Brutal Incel trait: you caress plants pretending they're your girlfriend

[incelerated]

I do this a lot. Caress plants and talk to them, rolling the small leaves gently between my fingers pretending it's my girlfriend's hair.

When you're an incel it's very hard not to cry from this pain.

 

[incelerated]

 

[Ricordanza]

That’s a “you” trait buddy

 

[Serpents reign]

I do this a lot. Caress plants and talk to them, rolling the small leaves gently between my fingers pretending it's my girlfriend's hair.

When you're an incel it's very hard not to cry from this pain.

Do you have that sexual fetish where you find plants attractive?

 

[Govid_Dorious]

That’s a “you” trait buddy

 

[LesscoBlob]

I don't do that. I just water them.

 

[incelerated]

Do you have that sexual fetish where you find plants attractive?

No but plants are the only living thing i get to touch.

 

[incelerated]

That’s a “you” trait buddy

Your trait is sucking dick.

 

[Ricordanza]

Your trait is sucking dick.

Now why are you getting angry

 

[Serpents reign]

No but plants are the only living thing i get to touch.

Perhaps an animal would fit better, at least you can Apply more of Relatable sentience to it.

 

[incelerated]

Now why are you getting angry

If you have to ask that you are really dumb it's obvious why I got angry. Because you made fun of my desparation.

 

[incelerated]

Perhaps an animal would fit better, at least you can Apply more of Relatable sentience to it.

I have extreme phobia of all animals. Also animals have shit and piss and vomit and saliva and disgusting smells.

 

[Ricordanza]

If you have to ask that you are really dumb it's obvious why I got angry. Because you made fun of my desparation.

No I didn't I just said it's not an incel trait, you are alone in doing this

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I don't do this but I completely understand.

 

[Med Amine]

i used to have red flowers and arabic flowers in my old home but when i moved out they probably died so long ago.
i could start all over again but it will take me months and i am procrastinating a lot.
i never treated them as my girlfriends tho, i kinda treat them as my daughters.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Tbh should try that

The problem is that it's easy to tell a plant from a foid, the former is more intelligent. So that kind of kills the immersion.

 

[Serpents reign]

I have extreme phobia of all animals. Also animals have shit and piss and vomit and saliva and disgusting smells.

You're right about that but I can't get over the cuteness of some.

 

[incelerated]

You're right about that but I can't get over the cuteness of some.

Kitties are extremely cute.
Still terrified to touch them tho. Over.

 

[RelentlessAssault]

I don't have plants

 

[incelerated]

I don't have plants

I understand.

 

[Ahriman]

Jfl at this, why don't you go buy yourself a big ol cactus and stick your dick in it.

 

[JamesMLM]

I do not but with pillows and blankets

 

[incelerated]

Jfl at this, why don't you go buy yourself a big ol cactus and stick your dick in it.

Every cactus I buy dies.

@incelerated Thoughts on this brocel's username? demon maxing is legit

Iran must be nuked.

Do you think there is a connection between the Japanese word "Akuma" and Ahriman?

Stop coping.

 

[incelerated]

You do you , ignore those who say otherwise , their insecure that your coping along well in peace.

Baae

 

[Serpents reign]

Kitties are extremely cute.
Still terrified to touch them tho. Over.

Are you allergic or were you a victim of a animal attack growing up?

 

[stalin22]

I do this a lot. Caress plants and talk to them, rolling the small leaves gently between my fingers pretending it's my girlfriend's hair.

When you're an incel it's very hard not to cry from this pain.

Yes and

 

[Mortis]

That’s a “you” trait buddy

 

[darkdungeon]

I have extreme phobia of all animals. Also animals have shit and piss and vomit and saliva and disgusting smells.

So does a public bus

Yet you're still using them

 

[wasted12years]

Plants don't like being touched.

 

[incelerated]

So does a public bus

Yet you're still using them

Nigga what kind of public bus is like that

 

[MiSKiRaT]

PLANTS???? WHAT PLANTS????? I LIVE IN THE DRIEST LAND ON EARTH

 

[incelerated]

Plants don't like being touched.

Plants love getting fucked by Chad and getting his cum as fertilizer.

 

[incelerated]

PLANTS???? WHAT PLANTS????? I LIVE IN THE DRIEST LAND ON EARTH

Absolutely brutal.

 

[incelerated]

Are you allergic or were you a victim of a animal attack growing up?

No

 

[incelerated]

Baae

Absolutely brutal I meant to say baze

 

[Antifem Lord]

this nigga molests plants

 

[andinocel]

Nah, that's fucking weird

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

I don't do that. I just water them.

My plants love rainwater.

 

[Med Amine]

when i was a kid, my mommy used to have red flowers and i just discovered that semen can impregnate a woman so i used to masturbate every night and think about trying to put semen in the flower but i was really scared that i will end up with some mutt half plant half human baby. i was maybe 12 or 13 back then and the tree died by now.
i put the semen in one of the flowers one time, nothing happened but i won't really have a problem with some hybrid plant boy as my son

 

[darkdungeon]

Nigga what kind of public bus is like that

The shit I drive with the degenerates and cunts

 

[incelerated]

The shit I drive with the degenerates and cunts

Brutal

 

[incelerated]

when i was a kid, my mommy used to have red flowers and i just discovered that semen can impregnate a woman so i used to masturbate every night and think about trying to put semen in the flower but i was really scared that i will end up with some mutt half plant half human baby. i was maybe 12 or 13 back then and the tree died by now.
i put the semen in one of the flowers one time, nothing happened but i won't really have a problem with some hybrid plant boy as my son

This is the shit I come to this website for.

 

[incelerated]

Stop bumping this gay thread.

 

[incelerated]

Only an iranifags is capable of making such cringe thread.

 

[incelerated]

Shut the fuck up it's just a thread.

 

[incelerated]

I felt better when I was on SSRI.

Gimme Jewish pills. Gimme Jewish pussy.

 

[Med Amine]

 

[incelerated]

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Wow, just wow.

 

[Ahriman]

Do you think there is a connection between the Japanese word "Akuma" and Ahriman?

I do not, Ahriman is originaly known as Angra Mainyu.

 

[Ahriman]

Iran must be nuked.

The persian empire has fallen. It is over.