Defetivecuckachu
His name's Air Bud, and he's shredding our defense
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- Jul 17, 2021
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Hello again fabulous readers.
Last time on ITtraits, we met Anne Sparkles / u/UnicornQueefsGlitter, a generic femoid whose post history reveals that her entire personality is
She has done nothing else but post
every day on reddit for 2 years.
Well today we're going to meet an ITtard who has gone one better. Meet: u/3kidsInTheTrenchcoat.
Like unicorn queefs, 3kids has a long and illustrious history of posting absolutely nothing else except negative, shitty points-scoring hatred about people she sees as inferior to herself, on IT and a whole lazy Susan of other low quality subs where low grade humans meet to massage their egos by piling on to other people who they see as even lower than themselves.
But in addition to pleasuring her fragile femoid ego in this way, 3kidsInTheTrenchcoat has figured out that you can, in fact, get 3 times the bang for your buck:
If you find somebody you hate, and write an essay about how you hate them because they're shit - on reddit, you can copy and paste your entire tirade onto separate hate subs, and receive affirmation and updoots from several completely separate audiences of nasty, venal haters.
Three pats on the back, for the price of one hate-fuelled tirade!
Three more
CuckTear appears to brutally audience mog some of these other hate subs, based on the number of updoot-erinos.
To her immense credit, it appears that 3kidsInTheTrenchcoat does have interests outside of hating incels. She also hates people who object to the jewvid-19 response! Talk about branching out! You go girl!
Only two uses of that post though. That's pretty fucking lazy tbh. Stop flicking the bean and pull your finger out! Those updoots aren't going to farm themselves.
"Entitled bitch"? WTF?? Whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa sweet child of mine. That's pretty gendered. Yikes.
And finally... we dug greedily enough, we dug deep enough, and we found the Balrog. The nemesis. The true personal demon. The real reason why u/3KidsInTheTrenchcoat is the way she is:
A brutal noReplyPill. Because she is a boring, horrible person. And nobody gives a fuck about her, or what she got in her secret Santa. That's why she hates. The world did this to her.
Chin up, 3kids! I'm sure that if you keep doing what you're doing, some day Chad will see your misunderstood brilliance and reward you with dick.
Last time on ITtraits, we met Anne Sparkles / u/UnicornQueefsGlitter, a generic femoid whose post history reveals that her entire personality is
I hate incels
She has done nothing else but post
I hate incels
every day on reddit for 2 years.
Well today we're going to meet an ITtard who has gone one better. Meet: u/3kidsInTheTrenchcoat.
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Like unicorn queefs, 3kids has a long and illustrious history of posting absolutely nothing else except negative, shitty points-scoring hatred about people she sees as inferior to herself, on IT and a whole lazy Susan of other low quality subs where low grade humans meet to massage their egos by piling on to other people who they see as even lower than themselves.
But in addition to pleasuring her fragile femoid ego in this way, 3kidsInTheTrenchcoat has figured out that you can, in fact, get 3 times the bang for your buck:
If you find somebody you hate, and write an essay about how you hate them because they're shit - on reddit, you can copy and paste your entire tirade onto separate hate subs, and receive affirmation and updoots from several completely separate audiences of nasty, venal haters.
Three pats on the back, for the price of one hate-fuelled tirade!
Three more
CuckTear appears to brutally audience mog some of these other hate subs, based on the number of updoot-erinos.
To her immense credit, it appears that 3kidsInTheTrenchcoat does have interests outside of hating incels. She also hates people who object to the jewvid-19 response! Talk about branching out! You go girl!
Only two uses of that post though. That's pretty fucking lazy tbh. Stop flicking the bean and pull your finger out! Those updoots aren't going to farm themselves.
"Entitled bitch"? WTF?? Whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa sweet child of mine. That's pretty gendered. Yikes.
And finally... we dug greedily enough, we dug deep enough, and we found the Balrog. The nemesis. The true personal demon. The real reason why u/3KidsInTheTrenchcoat is the way she is:
A brutal noReplyPill. Because she is a boring, horrible person. And nobody gives a fuck about her, or what she got in her secret Santa. That's why she hates. The world did this to her.
Chin up, 3kids! I'm sure that if you keep doing what you're doing, some day Chad will see your misunderstood brilliance and reward you with dick.
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