My brother got a motorbike. I took it on tour. It feels so great, you know why? because I was wearing a helmet that means no one could see my subhuman face. Everyone stared at me and assumed I'm a badass and maybe a chad. I think people were happy for not seeing my face and the public became a better place while my face is covered. I'm thinking about abandoning my car and get a motorbike license. Believe me, if you are ugly you will feel much better going out with a cover on your face.
