InkelTears is a part-mocking, part-watchdog subreddit for posting screenshots of hateful, misogynist, racist, violent, and often bizarre content created by "inkels" (hateful involuntary celibates). We do not condone blanket hatred of virgins or the romantically unsuccessful, unless they're not into pegging. Inkels blame women, their genes, attractive men, and society at large for their abominable visages straight out of the mind of HP Lovecraft. Occasional meta/discussion and advice-seeking posts are also welcome. (Except if didn't donate to Bernie Sanders' campaign fund. You knuckle-dragging Nazi.)
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Weekly Advice Thread (4/29-5/05)
Because we're all afraid you'll go on a spree shooting if someone doesn't teach you to be a good little cuck boy.
Advice for Lurking Inkels ~ x3 Soylent Gold x2 Soylent Silver
Uh, yeah, I know we already have an advice thread, but I decided to type this up just in case you missed it. Basically, it goes like this:
Heheheh look at the fanfics they make about me, they are so falso
"Does anyone get the feeling the guy who posts at least three dozen threads a day on Inkeltears doesn't actually have much going on in his life?"
Silly inkels thinking I'm offended by them spoiling my cape movie
I'm not. I'm really really not. I'm the opposite of offended! I'm DE-offended! And guess what, this one obscure study I found on Google says spoilers actually make movies more enjoyable, so hah, ha-hah, HAH!
OMGZ deluded Inkel says WE'RE the psychopaths!
"Antagonizing and taking pleasure from the suffering of lonely, troubled young men is actually kind of sad and messed up."
Entitled inkel admits to RAPING innocent queen! REPORT HIM TO THE AUTHORITIES NOW!
"I was taking the bus back home, and this fat old lady who smelled like cat piss walked up to me demanding I leave my seat, so she could have it. I told her 'no' and she started screaming at me. What a bitch."
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Weekly Advice Thread (4/29-5/05)
Because we're all afraid you'll go on a spree shooting if someone doesn't teach you to be a good little cuck boy.
Advice for Lurking Inkels ~ x3 Soylent Gold x2 Soylent Silver
Uh, yeah, I know we already have an advice thread, but I decided to type this up just in case you missed it. Basically, it goes like this:
- Sex won't make you happy or solve any of your problems, but therapy will. Go to your therapist, and she'll point you to a guy who'll give you a bottle of happy pills. Well, maybe not "give", since a month's supply costs an arm and a leg, and it'll take at least a year of trying different types and doses for the placebo effect to kick in, but it's a much better investment than hookers, I swear on my single mother's grave.
- If therapy didn't work, try it again, and keep trying it until it does. Huh? The definition of insanity is what? I'll tell you what insanity is. Being a INKEL. Now, shut up and keep giving the nice therapy lady your shekels, paypig.
- Be nice to everyone and do everything they want you to do no matter what. Most people call that being a doormat. You know what I call it? Being a DECENT HUMAN BEAN.
- Hey, you know that mirror you look into when you shave? Or that tumbleweed rolling past your matchless Tinder profile? Those 1-4/10 ratings people keep giving you when you post pictures of yourself on rate me forums? They're all lies! You're bootiful, cause I said so. Especially in a chastity belt and a ball gag. At least, I know I am to Tyrone.
- I know you've never seen or met one in your life, but trust me, there are women out there who don't care about looks. All you have to do is keep being a
doormatdecent human bean, and one will pop up into your life. All of a sudden! Out of nowhere! Like in Harry Potter! - Just be patient, bro. You might follow this advice for months, years, or even decades without results, but just keep waiting. It'll happen. Trust me. I know what I'm talking about. Really, I do. Really, really. Really, really, really. Really, really, really, really. Really, really, really, really, really, really. Really.
Heheheh look at the fanfics they make about me, they are so falso
"Does anyone get the feeling the guy who posts at least three dozen threads a day on Inkeltears doesn't actually have much going on in his life?"
Silly inkels thinking I'm offended by them spoiling my cape movie
I'm not. I'm really really not. I'm the opposite of offended! I'm DE-offended! And guess what, this one obscure study I found on Google says spoilers actually make movies more enjoyable, so hah, ha-hah, HAH!
OMGZ deluded Inkel says WE'RE the psychopaths!
"Antagonizing and taking pleasure from the suffering of lonely, troubled young men is actually kind of sad and messed up."
Entitled inkel admits to RAPING innocent queen! REPORT HIM TO THE AUTHORITIES NOW!
"I was taking the bus back home, and this fat old lady who smelled like cat piss walked up to me demanding I leave my seat, so she could have it. I told her 'no' and she started screaming at me. What a bitch."
