Experiment Incelmon: Gotta Catch Them All!

[NEETcel2023]

In the future...

A virus has killed 50% of guys in a year. Due to a special biochemical in the bodies of Incels, all Incel straight males survived the virus. This is because of the special loneliness and despair hormones in Incels combined with the LDAR or NEET or Hikikomori lifestyle hormones.

Now, in this post-virus world, girls are desperate for attention and Incels have become desirable.

HowevER, Incels don't want to become an Incelmon. Especially the infamous Cuckachu...or Betacuxx, or Walk-in wallet.

Roasties are trying to catch an Incelmon, and no, they "Don't Gotta Catch Em All", you do if caught! And no, I don't mean catch all incelmon, I mean all STDs, because roasties are STD biohazards.

In this new world, Incels, such as myself, can destroy agecucks and the betabuxx era will end!

Roasties can be thrown to their dogs as they're not anything except doggyscraps for litERal dogs to knot! These Roasties are knot (spelling ERror intentional) worth having as girlfriends!

The Incel Revolution can truly begin and teen girl Stacies or at least high-tier Beckies for all Incels! Total Cuck Death!

 

[Tacomonkey]

In the future...

A virus has killed 50% of guys in a year. Due to a special biochemical in the bodies of Incels, all Incel straight males survived the virus. This is because of the special loneliness and despair hormones in Incels combined with the LDAR or NEET or Hikikomori lifestyle hormones.

Now, in this post-virus world, girls are desperate for attention and Incels have become desirable.

HowevER, Incels don't want to become an Incelmon. Especially the infamous Cuckachu...or Betacuxx, or Walk-in wallet.

Roasties are trying to catch an Incelmon, and no, they "Don't Gotta Catch Em All", you do if caught! And no, I don't mean catch all incelmon, I mean all STDs, because roasties are STD biohazards.

In this new world, Incels, such as myself, can destroy agecucks and the betabuxx era will end!

Roasties can be thrown to their dogs as they're not anything except doggyscraps for litERal dogs to knot! These Roasties are knot (spelling ERror intentional) worth having as girlfriends!

The Incel Revolution can truly begin and teen girl Stacies or at least high-tier Beckies for all Incels! Total Cuck Death!

What are you even saying man?

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

schizopost

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

the real incelmon is being a fed

we come here and try to catch all of the incels we can find, by infiltrating, gaining their trust, and then reducing their HP enough to catch them

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[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

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Pokéball Button Mashing

The "Pokéball Button Mashing" legend is an urban legend revolving around the entire Pokémon franchise. There is a very persistent rumor in the Pokémon fanbase that the chances of successfully capturing a Pokémon can be increased by mashing certain buttons during the period where the Pokéball is...

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[erenyeager]

In the future...

A virus has killed 50% of guys in a year. Due to a special biochemical in the bodies of Incels, all Incel straight males survived the virus. This is because of the special loneliness and despair hormones in Incels combined with the LDAR or NEET or Hikikomori lifestyle hormones.

Now, in this post-virus world, girls are desperate for attention and Incels have become desirable.

HowevER, Incels don't want to become an Incelmon. Especially the infamous Cuckachu...or Betacuxx, or Walk-in wallet.

Roasties are trying to catch an Incelmon, and no, they "Don't Gotta Catch Em All", you do if caught! And no, I don't mean catch all incelmon, I mean all STDs, because roasties are STD biohazards.

In this new world, Incels, such as myself, can destroy agecucks and the betabuxx era will end!

Roasties can be thrown to their dogs as they're not anything except doggyscraps for litERal dogs to knot! These Roasties are knot (spelling ERror intentional) worth having as girlfriends!

The Incel Revolution can truly begin and teen girl Stacies or at least high-tier Beckies for all Incels! Total Cuck Death!

The goddamn fungus doesn’t even want incels

 

[erenyeager]

In the future...

A virus has killed 50% of guys in a year. Due to a special biochemical in the bodies of Incels, all Incel straight males survived the virus. This is because of the special loneliness and despair hormones in Incels combined with the LDAR or NEET or Hikikomori lifestyle hormones.

Now, in this post-virus world, girls are desperate for attention and Incels have become desirable.

HowevER, Incels don't want to become an Incelmon. Especially the infamous Cuckachu...or Betacuxx, or Walk-in wallet.

Roasties are trying to catch an Incelmon, and no, they "Don't Gotta Catch Em All", you do if caught! And no, I don't mean catch all incelmon, I mean all STDs, because roasties are STD biohazards.

In this new world, Incels, such as myself, can destroy agecucks and the betabuxx era will end!

Roasties can be thrown to their dogs as they're not anything except doggyscraps for litERal dogs to knot! These Roasties are knot (spelling ERror intentional) worth having as girlfriends!

The Incel Revolution can truly begin and teen girl Stacies or at least high-tier Beckies for all Incels! Total Cuck Death!

The goddamn fungus doesn’t even want

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What are you even saying man?

he’s tapped into PATHS nigger

 

[lifesucksxd]

sperg moment

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

The goddamn fungus doesn’t even want

 

[Horatio1]

@ShadowSunshine88 thoughts?

 

[NEETcel2023]

What are you even saying man?

schizopost

Coming up with the craziest plot for an incel story to parody famous pop culture like Pokemon, World War Z, and other things while including as much about inceldom as possible

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Coming up with the craziest plot for an incel story to parody famous pop culture like Pokemon, World War Z, and other things while including as much about inceldom as possible

the pokemon games are already an incel story

the main character ends up training in a remote cave alone, perpetually silent, with nobody having seen them for years