Incel trait: you have trouble wiping your ass

[antisocialcel]

Every time I go to shit my asshole gets smeared with shit and I have to use the bidet, I have to use about 5 to 8 rounds of paper until it is acceptable because it is never 100% clean.

Now imagine that there are foids who rims chads ass.

OVER.

 

[lnceI]

i usually dont have this problem unless i eat a ton of goyslop

 

[lnceI]

Inceldom discussed..

 

[Animecel2D]

 

[Trident]

paper is useless, i stopped using it like 15 years ago

 

[DarkSneezer]

@Skelly

 

[DutchCel01]

i usually dont have this problem unless i eat a ton of goyslop

You shouldnt have this issue if u eat normal at all

 

[DutchCel01]

Stop eating goyslop frozen pizza and microwave stuff nigga

 

[Skelly]

Stop eating goyslop frozen pizza and microwave stuff nigga

 

[paracletus]

moga me for owning a bidet

 

[DutchCel01]

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Doesnt even need to be pro biotic just normal real stuff. Atleast eat a normal meal first before u feast on wendies

 

[Skelly]

@Skelly

glitch in the matrix

 

[glizzymcguire]

You gotta stop being fat

 

[zd60]

sometimes

 

[FuckYou]

can we stop calling everything an incel trait?

 

[LastGerman]

Every time I go to shit my asshole gets smeared with shit and I have to use the bidet, I have to use about 5 to 8 rounds of paper until it is acceptable because it is never 100% clean.

Now imagine that there are foids who rims chads ass.

OVER.

Brutal shit pill.

Stop eating goyslop frozen pizza and microwave stuff nigga

@TooSomething @reveries

 

[LastGerman]

can we stop calling everything an incel trait?

Is that also an incel trait?

 

[FuckYou]

Is that also an incel trait?

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

i believe for this reason they advocate shaving ur arschloch

 

[TooSomething]

Brutal shit pill.



@TooSomething @reveries

I have antisocialcel ob my ignore list. I care not what he posts.

 

[LastGerman]

I have antisocialcel ob my ignore list. I care not what he posts.

He is shitting a lot. I also quoted you and @reveries because you both eat good.

 

[Julius1]

Same, I never manage to wipe properly

 

[TooSomething]

He is shitting a lot. I also quoted you and @reveries because you both eat good.

If he is shitting a lot it depends on what he is shitting.
If he has diarrhea then maybe he has an issue with his gut.
If he is shitting a lot in general, then his fibre intake is probably of the charts.

I used to eat like that many years ago and I too would shit a lot.

Once a day is ok.

One has to understand that the gut needs to rest as well, so it is in no way bad to every once in a while not eat foods that contain fibre.
Maybe he has an intolerance to some foods.

 

[LastGerman]

If he is shitting a lot it depends on what he is shitting.
If he has diarrhea then maybe he has an issue with his gut.
If he is shitting a lot in general, then his fibre intake is probably of the charts.

I used to eat like that many years ago and I too would shit a lot.

Once a day is ok.

One has to understand that the gut needs to rest as well, so it is in no way bad to every once in a while not eat foods that contain fibre.
Maybe he has an intolerance to some foods.

It seems like, that every time he takes a shit, it becomes smeared and he has to use a lot of paper.

 

[TooSomething]

It seems like, that every time he takes a shit, it becomes smeared and he has to use a lot of paper.

I get that type of shit when I consume a lot of sugar, tbh, especially the refined

 

[Rasama]

Stop using toilet paper, or even a bidet. Get up from the toilet, and wash that area like when you're taking a shower

I started doing that for sometime now and i never looked back. Over, if you poop at public restrooms though

 

[ItsOverMan]

No wiping for your face.

 

[Divineone]

Build an Indian toilet they are the best

 

[ItsOverMan]

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No-wiper poops are the best. Sometimes I have no-wipers.

 

[Dollfucker]

i believe for this reason they advocate shaving ur arschloch

I have to trim mine (not shave it) because it makes it easier to shit for me and it already feels like I'm shitting out a rock half the time. The best part tho is your farts are like 300% louder that alone makes it worth it

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

I have to trim mine (not shave it) because it makes it easier to shit for me and it already feels like I'm shitting out a rock half the time. The best part tho is your farts are like 300% louder that alone makes it worth it

based and fartreverbmaxxed i bet that shit would go hard on a wooden church bench

 

[coolguy1488]

Yeah its like we are designed to have the shittiest physical health

 

[reveries]

Eat high fat low carb dumbass

 

[God's Lonely Man]

ovER for assholecels.

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

I have to use the bidet

mogs me for having a bidet

 

[Jimb0]

this is NOT an incel trait nigger

 

[LonerLothario]

this is NOT an incel trait nigger

this, op is just a disgusting cunt

 

[SociallyStunted]

Incel trait: you call everything an incel trait

 

[DepravedAndDeprived]

I shave my bunghole so I cannoy relate

 

[Azaylias]

y'all niggas wipe?

 

[Iosephvs]

Incel trait: you call everything an incel trait

 

[Emba]

Wipes me

 

[Iosephvs]

y'all niggas wipe?

Over for wipecels

 

[Azaylias]

Over for wipecels

 

[Iosephvs]

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Yeah, a proud GrAY

 

[all this time]

i used to shitmaxx badly, its becuz ur body isnt processing the food youre putting in properly, ur eating way too high fats and shit that doesnt digest so it just splatters , its the name of the game for goyslop enjoyers id say look into ox bile or tudca to help dissolve and emulsify your fats, or stop the processed food/ cut it to a minimum and see if it resolves. carbs dont tend to cause digestion issues, protein could be also messing u up but i doubt it, if so betaine hcl x pepsin but im thinking its most likely youre consuming so high fat in ur diet that ur pancreas and liver cant produce enough bile to break it down so its getting shitted out lol

 

[coping_manlet]

Nigga shut the fuck up what is this. Go to a scat forum

 

[Ricecel Sungnodius]

I usually use a spray bottle instead of toilet paper.

 

[Rick prime]

Doesnt even need to be pro biotic just normal real stuff. Atleast eat a normal meal first before u feast on wendies

FUCKING FLESHHH FUCKING FLESH FUCKING FLESH

 

[Sheogorath]

Every time I go to shit my asshole gets smeared with shit and I have to use the bidet, I have to use about 5 to 8 rounds of paper

this is a skill issue