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Incel trait: your ass is never clean even if you wipe hard enough to bleed

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Incel trait: your ass is never clean even if you wipe hard enough to bleed
 
How does wiping your ass make it bleed
 
My ass only bleeds when my poopoo was too hard.
 
My blood is always dry.
 
A prime jb cunny usually gives me a rimjob after I took a shit in order to make sure that my asshole is clean. Can't relate:dab:
Hughneutron4
 
if you've never had diarrhea and you have to wipe your ass like six times in a day so that eventually your asshole is raw and there are small specks of blood in your toilet paper, you're a fakecel
 
Use water instead of sand paper to wipe.
 
If you have an IQ over 99 there is no reason you shouldn't be using a bidet seat.
You are smearing shit all over yourself with paper squares and then going about your day as if you're even remotely clean.

Disgusting.
 
If you have an IQ over 99 there is no reason you shouldn't be using a bidet seat.
You are smearing shit all over yourself with paper squares and then going about your day as if you're even remotely clean.

Disgusting.
true I'm an uncivilized savage :incel:
 
i wipe every chance i get to keep my ass clean
everytime i piss or am just in the bathroom
my ass clean
 
Mine has pinworms and every night is fucking hell.
 
That's why I always clean myself in the shower afterwards.
 
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: Thanks for the laughs.
 
I have a bidet so I don't relate :feelsLSD::dab:
If you have an IQ over 99 there is no reason you shouldn't be using a bidet seat.
You are smearing shit all over yourself with paper squares and then going about your day as if you're even remotely clean.

Disgusting.
I'm a lowIQcel and even I have a bidet :dab::feelsLSD:
 
Only way my ass would get dirty is the dingleberries from the toilet paper, then I’d have to use a shower and a washcloth. Which I do that twice a week.
 
Just use enough toilet paper.

Personally i use atleast half a role a day
 
If you can push your asshole out some like if you’re trying to take a shit and then wipe the hole, sometimes you can get the little poop nugget out and that fixes the problem
 
Surprised this hasn’t been moved to the sewers yet
 
lmao this is literally mean. Worse part is, I HAVE to make sure my ass is clean otherwise my prayers wont count. You have no idea how much my ass bleeds when I'm cleaning myself.:feelskek:
 
I'm literally laughing my ass off to this post, thank you.
 
Same. It’s brutal. I have a shit stink down there
 
this is the echelon of dissertation, sheer raw brilliance, non-pretentious proficient philosophy that I was looking for when I signed up.
 
Of course toilet paper isnt going to do it,you actually have to take a shower and wash your ass
If you can push your asshole out some like if you’re trying to take a shit and then wipe the hole, sometimes you can get the little poop nugget out and that fixes the problem
Wtf lol
 
Just use water
 
Never used paper for it, a full shower after it; if you want, you can get a rimjob from a escort too
 

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