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It's Over Incel trait : your first boner was fucked up

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I remember I was like 8 years old and my father was reading me tales.

I don't remember the tale itself, but I remember an illustration that was used to illustrate it. It was a depction of St Michel killing the dragon :

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To this day, I don't know what the fuck happened in my brain, but this made me hard somehow. The main character is effeminate, so maybe it was that, but the violent aspect of scene was somehow enticing to me.

I remember other moments of that time where I had unexpected boner, but it wasn't that strange.
 
My first boner was to Anaconda by Nicki Minaj, still can't believe garbage like that is allowed to pose as female empowerment.
 
My first boner was to Anaconda by Nicki Minaj, still can't believe garbage like that is allowed to pose as female empowerment.
If they believe empowerment means creating free fap material, I'm all for empowerment lol
 
iirc my first boner was of a foid in a sex scene, whose tits or nipples were sliced off later. This is all I remember of it.

The main character is effeminate
Yeah, I'd assume he's a foid if I didn't know.

My first boner was to Anaconda by Nicki Minaj, still can't believe garbage like that is allowed to pose as female empowerment.
My condolences. Wait..
Released: 2014
:dafuckfeels: You were a kid when it was released?!
:dafuckfeels: 2014 was almost 10 years ago?!

If they believe empowerment means creating free fap material, I'm all for empowerment lol
It's shitty degenerate fap material. No thanks.
 
Pretty sure I got my first boner watching this slop

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I remember I was like 8 years old and my father was reading me tales.

I don't remember the tale itself, but I remember an illustration that was used to illustrate it. It was a depction of St Michel killing the dragon :

48951792101_9dddafbba1_z.jpg


To this day, I don't know what the fuck happened in my brain, but this made me hard somehow. The main character is effeminate, so maybe it was that, but the violent aspect of scene was somehow enticing to me.

I remember other moments of that time where I had unexpected boner, but it wasn't that strange.
Getting a boner at the sight of slaying demons?
Sounds based to me.

Join the Holy Crusade, Brother in Christ.
Destroy all demons with a raging boner in our pants!
 
Pretty sure I got my first boner watching this slop

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Anime and series were a huge fap material tbh

When I was a kid I enjoyed shows that were supposedly "for girls" but that were very sexually intriguing (at that age at least) ...

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Now as an adult who can draw, I can tell they knew exactly what they were doing JFL
 
I remember I was like 8 years old and my father was reading me tales.

I don't remember the tale itself, but I remember an illustration that was used to illustrate it. It was a depction of St Michel killing the dragon :

48951792101_9dddafbba1_z.jpg


To this day, I don't know what the fuck happened in my brain, but this made me hard somehow. The main character is effeminate, so maybe it was that, but the violent aspect of scene was somehow enticing to me.

I remember other moments of that time where I had unexpected boner, but it wasn't that strange.
my first boner was watching drawn together, went into the bathroom and jacked off onto the floor
 
Getting a boner at the sight of slaying demons?
Sounds based to me.

Join the Holy Crusade, Brother in Christ.
Destroy all demons with a raging boner in our pants!
Sounds like I actually witnessed a manifestation of God and didn't realize it at that time JFL
 
Mine was an Indian woman, when I was 11 after I searched "big breasts" on my mom's iPad
 
Your first boner was actually inside your mother's womb.
 
Not sure whether my first boner, but one of my first sexual fantasies was pretty fucked up and maybe caused some fucked up fantasies of myself:

It was a scenario where some monster (?) penetrated the lungs of someone with his teeth, which however had a painkiller in them. The scene described how the guy knew he was killed, but the strong painkiller still made him feel good. Then I transformed this to sailor moon, where I somehow sexualized the process of extracting the souls, later made it more 'normal' by converting it essentially in a "combination of tickling/pain/orgasm"-fetish.

Maybe if I would have watched normal porn I would have had normal fantasies. Thus, I think that even the lack of porn can yield fucked up fantasies.
 
thats strange
 
my first boner was from some kids anime girl when i was in kindergarten etc
not sure which one was that, probably Cardcaptor Sakura or some other magic girl thing but i was fond of looking at nicely dressed anime waifus doing magic things while being cute :ahegao:

i never get to see Neon Genesis Evangelion in my childhood only in youth, otherwise who knows Rei Ayanami would've been my first ever ejaculation
 

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