Marathon
A very handsome subhuman
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I woke up last week and decided to touch grass and the first news I saw was an Indian statusmaxxer as the new PM of England. I took my Nokia (ceo Rajeev Suri on FBI tier watch) opened google (and Sundar pichai knew me) in the morning to find the nearest Starbucks. Went there ordered a cappuccino and boom! Came to know ceo of Starbucks is an Indian uncle named Laxman. Then I went to a dentist to get ma tooth right and there goes another Indian doctor parked down with a Porsche and a Rolex watch on. I decided to leave the place with a can of diet zero calorie Pepsi max and boom another Indian woman named Rooyi or something the ceo of Pepsi. Wanted some wet food to get the shit bowel movements rights and there was a Paji Singh selling Indian food down in a food truck. Ate it and went home, opened twitter to banter with some low IQ feminist foids and the ceo Parth Agarwal was ready with his popcorn to see my banter. Fuck it. Indians all day. Now I decided to end my day by jerking some Onlytoes and guess what? The ceo is an indian foid too! WTF. After that I closed my Microsoft PC (And Satya Nadella the Microsoft ceo was sad).
The whole day I have been under Curry watch. It’s over.
The whole day I have been under Curry watch. It’s over.