Story incel trait: you need to clean your phone after shitting

[Deleted member 24297]

dedsrs my phone died a few weeks ago cause I needed to clean it with alcohol gel cause after touching smelled like poop.

Even if I dont touch it it will get contaminated

 

[Lolimancer]

hm, maybe I should clean it for once

 

[Emba]

My phone smeels nice.

 

[Deleted member 33560]

hm, maybe I should clean it for once

Did you get shit on your phone?

 

[Lolimancer]

Did you get shit on your phone?

nah but other stuff

 

[DepravedAndDeprived]

Not an incel trait. You're just disgusting.

 

[Rick prime]

dedsrs my phone died a few weeks ago cause I needed to clean it with alcohol gel cause after touching smelled like poop.

Even if I dont touch it it will get contaminated

Not an incel trait. You're just disgusting.

It is trucel tier you normie pooping and shouting on phones are based

 

[PPEcel]

you stupid faggot do you not wash your hands

 

[Deleted member 33946]

yeah I get a little paranoid as I take my phone everywhere like most people and they harbour lots of different germs

 

[Deleted member 33560]

Not an incel trait. You're just disgusting.

No it’s an incel trait

 

[Jungle]

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Who else used to bring their Gameboys and Nintendo DS to the bathroom when you took a shit as a kid.

 

[Deleted member 33560]

Who else used to bring their Gameboys and Nintendo DS to the bathroom when you took a shit as a kid.

Yep. One time i even got a poop smear on my gameboy. It went from a blue gameboy to a brown gameboy

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Yep. One time i even got a poop smear on my gameboy. It went from a blue gameboy to a brown gameboy

Was it the original Gameboy or Gameboy Color?

 

[Deleted member 33560]

Was it the original Gameboy or Gameboy Color?

Game boy advance. The clamshell one

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Game boy advance. The clamshell one

The light blue one? I used to have that one but I broke it after losing in Donkey Kong.

 

[Deleted member 33560]

The light blue one? I used to have that one but I broke it after losing in Donkey Kong.

Nah. It was Dark Blue

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Nah. It was Dark Blue

You still have it?

 

[Deleted member 33560]

You still have it?

No but i bought another one off of the internet. It’s light blue

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

No but i bought another one off of the internet. It’s light blue

Ah, I see.

 

[Deleted member 33560]

Ah, I see.

Whoever stole my original game boy likely played it without knowing they were touching an unwiped shit smear

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Whoever stole my original game boy likely played it without knowing they were touching an unwiped shit smear

They stole it? Lol.

Tbh, I don't bring stuff to the bathroom anymore because I'm paranoid of shit like this and also having it fall into the toilet or on the shit itself.

 

[Deleted member 33560]

They stole it? Lol.

Tbh, I don't bring stuff to the bathroom anymore because I'm paranoid of shit like this and also having it fall into the toilet or on the shit itself.

What if, the exact instant you squeeze out a big terd, it lands in the toilet SPLOOSH, and then you drop your smartphone SPLOOSH, and it lands right on the shit nugget

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

What if, the exact instant you squeeze out a big terd, it lands in the toilet SPLOOSH, and then you drop your smartphone SPLOOSH, and it lands right on the shit nugget

I don't know if I would still want to use it anymore. So, I'll consider that irreparably broken and thrown in the trash.

 

[Deleted member 33560]

I don't know if I would still want to use it anymore. So, I'll consider that irreparably broken and thrown in the trash.

Do you think you could clean it? Or would that be too much exposure to shit?

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Do you think you could clean it? Or would that be too much exposure to shit?

Too much exposure to shit. Even if you wipe it off, it doesn't change the fact that it had poop on it in one point and it still might leave fecal residue.

 

[DepravedAndDeprived]

No it’s an incel trait

 

[Yezd]

phone never smelled like poo but im sure it's caked because I haven't cleaned it in a year. always taken it o the bathroom

I hate poo

 

[Deleted member 24297]

I hate poo

fuck poo fr

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

phone never smelled like poo but im sure it's caked because I haven't cleaned it in a year. always taken it o the bathroom

I never take anything to the bathroom.

I hate poo

It wouldn't be much of a problem if I can flush it. But mine always clogs the toilet and it involves me having to get up close and personal with it and take it out into the trash and contaminating dumpsters.

 

[Yezd]

It wouldn't be much of a problem if I can flush it. But mine always clogs the toilet and it involves me having to get up close and personal with it and take it out into the trash and contaminating dumpsters.

yeah I remember you mentioned this to me a few weeks ago, fucking brutal

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

yeah I remember you mentioned this to me a few weeks ago, fucking brutal

It's fucking disgusting... I wish I didn't have to deal with it and shit normally like everyone else.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

you stupid faggot do you not wash your hands