incel trait: zero luck

[HEMI HONKLER]

I see these mfers afforded the opportunity to win millions via mr beast challenges and that squid game challenge crap (even tho its rigged)

But where is MY chance goddammit

 

[BornToLose]

https://www.squidgamecasting.com/#casting

 

[EngelCallDell19]

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https://www.squidgamecasting.com/#casting

the winner of the squid game was truecel as fuck, a true ricecel

 

[HEMI HONKLER]

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https://www.squidgamecasting.com/#casting

as i said, rigged

 

[BornToLose]

the winner of the squid game was truecel as fuck, a true ricecel

We should all apply for Season 2.

 

[HEMI HONKLER]

We should all apply for Season 2.

we win either way

death or rich

I heard that doll from the first game will have a male version and be in the second season, so I guess one game is motion-dectection based, but who knows

 

[HEMI HONKLER]

we win either way

death or rich

I heard that doll from the first game will have a male version and be in the second season, so I guess one game is motion-dectection based, but who knows

i thought you meant the chink show not the irl bullshit

 

[BornToLose]

i thought you meant the chink show not the irl bullshit

I mean it would be funny if a bunch of us got on that show.

 

[HEMI HONKLER]

I mean it would be funny if a bunch of us got on that show.

don't install false hope in me

the irl squid games suck ass

they are reported to be rigged and scripted, we all know what the games are, if you lose, you go back to your shit life in embarrassment and regret, and you have to compete with the worse kind of normies.

id rather play the actual squid games, where if you lose you die, which is better than going back to your shit life in defeat, and everything is blind and more fair

 

[BornToLose]

id rather play the actual squid games, where if you lose you die

This would be preferable, yes.

 

[HEMI HONKLER]

This would be preferable, yes.

too bad reality is fucking shit

 

[HEMI HONKLER]

We should all apply for Season 2.

why dont you

 

[Phosphorus]

i thought you meant the chink show not the irl bullshit

 

[HEMI HONKLER]

This would be preferable, yes.

> You are, or will be at least 21 years old at the time of applying for Squid Game: The Challenge*

Theres my chances shot immediately

 

[BornToLose]

> You are, or will be at least 21 years old at the time of applying for Squid Game: The Challenge*

Theres my chances shot immediately

Brutal immediate rejection.

 

[BornToLose]

why dont you

Maybe if others here would. I couldn't deal with all that normie shit alone.

 

[HEMI HONKLER]

Brutal immediate rejection.

you must sign up in my honour nigga

 

[BornToLose]

you must sign up in my honour nigga

Perhaps. But I bet there's a mental illness clause in which case I'd be done. But I'll look into it tomorrow maybe.

 

[HEMI HONKLER]

Perhaps. But I bet there's a mental illness clause in which case I'd be done. But I'll look into it tomorrow maybe.

Imagine it: we both apply and team up together and get as far as possible, probably won't win but it will be an experience worth remembering, and maybe against all odds, one of us win, and split the winnings and live as rich kings.

*now in reality*

Immediately rejected cos age and/or mental illness, both things we have zero control over

Even if we did get in, lose in the first 10 seconds and become a meme all over tv

 

[BornToLose]

Imagine it: we both apply and team up together and get as far as possible, probably won't win but it will be an experience worth remembering, and maybe against all odds, one of us win, and split the winnings and live as rich kings.

*now in reality*

Immediately rejected cos age and/or mental illness, both things we have zero control over

Even if we did get in, lose in the first 10 seconds and become a meme all over tv

Realitypill always wins.

 

[HEMI HONKLER]

Realitypill always wins.

i hate this shit man

 

[BornToLose]

i hate this shit man

$4.56 mil or death.

 

[HEMI HONKLER]

$4.56 mil or death.

Just sign up nigga

 

[BornToLose]

Just sign up nigga

I'll look into it tomorrow maybe.

 

[HEMI HONKLER]