Incel's quest (quest 1#)

[First loss]

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

You are awakened from your sleep by a harsh sounding alarm on your phone. Slowly, you open your eyes and dismiss the alarm, and then check the clock. 6 AM. One hour before the school starts. You get up, and go to the bathroom and brush your teeth, then have breakfast. It is 6:30 AM by now, and you should be getting dressed for school, but you desire to stay home and browse incels.co instead. You do not want to go to ER high school, where you are in senior class, second semester.

You...

1. Get ready and set off for school
2. Stay home and LDAR on .co
3. _______________(Something else? Fill it in.)

 

[TheSecondComing]

What am I 12 or something?

 

[First loss]

What am I 12 or something?

It is highschool, senior year, second semester, should be fairly obvious god dammit.

 

[78980n]

Cuck if you don't choose 2

 

[Deleted member 19457]

3. FAP with furious vengeance

 

[First loss]

Cuck if you don't choose 2

3. FAP with furious vengence

2. 1 vote
3. FAP fill in 1 vote

We will wait for around 5 mins to see if anyone else will vote.

 

[TheSecondComing]

3. FAP with furious vengeance

Let's go ER instead

 

[First loss]

Let's go ER instead

You do not have the resources to go ER tbh but make I will make note of this to use further in the story if it develops.

 

[Dionysus]

1. Lets go to school

 

[TheSecondComing]

You do not have the resources to go ER tbh but make I will make note of this to use further in the story if it develops.

1. Mommy forces me to get out of bed and go to school because I'm a faggot kid

 

[Deleted member 19457]

Let's go ER instead

No. Shut up

 

[First loss]

So we have:
1. go to school: 1
2. LDAR on .co: 1
3. FAP with furious vengeance 1
4. Go ER (not happening at this point of story)

I can wait for like 5 more wins to see which choice will get one more vote or roll a dice to see which one prevails.

 

[needsolution]

Let's go ER instead

 

[First loss]

4. Go ER (not happening at this point of story)

 

[Deleted member 20139]

Let's go ER instead

 

[TheSecondComing]

So we have:
1. go to school: 1
2. LDAR on .co: 1
3. FAP with furious vengeance 1
4. Go ER (not happening at this point of story)

I can wait for like 5 more wins to see which choice will get one more vote or roll a dice to see which one prevails.

I changed to go to school

 

[First loss]

(1. go to school)

"Ah well, let's go. I don't want to be late for school" You sadly exclaim as you put on your clothes and take your bag and exit the house.

You arrived at school just in time. Classes are starting and you make your way to your classroom. To get there, you have to walk trough the hallways. Halfway trough the hallway, you hear snickers and whispers behind you. You subtly turn around to see three foids pointing their fingers at your and laughing.

You... (This is a write in and I will take the one I like the most or if you lads support one write in the most).

 

[Deleted member 19457]

(1. go to school)

"Ah well, let's go. I don't want to be late for school" You sadly exclaim as you put on your clothes and take your bag and exit the house.

You arrived at school just in time. Classes are starting and you make your way to your classroom. To get there, you have to walk trough the hallways. Halfway trough the hallway, you hear snickers and whispers behind you. You subtly turn around to see three foids pointing their fingers at your and laughing.

You... (This is a write in and I will take the one I like the most or if you lads support one write in the most).

Go ER now

 

[ionlycopenow]

(1. go to school)

"Ah well, let's go. I don't want to be late for school" You sadly exclaim as you put on your clothes and take your bag and exit the house.

You arrived at school just in time. Classes are starting and you make your way to your classroom. To get there, you have to walk trough the hallways. Halfway trough the hallway, you hear snickers and whispers behind you. You subtly turn around to see three foids pointing their fingers at your and laughing.

You... (This is a write in and I will take the one I like the most or if you lads support one write in the most).

pull out your truecel15 and go er. Today is finally the day.

 

[TheSecondComing]

(1. go to school)

"Ah well, let's go. I don't want to be late for school" You sadly exclaim as you put on your clothes and take your bag and exit the house.

You arrived at school just in time. Classes are starting and you make your way to your classroom. To get there, you have to walk trough the hallways. Halfway trough the hallway, you hear snickers and whispers behind you. You subtly turn around to see three foids pointing their fingers at your and laughing.

You... (This is a write in and I will take the one I like the most or if you lads support one write in the most).

go er with your bare hands like a man

 

[First loss]

Go ER now

Be realistic, creative and descriptive. It is obvious that a character cannot just pull out a gun but he can for example hit them or insult them. Use your goddamned creativity.

go er with your bare hands like a man

So you choose to physically attack them?

 

[Deleted member 19457]

Be realistic, creative and descriptive. It is obvious that a character cannot just pull out a gun but he can for example hit them or insult them. Use your goddamned creativity.

Go goddamned ER now.

 

[Dionysus]

You go to the principals office to tell on them like mommy said.

 

[TheSecondComing]

So you choose to physically attack them?

yes

 

[First loss]

Go goddamned ER now.

pull out your truecel15 and go er. Today is finally the day.

