shit, it seems like the site you shared with me is restricted for spicels like me on Americunt.

But I saw some reviews and other sites too. Ty.
:feelsokman:
 
Shit, it seems like the site you shared with me is restricted for spicels like me on Americunt.

But I saw some reviews and other sites too. Ty.
:feelsokman:
NP. It might be tougher if you're in Yankland. But I think they've massively relaxed gambling laws in recent years, so you can probably find loads of decent gambling sites.
 

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