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Incel trait: your ass is never clean even if you wipe hard enough to bleed

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Incel trait: your ass is never clean even if you wipe hard enough to bleed
 
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How does wiping your ass make it bleed
 
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My ass only bleeds when my poopoo was too hard.
 
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Animecel2D said:
How does wiping your ass make it bleed
if you wipe your ass hard enough and often enough you will bleed
 
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Philosophycel said:
if you wipe your ass hard enough and often enough you will bleed
interesting I didn’t know that
 
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Philosophycel said:
if you wipe your ass hard enough and often enough you will bleed
what :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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A prime jb cunny usually gives me a rimjob after I took a shit in order to make sure that my asshole is clean. Can't relate:dab:
 
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Philosophycel said:
Incel trait: your ass is never clean even if you wipe hard enough to bleed

Prolapsed rectum, mabye? Caused by Anterior Pelvic Tilt. Go see a doctor to have it checked out.
 
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if you've never had diarrhea and you have to wipe your ass like six times in a day so that eventually your asshole is raw and there are small specks of blood in your toilet paper, you're a fakecel
 
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Use water instead of sand paper to wipe.
 
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If you have an IQ over 99 there is no reason you shouldn't be using a bidet seat.
You are smearing shit all over yourself with paper squares and then going about your day as if you're even remotely clean.

Disgusting.
 
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Hell said:
If you have an IQ over 99 there is no reason you shouldn't be using a bidet seat.
You are smearing shit all over yourself with paper squares and then going about your day as if you're even remotely clean.

Disgusting.
true I'm an uncivilized savage :incel:
 
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Philosophycel said:
Incel trait: your ass is never clean even if you wipe hard enough to bleed
Nah.

I scrub every poop.
 
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i wipe every chance i get to keep my ass clean
everytime i piss or am just in the bathroom
my ass clean
 
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Gamiro said:
Mine has pinworms and every night is fucking hell.
Brutal. Ask pharmacist for something.
 
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Philosophycel said:
Incel trait: your ass is never clean even if you wipe hard enough to bleed
TFW I mog all of you by using a bidet :feelskek::feelskek:
 
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That's why I always clean myself in the shower afterwards.
 
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:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: Thanks for the laughs.
 
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I have a bidet so I don't relate :feelsLSD::dab:
Hell said:
If you have an IQ over 99 there is no reason you shouldn't be using a bidet seat.
You are smearing shit all over yourself with paper squares and then going about your day as if you're even remotely clean.

Disgusting.
I'm a lowIQcel and even I have a bidet :dab::feelsLSD:
 
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My condolences
 
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Only way my ass would get dirty is the dingleberries from the toilet paper, then I’d have to use a shower and a washcloth. Which I do that twice a week.
 
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Just use enough toilet paper.

Personally i use atleast half a role a day
 
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If you can push your asshole out some like if you’re trying to take a shit and then wipe the hole, sometimes you can get the little poop nugget out and that fixes the problem
 
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Notorious Inkler said:
A prime jb cunny usually gives me a rimjob after I took a shit in order to make sure that my asshole is clean. Can't relate:dab:
View attachment 459847
Keklossus'd. :dab:
 
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Surprised this hasn’t been moved to the sewers yet
 
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lmao this is literally mean. Worse part is, I HAVE to make sure my ass is clean otherwise my prayers wont count. You have no idea how much my ass bleeds when I'm cleaning myself.:feelskek:
 
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I'm literally laughing my ass off to this post, thank you.
 
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Same. It’s brutal. I have a shit stink down there
 
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this is the echelon of dissertation, sheer raw brilliance, non-pretentious proficient philosophy that I was looking for when I signed up.
 
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Of course toilet paper isnt going to do it,you actually have to take a shower and wash your ass
TheProphetMuscle said:
If you can push your asshole out some like if you’re trying to take a shit and then wipe the hole, sometimes you can get the little poop nugget out and that fixes the problem
Wtf lol
 
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Just use water
 
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Philosophycel said:
Incel trait: your ass is never clean even if you wipe hard enough to bleed
:lul::lul::lul::lul:
wtf did I just read?
 
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OwlGod said:
this is the echelon of dissertation, sheer raw brilliance, non-pretentious proficient philosophy that I was looking for when I signed up.
 
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Animecel2D said:
How does wiping your ass make it bleed
Some toilet paper brands are rough…
BrokenAndThrownAway said:
My ass only bleeds when my poopoo was too hard.
Relatable. Sometimes my poopoo is too big
 

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