Go ER now

go er with your bare hands like a man

(((OKAY FUCK YOU I SHALL OBLIGE YOU WANT ER YOU GET ER)))

 

[Deleted member 19457]

(((OKAY FUCK YOU I SHALL OBLIGE YOU WANT ER YOU GET ER)))

FBI LOOK AT THIS!!!

 

[First loss]

You feel anger flowing inside you. Uncontrollable river of rage courses trough your veins, hydrating you and revitalizing you, setting one and only goal in your sights for the first time in your life.

You remember where your father keeps his two guns and an AR15 rifle. With that realization you sprint home, unlock the cabinet and load the AR15 and two handguns. Then, a wave of thoughts rides over you. Who will be your primary targets?

1.Chads
2.Stacies
3.Fire at will
4. Fill in.

FBI LOOK AT THIS!!!

Nah FBI I am just out here sharpening my writing skills my lads.

 

[Deleted member 19457]

You feel anger flowing inside you. Uncontrollable river of rage courses trough your veins, hydrating you and revitalizing you, setting one and only goal in your sights for the first time in your life.

You remember where your father keeps his two guns and an AR15 rifle. With that realization you sprint home, unlock the cabinet and load the AR15 and two handguns. Then, a wave of thoughts rides over you. Who will be your primary targets?

1.Chads
2.Stacies
3.Fire at will
4. Fill in.

Nah FBI I am just out here sharpening my writing skills my lads.

3..fire at will

 

[Dionysus]

Stacies and foids in general

 

[78980n]

1.Chads
2.Stacies
3.Fire at will
4. Fill in.

2.

 

[TheSecondComing]

You feel anger flowing inside you. Uncontrollable river of rage courses trough your veins, hydrating you and revitalizing you, setting one and only goal in your sights for the first time in your life.

You remember where your father keeps his two guns and an AR15 rifle. With that realization you sprint home, unlock the cabinet and load the AR15 and two handguns. Then, a wave of thoughts rides over you. Who will be your primary targets?

1.Chads
2.Stacies
3.Fire at will
4. Fill in.

Nah FBI I am just out here sharpening my writing skills my lads.

3. Kill everyone, no point in wasting thinking do I kill this person or choosing, you want to be the best ER

 

[ionlycopenow]

You feel anger flowing inside you. Uncontrollable river of rage courses trough your veins, hydrating you and revitalizing you, setting one and only goal in your sights for the first time in your life.

You remember where your father keeps his two guns and an AR15 rifle. With that realization you sprint home, unlock the cabinet and load the AR15 and two handguns. Then, a wave of thoughts rides over you. Who will be your primary targets?

1.Chads
2.Stacies
3.Fire at will
4. Fill in.

Nah FBI I am just out here sharpening my writing skills my lads.

3, but try to spare any incels who cross your path

 

[First loss]

(((Fire at will)))
You stuff the two handguns and an AR 15 in your backpack and somehow manage to close it. You also included loads of spare mags. By the time you arrive at school it is recess and there are a lot of people in the hallways. You enter the bathroom, strap the two handguns to your waist and take an AR15 in your hands.

You swiftly chare out of the bathroom, and before you start shooting, you scream:

(((Fill in)))

 

[Dionysus]

GAMERS RISE UP

 

[Deleted member 19457]

DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2!!!!!!!!!!!!22222!2!22!!!!!#!!!!!!!!!!##!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheSecondComing]

DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA

 

[ionlycopenow]

"fuck women and cucks, my friends."

 

[Brazilian Sigma]

You swiftly chare out of the bathroom, and before you start shooting, you scream:

GAMERS RISE UP

 

[Deleted member 19457]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[First loss]

You scream

"fuck women and cucks, my friends."

As you start blasting your way trough the crowd. Sounds of gunfire mixed with loud screams of your victims. You stop only to reload a gun when needed. Now, when this shooting ends, what's your endgame?

Will you:

1. Save one bullet to off yourself
2. Calmly surrender once you run out of ammo
3. Face the police in an epic one man stand
4. Fill in

 

[Brazilian Sigma]

3. Face the police in an epic one man stand

 

[Deleted member 19457]

Number 3

 

[TheSecondComing]

Number 3

 

[Dionysus]

Number 3

 

[Deleted member 19457]

Number 3

 

[TheSecondComing]

Number 3

epic post.

 

[TINMAN]

3. Furiously masturbate

 

[Dionysus]

3. Furiously masturbate

Based

 

[ionlycopenow]

You scream



As you start blasting your way trough the crowd. Sounds of gunfire mixed with loud screams of your victims. You stop only to reload a gun when needed. Now, when this shooting ends, what's your endgame?

Will you:

1. Save one bullet to off yourself
2. Calmly surrender once you run out of ammo
3. Face the police in an epic one man stand
4. Fill in

Kill one more roastie wirh your bare hands for good measure then jump off a bridge before the pigs can get you.

 

[Joelossus]

Stay at home and play with your lightsabers like a boss