Brutal Incel Trait: You get mogged by Santa Clause

[Logic55]

Santa Clause is a fat ass, old man. This means that his SMV should be zero but that is not true. When I was 12 years old, I was browsing pornhub. I got bored and started to watch holiday videos. In one of the videos, I saw a fat old white male dressed in a Santa costume seducing a Stacy dressed in an elf costume. Santa was sitting on a throne, and the Stacy sat on his lap. Then they started to f**k. As she was moaning "oh Santa, you feel so good" he was yelled out "ho, ho, ho, ho" I was laughing because of how silly and ridiculous this was. At the end of the video, a song was playing that went like "jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle my C**k" Looking back, I can say that we are all getting mogged by Santa Clause even though he is a morbidly obese male. And btw, I don't watch porn anymore, it is cucked seeing a male have sex with a female while you are a virgin.

 

[Diddy]

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Santa Clause is a fat ass, old man. This means that his SMV should be zero but that is not true. When I was 12 years old, I was browsing pornhub. I got bored and started to watch holiday videos. In one of the videos, I saw a fat old white male dressed in a Santa costume seducing a Stacy dressed in an elf costume. As she was moaning "oh Santa, you feel so good" he was yelled out "ho, ho, ho, ho" I was laughing because of how silly and ridiculous this was. Looking back, I can say that we are all getting mogged by Santa Clause even though he is a morbidly obese male. And btw, I don't watch porn anymore, it is cucked seeing a male have sex with a female while you are a virgin.

Yeah I hate Santa Clause as well, but Santa Claus is alright.

 

[ilieknothing]

Santa is statusmaxxed

 

[Logic55]

Santa is statusmaxxed

Even Santa Clause gets free pussy while you rot on Christmas eve

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Yeah I hate Santa Clause as well, but Santa Claus is alright.

OP called him Clause lmao. I hate clauses

 

[Brainy]

Santa is statusmaxxed

 

[Multicell]

 

[SilverBullet]

Santa is statusmaxxed

 

[Starfish]

 

[sk.feelsdevil]

One of my most traumatizing memories has to be me dressing up for Santa for some family acquaintances..... I drank so much fucking alcohol afterwards. Literally the worst Christmas of my life.

The really shitty part is the fact that my mom promised said family friends that I'd play Santa. I never got any say in that shit. It sucks to be Santa. I had to give out so many fucking gifts.... Hear so many fucking songs..... So many fucking poems......

It was really embarrassing, but the young kids loved me. Still I have been humiliated.

 

[land of oblivion]

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Santa Clause is a fat ass, old man. This means that his SMV should be zero but that is not true. When I was 12 years old, I was browsing pornhub. I got bored and started to watch holiday videos. In one of the videos, I saw a fat old white male dressed in a Santa costume seducing a Stacy dressed in an elf costume. Santa was sitting on a throne, and the Stacy sat on his lap. Then they started to f**k. As she was moaning "oh Santa, you feel so good" he was yelled out "ho, ho, ho, ho" I was laughing because of how silly and ridiculous this was. At the end of the video, a song was playing that went like "jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle my C**k" Looking back, I can say that we are all getting mogged by Santa Clause even though he is a morbidly obese male. And btw, I don't watch porn anymore, it is cucked seeing a male have sex with a female while you are a virgin.

Santa Claus is an old pedophile who loves giving vibrators to pre-pubescent minors. I think he gets footjobs from elves

 

[GrodanBoll]

he's too jolly

 

[SCAT PACK]

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[TheCatMan]

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