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JFL Inceldom 2000 BC

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Humbaba is a mountain-dwelling monster in the Epic of Gilgamesh. In one version he has seven "auras" that make him invulnerable, so Gilgamesh offers him his sisters to trick him:

(I swear) by the life of my mother Ninsumuna and of my father, holy Lugalbanda:
Because no one knows your mountain dwelling, to make your mountain dwelling famous,
I will bring you Enmebaragesi, my elder sister, to be your wife in the mountains."
Once again (Gilgamesh) spoke to him:
(I swear) by the life of my mother Ninsumuna and of my father, holy Lugalbanda:
Because no one knows your mountain dwelling, to make your mountain dwelling famous,
I will bring you Peshtur, my little sister, to be your concubine in the mountains;
So hand me your protective sheens; I want to become a member of your family!

Desperate oldcel Humbaba accepts and after taking off his auras Gilgamesh punches him in the face and kills him. It never began for incels in 2000 BC, can't even LDAR in a forest without some normie coming in to mock and kill him.
 
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Gilgamesh from Fate?
 
Desperate oldcel Humbaba accepts and after taking off his auras Gilgamesh punches him in the face and kills him. It never began for incels in 2000 BC, can't even LDAR in a forest without some normie coming in to mock and kill him.
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never trust normies
 
Hephaestus was a truecel as well
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He released her on the condition that he could marry Aphrodite who then fucked the god of war Ares in Hephaestus' bed

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Ancient peoples were all blackpilled
 

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